The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Sugababes - Freak Like Me 2. Blur - Song 2 3. N'Sync - Girlfriend 4. No Doubt - Hey Baby 5. Doves - There Goes The Fear NEWS 6. Xpress 2 - Lazy 7. David Gray - Babylon 8. Elvis vs JXL - Little Less Conversation 9. Destinys Child - Bootylicious 10. Oasis - Hindu Times 11. Robbie Williams - Rock DJ 12. Forever & Ever (sounds like Moloko but aint) 13. Ja Rule - Always On Time 14. Executioners - Its Going Down NEWS 15. missed 16. Nickelback - How You Remind Me 17. Pink - Dont Let It Get Me 18. DB Boulevard - Point Of View NEWS 19. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss 20. Blink 182 - All the Small Things 21. Leftfield/Sex Pistols - God Save The Queen 2002 22. Nelly Furtado - Im Like A Bird 23. Fat Joe - Whats Love

Its the last day in LA and Chris has text grief from people in England ringing him in the middle of the night forgetting the time differences. He also got a call from someone but couldnt remember who they were so was bombarded with text insults. Their trip to Playboy is explained later. Chris describes it at this point shockingly average. Paul Tittley didnt get to go to the mansion as he was busy completing yesterdays task.
Dave has a Guess Who which turned out to be Meatloaf. Chris cant fathom why Charlotte Church was voted Rear Of The Year. He is not alone. The male was Scott Wright who plays mechanic Sam in Coronation Street. Chris welcomes back Georgina to the news after she took off ill yesterday. Chris recalls a story he didnt mention about the festival Coacello. There was about only 6 toilets and all it was was a hole and no chain or nothing. Chris says he had to breathe in and cover his mouth and try not to look down. Paul was in next to the toilet so what Chris thought would be funny would be to go to the right side of the toilet while Damien got to the left side and started shaking it from side to side much to Pauls surprise and misfortune.
Paul second task was SUCCESSFUL. Yes A and Starbucks was played upon his request at a radio station. What made it even more special and silly was that this was a Talk station that never plays music. The show consisted of two males in their early 40's with a sort of Moyles kind of humour. They asked Paul what differences does he see between England and America and Paul replies Mexican Soap Operas!. The two presenters seem to know what he was on about and said that you dont have to turn the volume on, you can just stare at the tits and the asses. Chris stops the clip and says that now he knows why Paul stays in the room. Jude chaperoned him to the station and tried to butt in to Pauls moment of fame but the DJ's didnt listen to her and were more interested in Paul. They asked him if he was going to get a hooker while he was here. Paul said that he will get one for free. Yeah, right! Paul mentions that earlier in the day its the Howard Stern show.
Chris and the team met up with John Lydon yesterday. John has lived in LA for the last 17 years after being pissed off with the police in the UK always hounding him. John explains that he loves the place for the sun although says that he never gets tanned prompting the locals to nickname him the White Tornado. When Lydon moved out of the UK, he first went to New York but was unimpressed as it was just like any other city. He went to Ireland and then back to America to his present home in LA. Lydon is wearing for the interview a T-Shirt he made himself with the words Fresh emblazoned in the centre. He gives the shirt to Chris but wipes his nose on it before giving him it. Chris decides to keep it for himself bearing in mind it is Rock God Memorobillia.
The Playboy Mansion Gumball Rally was a complete disaster. They were told there would be stars like Nicholas Cage and Heather Graham. What they got instead was Tamara Beckwith and Jodie Kidd. The Gumball Rally is a race for really rich people usually from New York to LA. They meet their friend Ian, from Gadgetmasters. He took part in the race and got arrested. He was stopped by police after they clocked him doing 185mph in his Bentley on a 65mph zone. Chris said the place was full of people with far too much money and called Tarquin.
They were told 400 Bunny Girls - They got 5. Chris said there was one who so wanted to be Pamela Anderson but the surgery had gone a bit wrong as he said her face looked like it was going to slide off. Lizzie got some audio from two of the bunnygirls who were Diane Brook, Miss May 1998 and Jennifer Wallcott, Miss August 2001. They are very talkative and a bit false and Chris assumes they are thick.

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