The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Missed but its a choice of Marilyn Manson or Jennifer Lopez (bet a fiver it was)
2. Mary Mary - Shackles (Praise You)
Lizzie went to Muswell Hill to watch the footie with her boyfriend as a compromise. Chris had five pints and has a small hangover. Usual moyles chat youve heard a thousand times before.
3. Doves - There Goes The Fear
Dudley Moore (Famous partnership with Peter Cook in 60's and became Hollywood actor in early 80's, SANTA CLAUS:the movie 1985) is dead at 66. The Star headline has Duds No More, The Sun and The Mirror both has Duds Dead. Chris brands it as sick the way that they pun a death.
4. Blue - Fly By II
Quick call about a fella who tried to phone Scott Mills for a happy birthday and he tried all through the day to get a DJ to say it. You can guess what happens next.
5. Roger Goode - In The Beginning
3:30 news
6. Travis - Flowers In The Window
7. So Solid Crew - Ride Wit Us
They get sent a free spacehopper for their US trek. It comes with a pump. Will gets excited.
BIG BLUBBER - DAY 97
Lizzie - 1 Show Week, intent on getting her bikini, bum and bust noticed. Chris says what Bust?
Will - bit more enthusiastic but got bored on Tuesday
Dave - far too hungover to train today plus he was putting in his washine machine
Chris - training harmed by blister on heel
CHRIS RETAINS TROPHY
8. George Michael - Freeek
9. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky
10. Alicia Keys - Womans Worth
11. Shy FX - Shake Your Body
12. Starsailor - Poor Misguided Fool
Email from Dan, Oi stop complaining about bank holiday working, you only work 3 hours he mentions. Newspapers today of Gary Lucy who says he hasnt been wed. He says he gets more action than George Michael at Mardi Gras. Dave says that they should get the press to say chris moyles cant believe he still is not wed. Chris says that hes turned down many women. Admittedly theyve all been munters. The Bouncy Castle of Love Chris Moyles. They recall the time he was terrified when Kylie agreed to a pint and he chickened out. Chris says he will open the lines and there will be an abundance good voiced women out there. Will updates there are no lines flashing.
13. Ol Dirty Bastard - Got Yo Money
First line a male cut off, Second line a girl who sounds like 11 cut off, Third line a male cut off, Fourth line a male cut off, Fifth line is a girl who has been made redundant no money cut off, Sixth line is a girl who is a data analyst who is 25. Chris asks how far she goes on the first date. Will butts in and says Peckham. Chris then wanted her to describe a good night out. She says watching football and then out to a club. Chris cuts her off after she says club but suddenly realises she could have meant another type of club ie lap dancing club. Get her Number Back.
14. PureFish - Totally Addicted To Plaice
15. Outkast - The Whole World
4:30 News
16. Ja Rule - Always On Time
17. Nickelback - How You Remind Me
line 6 - Bonnie Simon from Stringfellows who lives in Chingford, Essex, 24 and finds men are intimidated by her job. Will doesnt allow her to come to the studio and have a lap dance but she can do a home visit if she likes. Chris is keen but nervous. Chris is scared.
18. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss (They are trying to get her on the show cos shes fit and shes easy on the eye)
19. U2 - Elevation
He gets a picture of her. Dave reckons he should go for it. Opportunity Knocks so to speak. He would have to take her to a girly pub.
20. Pay As You Go - Champagne Dance
5 news
21. Sum 41 - Motivation
22. M&S Presents The Girl Next Door - Salsoul Nugget
2 words that describe Chris says Lizzie : ALL MOUTH. She rang back and gave Lizzie her phone number. Her brother also phoned up. Dave requests a double date. Chris is being annoyingly worried. He has a look of concern etched over his face
23. Gareth Gates - Unchained Melody
Chris, Lizzie, Dave, Will, Wills girlfriend and Bonnie will all go out for a drink its been finalised.
24. PPK - Resurrection
25. No Doubt - Hey Baby
Chris brings in Trevor Nice Guy No Hair Nelson. He explains to Trevor that Bonnie has said that shes met HIM before. Trevor says beware of them because they havent really and shes trying to reel him in. He lets Trevor look at the photo. His mind is changed quite quickly when he sees the picture. He laughs and says GO FOR IT MATE.
26. Reel Big Fish - Take On Me
27. More Fire Crew - Oi
28. Pink - Most Girls
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