The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Jennifer Lopez-Jenny from the Block, 2. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 3. David Gray-The Other Side, 4. Justin Timberlake -Like I Love You, 5- Electric Six-Danger! High Voltage NEWS 6. Pink-Family Portrait, 7. Divine Inspiration-The Way (Put Your Hand In My Hand), 8. Ja Rule feat Bobby Brown-Thug Lovin', 9. Bowling For Soup-Girl All The Bad Guys Want 10. Atomic Kitten-The Last Goodbye, 11. Christina Aguilara-Dirrty, 12. JayZ & Beyonce-Bonnie and Clyde 13. Love Inc-Superstar, 14. Holly Valance-Naughty Girl NEWS 17. Acarine-Blinder, 18. Jaimeson feat Angel Blu-True, 19. Lasgo-Something, 20. The Music-Getaway NEWS 21. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 22. Basement Jaxx-Romeo, 23. S Club-Alive, 24. Foo Fighters-All My Life 25. Ms Dynamite-Put Him Out, 26. Lightning Seeds-Pure, 27. Big Brovas-Nu Flow, 28. Death In Vegas - Scorpio Rising


The opening link was filled with Chris moaning about Will's tight fistedness, because he wouldn't get the tea's in. Dave was feeling under the weather so he wasn't in today. The team had been sent a fridge with 4 bottles of Champagne in and some gangsta fridge magnets such as I axe you! and Can't scrap a lick?. Chris said he could do with the fridge, but he doesn't want the Champagne because it's lager for posh people.

Big Blubber 2
Aled - Didn't come out on Tuesday. On Wednesday came out in the rain by himself and ran 3 miles in 25 minutes, breaking his record.
Will - Once again excelled at skipping. It's got to be asked what does he do in his spare time? Didnt come out on Wednesday. Fell over while using the abs roller.
Dave - One word to describe Dave this week - Absent. He promised Scott he'll stage a comeback next week and Chris was annoyed that he got away with it.
Chris - Ran for 30 minutes on Tuesday and overcame his fear of the abs roller. Didn't come out on Wednesday which deprived him of licky licky brown nose. He must remain motivated.
ALED WINS LICKY LICKY BROWN NOSE
League table after today:
Dave 16
Aled 16
Chris 15
Will 14

Bitches in The Daily Star had a picture of Zoe Lucker from Footballers Wives. Chris really fancies her. Will didnt like her knees in the photo to which Chris replied It's like she's smuggling footballs and you're looking at her knees!
Will and Chris had to study the Page 3 idol girls so they can 'whittle' it down to five. Will picked Clare Embelton and Jo Louise while Chris picked Jemma Jones and Nicola T. This leaves Aled to pick one.
Chris says he is knackered. Chris said to write todays show off as its really crap and he is tired. He said he taken 1 sickie in 5 years. Will said that the trouble is he comes in when he shouldnt and he moans and moans. Chris doesnt mind Emma B filling in. Will said that she doesnt flash anymore. Will said that Paul McKenna isnt coming to the xmas party as he is touring in Scotland. Will wants the guy thats now in the theatre. I think he means Michael Greco. Chris played the clips of Paul Mckenna again.
Chris still hasnt started Xmas shopping. He has no idea what to get everybody. He knows he is going to run out of time. Chris said he decided a couple of years ago not to send Xmas cards. Aled said that he gets annoyed by people sending cards that you havent sent to just before the deadline. His mum rang today to tell him on air to ask for a new oven.
Chris doesnt know whats wrong with Jo. Aled sort of said that she left but your wrong. Jo is very ill at the moment and could lose the use of her legs. Chris plugged Jools Hollands Later show on Friday night with the Datsuns, Foo Fighters, One Giant Leap and Coldplay.
DJ Spoony joined the team after the tedious link after Chris slags them off for doing nothing. I guess that they are always in on Thursdays to record their Sunday Am slot.

Wills Tedious Link (yeah you read correctly)
NWA Express Yourself - S Express had a hit with Supafly Guy in 1988 - The most super of all flies is the Bluebottle - Bluebottle was the character played by Peter Sellers in the Goon Show - The Goonies was a 1985 film which featured a character called Sloth - A sloth is also a type of creature well known for sleeping for long periods - Sleeping Satellite was a hit for Tasmin Archer in 1992 - Archers is a vital ingredient in Aleds favourite drink the Woo Woo - If you went into a pub and asked for a Woo Woo, you might be regarded as saying something stupid - Something Stupid was a song that Will sang with Myleene ex Hearsay in their all too brief pop career - Hearsays first hit in 2001 was called Pure and Simple - Pure is a word that appears in many pop songs including Pure Shores by All Saints, Pure Morning by Placebo and Pure Pleasure Seeker by Moloko but there is another top notch hit with Pure in its title - Which links us to Lightning Seeds and Pure

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