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Basement Jaxx-Do Your Thing, Foo Fighters-Times Like These NEWS Pink-Family Portrait, Dre & Snoop-Next Episode, CK-Dreamer, Danni Minogue-Put The Needle On It, Liam Lynch-Whatever, Robbie Williams-Millenium, Bobby Brown/Ja Rule-Thug Lovin, Liberty X-Holding On For You

Mark and Lard played the Cheeky Girls during the handover. Mark and Lard said they liked the track but Chris and Dave said how crap they thought it was.
Chris had 2 Guess Whos which was Sue Perkins and Frank Skinner. Holly Valance will join the team on Fridays Show to promote her new single Naughty Girl.
Celebrity Big Brother winner Mark Owen joined the team after 4:30pm. He said he has wrote hundreds of songs but has 10 demos made. No record company has made any firm bids yet. Mark said that Everything Changes is possibly the worst famous Take That record and said that although he sings on Babe, because Gary Barlow wrote it, he gets all the money when it gets played on the radio, which in the last 5 years would be very little. He said that he was himself in the house but cleaned more than hes used to. Mark wants to meet up with Goldie and go to one of his gigs. Chris asked him to the Xmas Party on the 20th which he accepted. Chris admitted to having his Green Man solo album and loved Clementine. He's never lived in London, he lives in the Lake District. He says he's not little, he's medium. This provokes Chris into calling him medium Mark Owen for the rest of the interview. He rarely speaks to the rest of the band but says Gary's happily married. Marks girlfriend has no pictures of him about her flat but does have a picture of her and Chris together. Chris apparently told her if she wasn't Mark's girlfriend he would.

Chris read out the entrants so far to the Office in Our Office Party.
1. Smelly Feet people - no
2. Redundant people after xmas
3. Workshop Police Dog Handlers - no
4. McDonalds - She said that she will wear a red pvc outfit
5. ecommerce interactive - only 1 employee and itll be cheap
6. Craig in Georgestown said so he can cop off with the Grey Head old man - instant no
7. Ad Team from Bizarre, Fortean Times and Leeds Leeds Leeds and porn - maybe
8. Diva Dance Company - maybe
9. Household and Mobile library service - Definite No
10. Wig Workshop for Celebs - Lot of Fun
11. Victoria from Observer Sport - No

Chris plays Babe by Take That and sings along with different lyrics with Dave doing BV's. Chris cant take his eyes off Mariah Careys breasts on MTV. Chris came out with Look at her Legs, they make a cracking necklace. Chris hasnt bought any Xmas presents yet. He was supposed to go out last Saturday but instead stayed in and watched TV. Chris asked the team if they want anything this year. Will wants a car. Dave asked for a Toyota. Chris said that he could get Will Playboy but he whispered that he already had it. Will then said that his computer was knackered. Chris said that he wanted a new computer just to make his porn downloads go quicker probably. Aled said he only wanted a card but then changed it to a donation to his local football team which is in Wales, begins with A and thats all im attempting to spell of it. Daves recommended viewing is Channel 5 tonight at 10pm for Women with Moustaches. Following that is the Knockerumentary called Beach Bum and Boobs with fit students with implants.

Daves Tedious Links
Nirvana Smells Like Teen Spirit - Dave Grohl was the drummer with Nirvana - Grohl rhymes with Coal - The coal industry was a major industry during the industrial revolution - Revolution Baby was a hit by Transvision Vamp in 1988 - Wendy James was their lead singer - Wendy shares ger surname with Clive James - Clive launched the career of Margarita Pracatan - Pracatan rhymes with Chaka Khan - Chaka shares her surname with Imran Kahn - Imran was a legendarty Pakistani Cricket captain - Nasser Hussein is the captain of England at the minute - Another famous Nasa is the North American Space Station that are based at Cape Canavarel - Canavarel shares many of the same letters as Carnival as in Notting Hill - Film Notting Hill starred Hugh Grant and Rhys Ifans - Rhys Ifans is Welsh as is Cardiff - Cardiff now boasts the UK Premier Sports Facility in the form of the Millenium Stadium - Which links us to Millenium by Robbie Williams

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