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1. Alien Ant Farm - Movies 2. Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
3. Whitney Houston - My Love Is Your Love 4. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This
5. Minimilistics - Close Cover 3:30pm news-----
6. DB Boulevard - Point Of View 7. More Fire Crew - Oi!
8. Gorillaz - Tomorrow Comes Today 9. Christina Millian - Am To Pm
10. Nelly feat City Spud - Ride Wit Me 11. Misteeq - B With Me
12. Kelis - Caught Out There 13. Whites Stripes - Fell In Love With A Girl (First Play On Moyles Show)
14. Roger Sanchez - Another Chance 15. Nelly Furtado - S*** On The Radio
4:30pm news----- 16. Pink - Get The Party Started
17. Dilated Peoples - Worst Comes To Worst 18. Lauryn Hill - Ex-Factor
19. Stereophonics - Handbags and Gladrags 20. George Michael - Freek
5:00pm news-----
21. Dr Dre & KnocTurn'Al - Bad Intentions 22. IIO - Rapture
23. Hundred Reasons - If I Could (First Play On Moyles Show)
24. Jennifer Lopez - Play 25. Oasis - Stand By Me
26. Jakatta - Ever So Lonely

ps, No There's Nothing Wrong With Thom's Eye

It Valentines Day and Chris is not keeping with the spirit. Dave told his girlfriend this morning to make him a cup of tea while he got his biro and wrote the card. His girlfriend got him a 2ft Card. Its on his bedside table at the moment. Dave decided to book a restaurant a month in advance and she found out last week and she cancelled it because it was too expensive. She has booked somewhere more affordable. He will end up paying though because she is skint although her oasis card is bigger than their bank account. A listener wants Ian Van Dahl played because the lazy sod called Kevin Page couldn't be bothered to buy a card or any presents. Trevor Nelson does a love request to Chris. A couple of years ago Chris took his girlfriend to a Fa Cup replay and last year they went to see the romantic film Hannibal! and a bed picnic from McDonalds. Chris thinks back and now knows why he is single.

More Valentines Rhymes
Roses are stupid
Violets are silly
c'mon over here love and
ill show you my -----

roses are red
its elementary
lets ring up a friend
and try -----

Roses are awful
violets are the pits
lift up your jumper
and show me your ----

Roses makes me laugh
Violets make me titter
(Will - Don't Even Go There)

Lizzie has a coughing fit as Chris plays the theme to the 1980's Channel 4 programme Treasure Hunt. Lizzie was away to Starbucks to pick up the coffees and has now got a Guess Who. It was ex wife of Dennis Waterman and recent Eastenders actress Rula Lenska. Dave says he thought he saw This Morning agony aunt Denise Robertson but he looked and she was older looking.
Chris says that it was a crap Guess Who and said she was only in Eastenders for four days. Lizzie blows out Chris (oo er missus) by deciding to stay in watching Club Reps and Eastenders instead of a date with him.
An email says that the Prodigy song Voodoo People was based on the riff to a Nirvana track.

BIG BLUBBER
Dave - Another inconsiderate piece of scheduling as England match was on last night. The mere sight of a dumbbell makes his muscles goes into spasms. Though first time this year he appeared twice
Will - Very disciplined and flexed away. Today he was sore and the paparazzi showed up he trained twice as hard
Lizzie - Another average week and skipping proved difficult but she is good at following instructions.
Chris - Still lost a pound this week although she thinks he still is drinking too much but does train very hard. Four times he trained this week.
WILL WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY

The voting has now finished for the Brit Awards but the scripting still says the lines were open. Will has written down info about the new Brits competition which was up he trained twice as hard
Lizzie - Another average week and skipping proved difficult but she is good at following instructions.
Chris - Still lost a pound this week although she thinks he still is drinking too much but does train very hard. Four times he trained this week.
WILL WINS THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE TROPHY

The voting has now finished for the Brit Awards but the scripting still says the lines were open. Will has written down info about the new Brits competition which was devised by Rachel, former member of the Moyles Saturday Show. On Tuesday they will be giving away tickets to the Brits. Chris picks up on the Kelis choice by one of the recorded callers which is a kind of hate track instead of a love track. He has to Happy Valentines Day to Amy. Emails about Nokia's free phone accessories, a request for the PPK remix, an addicted to plaice request to be put on the minisite, a former school friend of Dave emails in and someone commending Chris for his figure in the latest Heat magazine. There is another version of Will Remix played sampling the Radiohead track No Surprises. Chris continues his slagging of Radiohead and their fan with their lack of a sense of humour.

LIZZIES DREAM
In the dream Lizzie is pregnant and he gives birth to a litter of kittens and all around the park were lots of pictures of babies left, right and centre. She's had this dream two nights in a row. Chris plays cat noises and then a cow and donkey noise.
Hannah has similar dream with one kitten
Sasha had orange segments and to keep them alive had to put them in water
Emailer dreamt she married Rat King and gave Rat babies and was the Queen of Swindon
Nicki Jackson says that she gave birth to kittens ad the next day
Mooseday, Zoë, Andy Torkington and Gary all try to analyse her dream and the main reason according to them is that she wants to reproduce.

Chris does a joke message on the love trailer with a Roy Chubby Brown circa 1975. Chris receives a hamper from a place about ex-pats living abroad to remind them of British things like Walkers crisps, McVities Rich Tea biscuits, marmite, mouse mat and also a Union Jack handbag and offers Lizzie it in exchange for getting it on tonight.
Someone has set up a Valentines website for Lizzie and someone called Ray Ball wants Will to find out who does the score for Buffy the Vampire Slayer. The next email comes from disturbed individuals about a Ponder Club. Email from Zoë defending Rugby players but I don't give a rats ass as Rugby is boring and dull. Warren wants Chris to play Iron Maiden as part of his quest to be next years number one dj in their polls. Tommy Vee promotes his concert where he performs tonight with Sexy Vegas Superstars at the Cardiff Barfly. It is also his 22nd birthday and has no girlfriends so requests ay single good looking women from South Wales to come down.

Fortune Nookie Final
Chris milks the Do You Do Liver gag.
Nina on Line 1 and Kevin on Line 2

Nina: Name Jack Ryders other half?
A. Kym Marsh
Kevin: Former All Saint Nicole Appleton famous partner is?
A. Liam Gallagher (He said Noel)
Nina: In which British city would you find Brammall Lane and Hillsborough?
A. Sheffield
Kevin: In which British city would you find Villa Park and St Andrews?
A. Birmingham
Nina: Whose current album is number 23 in the chart called Sunshine?
A. SCLUB7 (She said Gabrielle and also swore, bad girl!)
Kevin: Whose current album at number 14 is called Fever?
Kylie Minogue
Nina: What is the capital of Spain?
A. Madrid
Kevin: What is the capital of Portugal?
A. Lisbon
Nina: St Valentine was stoned, clubbed and beheaded because he?
a. Secretly married young lovers b. Ate too much chocolate c. Refused to send the emperor a valentines card d. Didn't pay income tax
Kevin: Why is the name Oestrous important to the Valentines story?
a. He was Valentines jailer b. He was his florist c. He was his judge d. He was his choclatair
Final Score 4 EACH
Tie Break and question is When Is Chris Birthday?
Kevin was closest but the answer is 22nd February 1974

Hi,

Just saw your revies on the site for the show on Thursday 14th February 2002 , it was my comany that sent in the box to Chris, i packed it!! The comapny is called expatboxes.com!

Thanks,

James

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