The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1&2 MISSED 3. N.E.R.D - Rockstar 4. Blue - Fly By II 5. Ash - Envy NEWS 6. Sugababes - Round Round 7. Tim Deluxe - Just Wont Do 8. Blazing Squad - Crossroads 9. Sum 41 - In Too Deep 10. Snap - Do You See The Light 11. Shaggy - It Wasnt Me 12. Nickelback - Too Bad 13. Elvis - Little Less Conversation 14. Toploader - Time Of My Life NEWS 15. Nelly - Hot In Herre 16. Kioki - Do and Dont For Love 17. Romeo - Romeo Dun 18. Shakedown - At Night 19. Pink - Just Like A Pill NEWS 20. RHCP - By The Way 21. Puretone - Addicted To Bass 22. Boneface 23. Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out 24. Beyonce - Work It Out 25. Daniel Beddingfield - Gotta Get Thru This

Before I start here are the answers to yesterdays Lizzies Lies
Round One - A. Lizzie has jumped from a speeding train
Round Two - A. Lizzies brother Bobby was named because when he came out his head kept bobbing
Round Three - C. Lizzie was a keen synchronised swimmer

Chris received an email from a girl called Heidi who wanted to watch the show on Friday because its her last day at work and she worked nearby. Chris said it depended on what she looked like and that all the Heidis he knows of are all fit. This gets the team to start talking about how a name conjures images of what the person is like. Ash are appearing on the show on the 28th August and the single is released 2 days before that date.
Chris had a dilemma regarding Greco Watch. Greco has texted and complained and wants Chris to stop the feature or he loses his friend if he keeps it running. Chris decided to keep the feature going. Chris slags off Blue again. Georgina was wearing a T Shirt that says Lazy Dog which sidetracks their next link. Dave found a website with pictures of dogs in cars. Dave said the immortal line All people who own dogs are scruffy. Chris and Will told him to retract the remark quickly before they get 1000 complaints in their inbox.
Paula Radcliffe was on the phone after her magnificent performance last night in the 10,000 metres. She broke the European record, which had been held for 16 years, at running just over half an hour. She wont be doing the 5000 metres but will be running the Chicago marathon in the Autumn. She will training hard for the next 9 weeks. She wants to break the world record.

Lizzies Lies was a success so it returned for a second day.

Round One
A. Lizzie used to fancy Johnny Depp
B. Lizzie used to fancy Gary Barlow
C. Lizzie used to fancy Ian Rush

Round Two
A. Lizzie was once the Employee of the Month at McDonalds in Southport
B. Lizzies sister won the regional final of the Easter Bonnet in 1986
C. Lizzies mothers middle name is Duncan

Round Three
A. Lizzies grandfather was instrumental in the inventing of nylon
B. Lizzie used to have 7 peircings
C. Lizzies mother speaks French, German and Russian

Greco Watch - Jonno and Lee in Newcastle Under Lyme said he will be appearing at a charity football match on Sunday 11th August at Newcastle Town FC against past Port Vale stars. Other celebs playing will be Ant & Dec and Jonathan Wilkes. Jo in Eastbourne said that he will be in the Atlantis NiteKlub signing autographs this Saturday night. Chris assumes that some of these are made up bearing in mind they dont check them. He will be doing a meet and greet at the Zanzibar club in Newport. He will appearing as a star bingo caller at Macclesfield Working Mans Club.
As like yesterday, if you didnt hear the show you dont get the answers till tomorrow. Chris issued 2 pleas today. He pleaded for Keith Duffy to come on the show in person or by phone because his Corrie debut is tonight and to Peter Kay to come on the show to plug Phoenix Nights. Both pleas were not answered.
The best singer in the world... in his own body, Brian Conley, celebrated his birthday and what better time it was for Chris to churn out his classic cd again and played the murdered covers of In The Midnight Hour and Dancing In The Moonlight. Over the last song Chris did the Shooting Stars esque club singer style because Conley sounds like that.
Will wants fifty quid off Chris for his holiday that he goes on tomorrow. Chris told where to stick it but Will has been waiting for this day for a long time. Six weeks to be exact. Will and Dave replayed the clip where they were talking about how long Lizzie will stay with her new fella and Chris bet them that she would out within six weeks. This is the start of the seventh week and Lizzie has not budged. Chris refused to cough up.
Chris and Dave after the 4:30 news talked about football so much that the newsreaders tried to leave the studio. Unfortunately they were as quiet as a horse getting slapped on the arse with a branding iron. Chris blamed Juliet for the escapade and decided to hum all the way through her sport bulletin at 5pm. Chris and the team disect the Romeo song and the lyrics.

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