chrismoyles.net
- Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:54 pm
#241401
Fake Entertainment News with Will in news voice using the Britney boos from last night
1. Jennifer Lopez - Aint it Funny
2. Avalanches - Since I Left You
new start to todays show which was all from yesterdays show with a new trance mix as a background. Emma B talk again as he says thats she more of a man than he is. She was round at Chris last night and thinks he shouldnt have pink toilet paper in his bathroom. She berates him for having so many beauty products. Dave mentions the pube shaving story again. Chris buys Nivea for Women as its less greasy that Nivea for men. He now uses E45. They all went training again and Lizzie is still wearing the same stinking sweaty clothes. She has changed her knickers and socks though. She says that she wont use the shower because all three of them have admitted to urinating while they shower. Chris forgot to bring the Andrex in. Chris had a film dilemma last night whereby Unlawful Entry and My Cousin Vinny. He chooses My Cousin Vinny but then Emma B turns up. Simon Bates does a breakfast show in the morning in London and Chris woke up in a sweat because he thought he was in a dream.
3. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
They got a big parcel today which is a padded bag. From the link yesterday about toilet roll. They recieve some free toilet rolls from Nouvelle Toilet Tissue. Today is pictures from the Oscars. The Sun has transcribed her speech. Chris does the speech with Scottie speaking the words.
4. No Doubt - Hey Baby
5 missed 3:30 missed
6. Missy Elliott - 4 My People
7. Haven - Till The End
They are gettting more and more freebies. They are Walker Footballs and Sticker Books with a shedload of stickers. Theres a file as well. Chris looks at Everton and talks about Walter Smiths facts. They decide to do a Liverpool quiz with Lizzie.
8. Ladies First - I Cant Wait
9. Mary J Blige - Family Affair
Dave quizzes Chris on his Leeds squad numbers and gets 1 out of 10.
10. Xpress 2 - Lazy
11. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
12. Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
They are planning to infiltrate the Capital building. One of the guys who do the weird jingles is in Leicester Square. Chris talks off air about an idea. Chris wonders if his old pass would work. Steve Tyler of Aerosmith is 54 and Diana Ross is 58 although Chris says thats her showbiz age. They talk about tonights Louis Theroux meeting Max Clifford. Chris and Will reenact their conversation that they had while they were running.
13. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
Chris asks a caller if the show has become lazy and the same old crap. This seems spooky.
14. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly
They got mentioned in Heat Magazine and its page 44 and it doesnt say he is fat. The picture that they use a picture that is gormless. They praise his Rik Waller parody. Lee from Hertfordshire wants to know what this new backing tune is. Chris says that its Future Breeze Temple Of Dreams. It comes out soon and Tony Byrne does the plugging.
15. Pechey - You Got Me Burning
They talk about the Road Trip again. Chris wants to rig the winner and make it a young blond beautiful girl.
4:30pm (plays audience cheers and boos)
16. Lasgo - Something
17. Usher - Uturn
Lets take some phone calls. Some dippy trout from Saff London asks when the competition is open. Some fella called up to say that Lasgo sounds like Kim Wilde. Chris mentions Kim appeared on This Morning in a feature about water in the garden. Some weirdo says Hello. Some person rings in about a Woking song. He gets cut off by instruction of Will.
18. Shakira - Whenever Whatever
Its Chris' Mother last day at work so he and Kieran sent her flowers.
19. Brandy - What About Us (Chris puts on Trevor Nelson voice and recalls the difficulty he had saying Birmingham)
The team ask for emails about guides to Vegas and LA.
20. Roger Goode - In The Beginning
5 NEWS
21. Travis - Flowers In The Window
22. Jakatta - American Dream
Lizzie cant drive so Chris thinks she should start lessons before going to America. They decide to contact a person who sent an email that comes from LA. They get mixed up over the dialling codes. Chris says that America is crying out for quality entertainment. Chris puts on his southern drawl accent ala Mississippi.
23. Lostprophets - Fake Sound Of Progress
Chris talks about the swingy ball things you see on desks that clink from side to side. They talk to Tom from LA. Tom calls Chris a DUDE. He works at a TV Studio. He calls him slightly camp after he sets the phone down.
SPOOF BBC TALENT ad
24. Jamiroquai - Little L
Chris plays Reel Big Fish and their cover of AHA Take on Me. He thinks they are an unknown act by the way he is talking about them. http://WWW.REELBIGFISH.COM
25. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
26. Doves - There Goes The Fear (TO BE RELEASED AND DELETED SAME DAY 15TH APRIL)
1. Jennifer Lopez - Aint it Funny
2. Avalanches - Since I Left You
new start to todays show which was all from yesterdays show with a new trance mix as a background. Emma B talk again as he says thats she more of a man than he is. She was round at Chris last night and thinks he shouldnt have pink toilet paper in his bathroom. She berates him for having so many beauty products. Dave mentions the pube shaving story again. Chris buys Nivea for Women as its less greasy that Nivea for men. He now uses E45. They all went training again and Lizzie is still wearing the same stinking sweaty clothes. She has changed her knickers and socks though. She says that she wont use the shower because all three of them have admitted to urinating while they shower. Chris forgot to bring the Andrex in. Chris had a film dilemma last night whereby Unlawful Entry and My Cousin Vinny. He chooses My Cousin Vinny but then Emma B turns up. Simon Bates does a breakfast show in the morning in London and Chris woke up in a sweat because he thought he was in a dream.
3. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
They got a big parcel today which is a padded bag. From the link yesterday about toilet roll. They recieve some free toilet rolls from Nouvelle Toilet Tissue. Today is pictures from the Oscars. The Sun has transcribed her speech. Chris does the speech with Scottie speaking the words.
4. No Doubt - Hey Baby
5 missed 3:30 missed
6. Missy Elliott - 4 My People
7. Haven - Till The End
They are gettting more and more freebies. They are Walker Footballs and Sticker Books with a shedload of stickers. Theres a file as well. Chris looks at Everton and talks about Walter Smiths facts. They decide to do a Liverpool quiz with Lizzie.
8. Ladies First - I Cant Wait
9. Mary J Blige - Family Affair
Dave quizzes Chris on his Leeds squad numbers and gets 1 out of 10.
10. Xpress 2 - Lazy
11. Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love
12. Wu Tang Clan - Gravel Pit
They are planning to infiltrate the Capital building. One of the guys who do the weird jingles is in Leicester Square. Chris talks off air about an idea. Chris wonders if his old pass would work. Steve Tyler of Aerosmith is 54 and Diana Ross is 58 although Chris says thats her showbiz age. They talk about tonights Louis Theroux meeting Max Clifford. Chris and Will reenact their conversation that they had while they were running.
13. Natalie Imbruglia - Wrong Impression
Chris asks a caller if the show has become lazy and the same old crap. This seems spooky.
14. Bubba Sparxxx - Ugly
They got mentioned in Heat Magazine and its page 44 and it doesnt say he is fat. The picture that they use a picture that is gormless. They praise his Rik Waller parody. Lee from Hertfordshire wants to know what this new backing tune is. Chris says that its Future Breeze Temple Of Dreams. It comes out soon and Tony Byrne does the plugging.
15. Pechey - You Got Me Burning
They talk about the Road Trip again. Chris wants to rig the winner and make it a young blond beautiful girl.
4:30pm (plays audience cheers and boos)
16. Lasgo - Something
17. Usher - Uturn
Lets take some phone calls. Some dippy trout from Saff London asks when the competition is open. Some fella called up to say that Lasgo sounds like Kim Wilde. Chris mentions Kim appeared on This Morning in a feature about water in the garden. Some weirdo says Hello. Some person rings in about a Woking song. He gets cut off by instruction of Will.
18. Shakira - Whenever Whatever
Its Chris' Mother last day at work so he and Kieran sent her flowers.
19. Brandy - What About Us (Chris puts on Trevor Nelson voice and recalls the difficulty he had saying Birmingham)
The team ask for emails about guides to Vegas and LA.
20. Roger Goode - In The Beginning
5 NEWS
21. Travis - Flowers In The Window
22. Jakatta - American Dream
Lizzie cant drive so Chris thinks she should start lessons before going to America. They decide to contact a person who sent an email that comes from LA. They get mixed up over the dialling codes. Chris says that America is crying out for quality entertainment. Chris puts on his southern drawl accent ala Mississippi.
23. Lostprophets - Fake Sound Of Progress
Chris talks about the swingy ball things you see on desks that clink from side to side. They talk to Tom from LA. Tom calls Chris a DUDE. He works at a TV Studio. He calls him slightly camp after he sets the phone down.
SPOOF BBC TALENT ad
24. Jamiroquai - Little L
Chris plays Reel Big Fish and their cover of AHA Take on Me. He thinks they are an unknown act by the way he is talking about them. http://WWW.REELBIGFISH.COM
25. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
26. Doves - There Goes The Fear (TO BE RELEASED AND DELETED SAME DAY 15TH APRIL)
