The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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Chris has picked up his cold again. He was in a good mood until Lizzie lost the minidisc of the football commentary and found it a minute before going on air. Chris went to Alton Towers on Friday and promised not to tell that a girl got so drunk she fell down the stairs. They have different themed rooms. Chris was in the Arabian Nights suite. He found a treasure chest in the room and there was lots of sweets so scoffed them all. Dave and Lizzie missed Dead Ringers while Will and Chris watched it. They open up the park an hour before the ordinary guests come in. He was going to go into the rides but he thought that was a bad idea bearing in mind how much alcohol was in his body and how he hadnt eaten any breakfast. Chris has taken a photograph with Mark and Lards producer Joe Graham on the new ride Ice. He said he wasnt scared on it. He says its like a freefall sensation. All the team begin to guffaw. Scottie will put the photo up later. Chris takes a breath because he is shattered. Chris plays the triumphant Everton clips. Dave was working with Mark Chapman and he mentioned all the girls that met him on Saturday. Dave and Mark were the quizmasters of the Letts School challenge. They were all GCSE type questions. They came up afterwards and Dave hugged two of them being Clare and Lisa from Plymouth. Mark had mentioned all the girls on Cox's show. Chris is talking so much that he misses the 5th song of the half hour
Southampton voted best crowd singing of the Premiership. Leeds were 16th. Bolton were bottom He says that he thinks that Wills song is better than Gareths. He was listening to a bit of Terry Wogan this morning. Its time for Moyles Interactive and Dave will be on for the next half an hour They are doing a special car-e-oke for football fans
They try to sort out the format for Fan - e- oke. They talk about George Michael being in with Jo Whiley and Will caught a glimpse of him. Chris gets an email from Clive who he met with his wife Nikki at Alton Towers.
Talks about how he caught Sara's show this morning and heard her saying that she went to Peppermint Hippo, a lapdancing bar, and Chris tells her to stop going to his patch
The Staunton Lick is now on another advert. Lizzie has a story about a woman who wanted a cardboard cutout. There is a soapstar in the Daily Sport today on the front cover that has 6 toes on one foot. They have two silly songs to play. A person wants to have a record deal and has sent in a world cup song with Burt Kwouk. They think they should go to Japan and South Korea to see the World Cup. Chris says that they are available to be official radio show of the England team
13. Ronan Keating - If Tomorrow Never Comes (1st Play)
Garth Brooks originally wrote the new Ronan song. Dave says he knew that. They take the piss out of country songs and Dave says that he sang I Fell In Love With My Cousin . Plugs the special Fan-e-oke again
Dave has read 3 books in his life. They are the Secret Diary of Adrian Mole, True Confessions Of Adrian Mole and The Stereophonics biography. He finds books boring. Chris saw Jamie Theakston the other day and he talks up Art. Daves girlfriend wants to go to the theatre but he hates it because its too snobby. The last time was to see a pantomime. He has a longing for the interval. He has a feeling that he cant wait to get out. Will says that he is going to the theatre tonight. He says Art is too posh and it goes over his head. It was m eant to be the comedy of the year (whispers not funny). Dave thinks that he might let Will go to the theatre with his girlfriend.
He was listening to local radio called Great Shavings with 5 songs with a shaver played over the songs.
The 5 news - Alistair Bruce Ball fulfills his sport requests
Chris talks about Dominic Mohan column and talks about Eminem and Geri Halliwell which they and I believe is a complete lie. He wishes her the best? Mars are changing their logo from Work, Rest and Play. It is now Pleasure You Cant Measure.
CHRIS READS A LETTER
Dear Moyles and Team, we watch the radio at work and we been listening to groups like that there So Solid Crew and the More Fire Crew and we think us Cornish can do better. So we got together a group of me friends and made a song. Our group is called Outragous Bumpkin Crew. The tune we made is called Stop Yer Laughing. We would love you to play it in your show and give your comments. Yours Thankfully Christopher Lewis Brind and Anthony Vernon Young.
Dave laughs and calls it So Simple Crew
This is SportsTalk with Mr Kinder and Chris Moyles. Ron Atkinson is 63 today. The usual old guff as they talk about the Premiership matches. Nothing of interest like every other day.
Time for Fan-e-oke with Sean from Leeds with his rendition of Leeds Leeds Leeds. Patrick Owen on the line for Liverpool fans. Lizzie giggles in the background. They sing Ooh John Arne Riise to the tune of Hey Baby from DJ Otzi. Next on the line is Gareth who supports Everton. He saw Robbie Fowler in his sisters cafe. Line 4 was supposed to be a fan of Woking but they couldnt find any so they had to put Will. They all have to sing Will Young and Evergreen.

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