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- Wed Oct 02, 2002 10:38 pm
#241535
(Glory Leeds Utd)(Best Of Dominic Byrne) 1. Nelly - Dilemma feat Kelly Rowland 2. Ian Van Dahl - Castles In The Sky 3. Badly Drawn Boy - You Were Right 4. Shakedown - At Night 5. Jennifer Lopez - Jenny From The Block NEWS 6. Avril Lavigne - Complicated 7. Eve/Alicia Keys - Gangsta Luvin 8. Doves - Caught In The River 9. Sum 41 - Fat Lip 10. DJ Sammi - Heaven 11. Eminem - Cleaning Out My Closet 12. Misteeq - One Night Stand 13. Idlewild - Live In A Hiding Place 14. Romeo & Christina Milian - Its All Gravy NEWS 15. Puddle Of Mudd - She Hates Me 16. Sugababes - Round Round 17. Blak Twang 18. Strokes - Someday NEWS 19. Jakatta/Seal - My Vision 20. Feeder - Buck Rogers 21. Who Da Funk - Shiny Disco Balls 22. Fat Joe - Whats Luv 23. Pink - Just Like A Pill 24. Stereophonics - A Thousand Trees 25. Samantha Mumba - Im Right Here 26. Shaggy - Hey Sexy Lady feat Brian and Tony Gold
Chris and the team were the worse for wear after being treated harshly by the Bootcamp fella that they interviewed yesterday. Dave said that the fact that Chris said he was a homosexual made him angry and took it out on them today. Will was staring off into space with a glazed expression, so much so that he wasnt listening when Chris asked him a question.
Chris - I was wearing a zip up top with no sleeves, Will was wearing a T-shirt and some tracksuit bottoms and so were Dave and Aled. These two knuckleheads were standing there in army trousers with like marine shirts tucked into the jeans with the worlds biggest belt wrapped around their waist. They did all that All right you horrible lot but not that bad and they kept doing that marine army talk Come on, faster faster, youre not even breaking into a sweat, your in my territory now. I was thinking if he opens his mouth again, I dont care how big he is, im going to kick him in the nuts and run like Seb Coe.
Dave - I blame you for today largely though.
Chris - Its not my fault.
Dave - Cos if you hadnt said he was gay yesterday.
Chris - I didnt say he was gay.
Dave - Yeah but you implied that he was.
Chris - Im gonna sue you for that under defamation, learn your legals baby.
Dave - Anyway, you narked him and he gave us a rough ride today.
Chris - Objection, I did not nark him, thats the way he trains. So we went out training today with the Chuckle Brothers and they had us running around and touching the floor and slapping each other was one exercise. I didnt know he came from Leeds. An exercise where you had to slap the crap out of the person next to you and Will actually slapped me in the face but you should have seen the look on his face because he had to hold the wrist with the right hand and vice versa and you had to try and slap the other person in the face. There was 30 seconds of this and Will just caught the side of my cheek and he immediately let go and my hands and stood back and went ummm. Aled wasnt happy with it because he was teamed up with Dave.
Aled - I wasnt happy with it because Dave didnt even bother holding my wrist, he just kept slapping my head.
Chris - That wasnt the point in the exercise Dave... but thoroughly enjoyable.
Dave - Apparently I was cheating but I didnt realise.
Chris - Then you had to assume the press up position and try to pull the other ones hand away from them which could result in you getting a broken jaw so hilarious fun if you are in the marines but not when your on radio everyday. Anyway the girl that were meeting today Kelly, the poor cow, by the time it came to her bit, we were all knackered and we couldnt give a monkeys after we survived the two eejits. So she got us to run in a circle, the smallest circle you could find. It was like running round a 10 pence piece.
Dave - Didnt you say that one of the knuckleheads looked like one of them ones last night in Faking It.
Chris - No I never said that, I did not watch said programme.
Dave - Yes you did because you said one reminded you of one of them drags.
Chris - No I was out... with the orphans.
Aled - But after you said it if you started looking at him in a dress, it fit.
Chris - Come on you horrible lot, lets all sing YMCA
Leeds were playing today in a second leg of their UEFA Cup tie against an Ukrainian team that noone could pronounce. Chris wanted to play 5 records at 4pm so he could watch the first 20 minutes but Will refused. Will said that the player Milosevic is also the name of someone in the UN. As an emailer pointed out, Slobodan Milosevic is a famous war criminal prosecuted for genocide.
GYM IDOL CONTESTANT FOUR (£20 she will win)
Kelly - Aged 24 - From Gravesend in Kent - Premier Graduate in Personal Training - A Qualified Circuit Trainer and Nutritionist - Full time job is Fitness Manager overseeing Aerobics timetables and employ workers - She has a boyfriend that shes being seeing for 6 years - She is TOP HEAVY, 36D - Wearing a G-String - Favourite Drink is Sex On The Beach - Non smoker but eats meat
Chris interviewed his old boss at Capital and the new Headmaster of BBC Fame Academy. Main Points
* This man turned down a Mr Will Kinder for a job.
* He brought Tim Westwood, Pete Tong, Chris Moyles and Clive Warren to the radio.
* Was once a Football Commentator on Radio Clyde (Chris managed to get a clip).
* He was a director of Wildstar records which signed Craig David.
* He interviewed the Jacksons including Michael... and Randy.
* The live show will feature a cover of T Rex classic Get It On.
* Richard will have an office in the Fame Academy and will be the one who tells them off.
Chris managed to record Juliet Ferrington singing a Leeds Utd song on the sly. Chris played the Right game which was Richard Park interviewing the Jacksons in the 1970's. Chris got the clips from the nice people up at Radio Clyde.
Daves Tedious Link
EMF Unbelievable - EMF are from Forest Of Dean - Christopher Deans Ice Skating partner is called Jayne Torvill - Torvill rhymes with Orville - Orville is a duck - Ducks have webbed feet - Patrick Duffy also had webbed feet when he starred in The Man From Atlantis - Atlantis sounds like Atlanta which is where REM are from - The lead singer of REM is called Michael Stipe - Stipe rhymes with Tripe - Dave doesnt like tripe - Dave also doesnt like celery - Celery sounds like Salary - Salary is another word for your wage - You get a wage when you are earning - Earning rhymes with Burning - Burning Bushfires in the Australian outback are a major ecological problem and are responsible for the deaths every couple of years of several thousand trees - Which Links us to Stereophonics and A Thousand Trees from 1997.
Corrections
REM are actually from Athens, Georgia
Bushfire are usually started deliberately and are not an ecological problem
Chris and the team were the worse for wear after being treated harshly by the Bootcamp fella that they interviewed yesterday. Dave said that the fact that Chris said he was a homosexual made him angry and took it out on them today. Will was staring off into space with a glazed expression, so much so that he wasnt listening when Chris asked him a question.
Chris - I was wearing a zip up top with no sleeves, Will was wearing a T-shirt and some tracksuit bottoms and so were Dave and Aled. These two knuckleheads were standing there in army trousers with like marine shirts tucked into the jeans with the worlds biggest belt wrapped around their waist. They did all that All right you horrible lot but not that bad and they kept doing that marine army talk Come on, faster faster, youre not even breaking into a sweat, your in my territory now. I was thinking if he opens his mouth again, I dont care how big he is, im going to kick him in the nuts and run like Seb Coe.
Dave - I blame you for today largely though.
Chris - Its not my fault.
Dave - Cos if you hadnt said he was gay yesterday.
Chris - I didnt say he was gay.
Dave - Yeah but you implied that he was.
Chris - Im gonna sue you for that under defamation, learn your legals baby.
Dave - Anyway, you narked him and he gave us a rough ride today.
Chris - Objection, I did not nark him, thats the way he trains. So we went out training today with the Chuckle Brothers and they had us running around and touching the floor and slapping each other was one exercise. I didnt know he came from Leeds. An exercise where you had to slap the crap out of the person next to you and Will actually slapped me in the face but you should have seen the look on his face because he had to hold the wrist with the right hand and vice versa and you had to try and slap the other person in the face. There was 30 seconds of this and Will just caught the side of my cheek and he immediately let go and my hands and stood back and went ummm. Aled wasnt happy with it because he was teamed up with Dave.
Aled - I wasnt happy with it because Dave didnt even bother holding my wrist, he just kept slapping my head.
Chris - That wasnt the point in the exercise Dave... but thoroughly enjoyable.
Dave - Apparently I was cheating but I didnt realise.
Chris - Then you had to assume the press up position and try to pull the other ones hand away from them which could result in you getting a broken jaw so hilarious fun if you are in the marines but not when your on radio everyday. Anyway the girl that were meeting today Kelly, the poor cow, by the time it came to her bit, we were all knackered and we couldnt give a monkeys after we survived the two eejits. So she got us to run in a circle, the smallest circle you could find. It was like running round a 10 pence piece.
Dave - Didnt you say that one of the knuckleheads looked like one of them ones last night in Faking It.
Chris - No I never said that, I did not watch said programme.
Dave - Yes you did because you said one reminded you of one of them drags.
Chris - No I was out... with the orphans.
Aled - But after you said it if you started looking at him in a dress, it fit.
Chris - Come on you horrible lot, lets all sing YMCA
Leeds were playing today in a second leg of their UEFA Cup tie against an Ukrainian team that noone could pronounce. Chris wanted to play 5 records at 4pm so he could watch the first 20 minutes but Will refused. Will said that the player Milosevic is also the name of someone in the UN. As an emailer pointed out, Slobodan Milosevic is a famous war criminal prosecuted for genocide.
GYM IDOL CONTESTANT FOUR (£20 she will win)
Kelly - Aged 24 - From Gravesend in Kent - Premier Graduate in Personal Training - A Qualified Circuit Trainer and Nutritionist - Full time job is Fitness Manager overseeing Aerobics timetables and employ workers - She has a boyfriend that shes being seeing for 6 years - She is TOP HEAVY, 36D - Wearing a G-String - Favourite Drink is Sex On The Beach - Non smoker but eats meat
Chris interviewed his old boss at Capital and the new Headmaster of BBC Fame Academy. Main Points
* This man turned down a Mr Will Kinder for a job.
* He brought Tim Westwood, Pete Tong, Chris Moyles and Clive Warren to the radio.
* Was once a Football Commentator on Radio Clyde (Chris managed to get a clip).
* He was a director of Wildstar records which signed Craig David.
* He interviewed the Jacksons including Michael... and Randy.
* The live show will feature a cover of T Rex classic Get It On.
* Richard will have an office in the Fame Academy and will be the one who tells them off.
Chris managed to record Juliet Ferrington singing a Leeds Utd song on the sly. Chris played the Right game which was Richard Park interviewing the Jacksons in the 1970's. Chris got the clips from the nice people up at Radio Clyde.
Daves Tedious Link
EMF Unbelievable - EMF are from Forest Of Dean - Christopher Deans Ice Skating partner is called Jayne Torvill - Torvill rhymes with Orville - Orville is a duck - Ducks have webbed feet - Patrick Duffy also had webbed feet when he starred in The Man From Atlantis - Atlantis sounds like Atlanta which is where REM are from - The lead singer of REM is called Michael Stipe - Stipe rhymes with Tripe - Dave doesnt like tripe - Dave also doesnt like celery - Celery sounds like Salary - Salary is another word for your wage - You get a wage when you are earning - Earning rhymes with Burning - Burning Bushfires in the Australian outback are a major ecological problem and are responsible for the deaths every couple of years of several thousand trees - Which Links us to Stereophonics and A Thousand Trees from 1997.
Corrections
REM are actually from Athens, Georgia
Bushfire are usually started deliberately and are not an ecological problem
