[Chris]

1. Milky - Just The Way You Are 2. U2 - Elevation 3. Oxide & Neutrino - Dem Girls 4. Oasis - Stop Crying Your Heart Out 5. Rhianna - Word Love NEWS 6. RHCP - By The Way 7. Underworld - Two Months Off 8. Lisa Roxanne - Love Story 9. Xpress 2 - Lazy 10. Nickelback - Too Bad 11. Liberty X - Got To Have Your Love 12. Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl 13. Black Rebel Motorcycle Club - Whatever Happened To My RockNRoll 14. Vanessa Carlton - Thousand Miles 15. ASH - SHINING LIGHT LIVE LOUNGE NEWS 16. Sugababes - Round Round 17. Blazing Squad - Crossroads 18. Coldplay - The Scientist 19. ASH (with 4 Key changes) - ENVY IN LIVE LOUNGE NEWS 20. Truth Hurts - Addictive 21. The Ones - Flawless 22. Holly Valance - Down Boy 23. Sum 41 - In Too Deep 24. Beck - Loser 25. Appleton - Fantasy 26. Lasgo - Alone

Chris received from Greco saying that he was in rehearsal and heard that Chris was taking the mickey out of him. The Coldplay question yesterday was TRUE, Coldplay did win Best Alternative Album at this years Grammys. Todays question was Will Champion supports Portsmouth FC. Chris from Bristol won the prize.

---------------------------Britains Sexiest----------------------------------
Chris We just watched the highlights of Britain Sexiest, which Will edited down for us. It was the closing credits. Yet another triumph for ITV last night and apparently I was listening to Mark & Lard earlier and Radcliffe was saying that there was a thing in the paper today where ITV are accusing Greg Dyke and the BBC of dumbing down. Do you not watch your own output. Seriously this show Britains Sexiest makes Gods Gift look like Miss World.
Dave Its like Man O Man but without the plot.
Chris Theres a few hunky men in it but there meant to be women. We watched the tape today of last nights show.
Dave Very Funny.
Chris That third blonde girl should have one. Id tell you, Id do her, seriously
Dave Well thats some praise
Chris Well credit where credit is due. I thought she had a lovely figure on her. She could teach me anytime raaaarrrrr and I have to say that the highlight of the show which none of the papers picked up on was Michael Grecos dancing. As a female yourself, what did you think of Michael's dancing?
Lizzie He looks like Shakin Stevens on acid
Chris Well theres a thought
Dave A lot of the papers commented that he looked like he had been sleeping rough which I thought was very funny
Chris He does need a bit of a shave. I think he needs a Mach 3 makeover. There was some beautiful points in the show. There was that horrible moment where it all went Cilla Black Blind Date Set Up answer, horrible, and Michael turned round and went (adopts ruff gravelly voice) So how old are you m'darling? and instead of saying im 25, she couldnt do that. she had to say something. She had to come out with a funny quip but she had obviously rehearsed this in her head and theres nothing worse than having a rehearsed answer and then screwing it up which is what exactly what this girl did. Watch it every night because Michael Greco has dropped that horrible label of him being a sexist womaniser. Michael Greco has turned over a new leaf. Isnt that right Michael
Greco Clip BRING ON THE BABES
Dave That was my favourite line of the night
Chris Yeah and after he says that these munters come out
Greco Clip BRING ON THE BABES
Chris (adopts deep northern accent) Hello my name is Sharon and im a truck driver from Warrington
---------------------------Ash Interview------------------------------------
Chris Will, wasnt the cue to bring in Ash was me talking about them, what an arse
Dave Theyre coming now
Chris Im sorry to hear that
Tim The lovely 3/4 of Ash
Chris So does that mean Mark is the horrible one out of Ash then?
Dave I didnt say that
Chris Hello Ash, how are you?
Ash uhh great...
Chris Whats wrong with you?
Rick Im just tired, its been a long old day, we are losing our voices, we were at the Kerrang awards last night
Chris Ive no sympathy for you, boozing with the Satan worshippers till God knows what time in the morning
Rick I had a half a can of coke, ill let you know
Chris Yeah with 2 bottles of Jack Daniels. Tell me about the incident that happened with the tour bus, What happened?
Rick Well Tim pulled my leg and I fell on the floor and Charlotte jumped from the top bunk onto my ribs. I dont think we crashed at all, no we did but she did land on top of me and cracked my ribs
Tim Lucky you didnt have a morning glory
Rick Could have taken her eye out
Chris Could have scraped her ass on top of the ceiling of the bus, but your all alright though
Tim Yeah Ricks got his twingey ribs
Chris Twingey Ribs, is that a medical term?
Rick Yeah the doctor said twingey, french for cracked probably.
Chris So you are all fit and well and by the way my mum saw you at Leeds
Rick Was your mum throwing loads of bottles and started that bottle fight?
Chris She, well no, we got an email from someone saying Glad Ash are all fit and well after their little prang and they said it was one of the best live gigs they have ever seen dispite the bottle throwing
Tim Ouch
Rick The bottle throwing was amazing
Chris They werent throwing them at you, they were throwing them at each other
Rick With each other, theres like a barrier halfway down the crowd and they were just like standing throwing them on either side of the barrier, hurling bottles at each other the entire concert
Tim Thats them people from Leeds, theyre crazy
Rick Well the bottles were made of plastic, its not going to hurt anyone
Chris No exactly its only a bit of plastic. After having a car crash, your not bothered by that are you. You standing there in your morning glory saying Bring On The Bottles
Rick If the bus was made of plastic, it would be a different story though
Chris So did you enjoy Reading and Leeds?
Tim/Rick It was great fun, massive crowds
Tim Yeah we have been touring around America opening for Moby and playing to like 2000 people who have never heard of us everyday
Chris How was that?
Tim Well it was weird. We were playing at 3 in the afternoon opening for Busta Rhymes, David Bowie, all these people playing and we were the first ones on and all the gigs were seated as well which were not used to either
Rick Everyone was eating Hotdogs
Chris I tell you we went to Coachello earlier this year and it was the cleanest festival Ive ever seen and theres something not right about it
Tim Thats because its in the desert with all them coyotes
Chris Its not that
Rick You got to have the scavengers at the UK Festivals to clean up all the debris
Chris The Americans just seem too polite for it
Tim Its not Rock N Roll
Rick You got to get your hands dirty, get in there
Tim The security guards there are like Nazis
Chris ... well OK, dont know where to go with that
Rick You could have a moustache conversation if you want
Chris Like Allo Allo
Tim Good Mooning
Chris So Kerrang awards last night, heavy night?, because Ive never been before. They wanted us to go but I didnt
Tim Were you scared?
Chris No
Tim You were scared
Chris No of who, Puddle Of Mudd?
Tim No, Cradle Of Filth
Chris You must be joking, I love all of Cradle of Filth and who are our other friends?
Dave Raging Speedhorn
Tim They are amazing
Chris They would stick up for us. Weve never met them but we have said nice things about them, so is it a riotous event then?
Tim It seemed to be very drunk
Rick Yeah definitely goes that way at around 1am
Tim Charlotte didnt get to bed till 5. She probably doesnt even remember it.
Chris Charlotte
Charlotte (whispering) Ive completely lost my voice
Chris Have you really, you just dont want to talk to me. do you
Charlotte Id always want to talk to you Chris
Chris You sound very sexy like that
Charlotte Thanks
Chris Will you be singing later then?
Charlotte Yes
Chris Theyre going to be great vocals they are
Charlotte Im saving it just for that
Chris So is that from last night?
Charlotte Yes
Chris That was sensible
Tim A true professional
Chris Its good to show they take this seriously performing for 6 million listeners. Anything bizarre happen at the awards?
Tim I think our bass player running after all the page 3 girls, drolling
Chris Which Page 3 girls?
Tim Dunno
Chris Ive probably been turned down by them
Rick It was all the Daily Star girls that were out, Marks a bit of a Daily Star Fan
Tim Yeah its the best paper, according to him
Charlotte When were on tour he checks the Daily Star website every day
Chris You joking?
Charlotte Nope
Chris My mum said she saw you at the festival and she thoroughly enjoyed it. She goes every year
Tim Did she start the fires?
Chris No but she did burn some of them toilet cubicles. They said that they burnt toilet huts down. How are you supposed to burn urine and stale poo?
Tim If there was a load of alcohol in the urine it might work
Chris When you do the fest. do you have special toilets
Tim No, we heard the Manics do that
Chris Cos if i were you id request a winnebago toilet combo
Tim well after the 9 whores they get a bit sticky after that with requests
Chris Are you still drunk from last night
---------------------------Ash Talk to Mystic Horse-------------------------
Tim Will our new single get in the top 40 Yes
Charlotte Will our new album go to number 1 Yes
Rick Will I till be in the band in 3 year time No
Chris Will Leeds win tonight? Yes
Will Will Michael Greco be at Daves wedding No
Chris Will it win a bafta? Yes
Tim Were we responsible for breaking Darius No
Tim He used us he did because he sang Girl from Mars with us after the Popstars show. Nothing since then, never phones, leaves messages nothing. Can I ask the horse whether he used us to get his own success (Horse said yes) See told you

Daves Tedious Link
TLC Waterfalls - The Worlds Highest Waterfall is Angel Falls - Angels have Wings - Wings was the band that former Beatle Paul McCartney formed in 70's - The Beatles ang about Eleanor Rigby - Rigby sounds like Rugby which is where the M6 starts - The M6 often has roadworks around Birmingham and could be described as the Road to Hell - The Road to Hell was the biggest hit for Chris Rea - Chris Rea is from Middlesboro - Middlesboro FC had a floppy haired striker called Mikkel Beck - Which links us to Beck and Loser from 1993