The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Stereophonics - Vegas Two Times 2. Destinys Child - Survivor 3.Tiga Zyntherous - Sunglasses At Night 4. Oasis - Hindu Times 5. Roger Goode - In The Beginning 6. Missy Elliott - 4 My People 7. Pay As You Go - Champagne Dance 8. Badly Drawn Boy - Silent Sigh 9. Pink - Get The Party Started 10. Travis - Flowers In The Window 11. Matt Darey - Beautiful 12. Eminem - My Name Is 13. Haven - Til The End 14. Express 2 - Lazy 15. Usher - UTurn 16. One Giant Leap - My Culture 17. The Music - The People 18. Goldtrix - Trippin 19. Mary J Blige - No More Drama 20. Sugababes - Freak Like Me 21. Chocolate Puma - I Wanna Be You 22. Hives - Main Offender 23. 24. Jennifer Lopez - Aint It Funny 25. Idlewild - You Held The World 26. Jamiroquai - Canned Heat
Chris went to a gig for unsigned band called appease. He felt really out of place as the average age of the crowd were 17. He then went onto the pub and had a cup of tea. Tea is the new rock n roll. Lizzie cant hear in her right ear and shes come over all flu-ey. She was on sea breezes all night though, oh along with gin. Chris has never known a woman get so drunk so quick. Lizzies cats are called Muffy, after her friend Sam and Tigger. Will has arrived in Los Angeles so Dave and Chris rang him before the show for a laugh. The time where he was was 6:40am.
Chris and Dave were talking about Porno Names and asked the team what theirs was. The rule is first name is the name of your first pet and the second name is your mothers maiden name.
Lizzie - Flopsy Leroy
Rachel - Bob Bennett
Dave - Colin Quiggin
Chris - Goldie Holmes
Chris recalls about the early morning show where he did Oasis sketches as scousers (plays a bit of Shes Dyslexic) which he described as poor and Clive Warren chats, the 6 O Clock moment where they played Sister Sledge and others and the ingenious quizes like Fill In The Missing Word and True or False. Dave says looking back its puzzlig to see how they got the afternoon slot. That time in the morning they were usually half pissed.
Will was surprisingly fresh faced and cheerful. He has a couple of Guess Whos which were Nigel Lythgoe going into a restaurant and Konnie Huq on his same flight. Chris is going out with Culshaw to see Oasis tonight as Lizzie and Dave both turned him down. Chris badmouths former Saturday show producer Richard and calls him a bitch.
EMINEM MY NAME IS
Dave - Paul Hendy, Rob McElwee, John Mccririck, Tessa Sanderson, Keith Floyd, John Fashanu
Chris - Dr Fox, Jeremy Clarkson, Luke Goss, Eddie The Eagle Edwards, Keith Harris, Lorna Clark
Chris mum birthday is today. David Beckham is injured so Dave says lets open the phone lines for a heated debate to see if people care. Line 1 is worried Man U fan from Leicester. Line 2 is from a stupid moble caller. Just goes to show MAN U FOOTBALL FANS + MOBILE = NOT MANY BRAIN CELLS. More phone calls. The new Blown Out Radio Edit Lovin Feelin is released June 10th. Big Jim has left the band. Gay Steve has replaced him. Blown Out tour starts in Redcar on May 4th. The album is finished but havent a title. Chris and Dave are hugely disappointed by the new mix as the sample has been taken out and replaced by a cheesy over polished voice and there is no DAZ rapping on it.
BIG BLUBBER UPDATE DAY 54
Chris - Started the week as model student. Today he wasnt put off by Daves complaining.
Dave - Bad week for injuries, convcinced his girlfriend that jogging in the park is good for her. He says lifting weights above his head gives him a runny nose.
Lizzie - No show this week, explains that Wills jobs have been handed over to her, fear for her peddling.
Will - In LA and he has been told to check the Gyms.
CHRIS GETS THE TROPHY BACK FOR THE LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE AWARD
Chris plays a sound effects cd which has ski sounds to talk about snowbombing. Also on the cd is effects of ping pong balls, baseball being hit, bowling ball retrieval system and sneakers squeaking on squash court. Its Guess The Sound Effect with Dave.

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