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4pm - Missy Elliot-Work It, Sugababes-Freak like me, Jaimeson feat Angel Blu-True, Love Inc-Superstar, Girls Aloud-Sound of the Underground, NEWS, MISSED, Avril Lavigne-Sk8er Boi, Badly Drawn Boy-Born Again, No Doubt-Hey Baby, NEWS, Liam Lynch-United States Of Whatever, Kylie-Cant Get You Outta My Head, Blue&Elton-Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word, Jakatta/Seal-My Vision, Christina Aguilera-Dirrty, Sleeper-Sale Of The Century, Justin Timberlake-Like I Love You, Death In Vegas-Scorpio Rising

Chris was half an hour late into work today, he phoned up from outside the building and pretended to be in Brighton.
There was an expose over the weekend in the Sunday Sport about Chris. They said he slept with page 3 girl Linsey Dawn McKensie after a Lynx party. He's never met her. Chris reckons it was Dave and he's covering his tracks. Linsey's quote: I might of f***ed him, but I meet lots of blokes and I can't remember. Chris said that makes him feel really important. A spokesman for Lynx confirmed neither were at the party so what was the whole point of the story!
Dave once visited the Daily Sport offices in Manchester and interviewed the editor. He was at Uni and making a radio documentary about porn(?!)

Ainslie from Fame Academy:
- Once your booted out you don't go back to the house, they don't even pay your taxi to the hotel!
- he's got no concrete record deals but things are looking hopeful
- Thought Ashley, the first one out, was a top bloke but that he couldn't sing.
- Chris has never worn womens knickers though Dave say's he has. Will reckons there are no womens knickers that'll fit Chris.
- Chris has the Fame Academy Album, said its really good.
- When Chris was joking about being in Brighton, Ainslie was furious as he was supposed to be interviewing him, he was gonna come in and nick his job instead.

Today was Round 1 in the competition to find out which office will win the chance to join Chris Xmas Party with confirmed appearances by Mark Owen, Will Young and newly announced Atomic Kitten. Today was Kenickie Fashions VS Whitbread. The game is that each office appoints a spokesperson and they have to answer 10 general knowledge questions in the quickest time. The downside is that every wrong answer adds 5 seconds to your overall time. To further hinder them, one of the questions will be written by the other team about their kind of business. It was Kathy from Kenickie against Phil from Whitbread. Both of them got 8/10 but Kathy took 53 seconds whereas Phil took slightly longer with 59 seconds.
Chris was pissed off that he recorded his favourite moment of 2002 along with others and they didnt use it in the trail. Daves Telly recommendations are Sunderland Man City on Sky Sports 1 (im pretty sure its on Premiership Plus which is a pay per view channel), Fifth Gear, Dead Ringers and Im Alan Partridge. Dave is disappointed with the new run of Partridge. I disagree with him.
Will is coming round to Daves to help him pack as he is shifting house. Chris thought this was code for the two of them to go to the pub without him. Chris was pissed that he wasnt told that they were packing earlier. Will said that he wouldnt think packing was his sort of thing. Dave mentioned the magic words pizza after the packing and Chris wanted to go but they conveniently said they were ordering it at 7pm, the same time as Chris presents his telly show.

FA ALED UPDATE
Ainslie was voted out. Katie and Nigel told David something last week that changed his mind and made David vote out Ainslie. Aled was invited to the album round trip but turned them down. The teachers said that David is their favourite.
Aled will be interviewing the 3 contestants all week. Its the last week of the show, thank god. Lemar dedicated his song to his girlfriend. Lemar is supposed to have copped off with Camilla.

Daves Tedious Link
C&C Music Factory Gonna Make You Sweat - Sweat comes from your armpits - Armpit hair on women is socially acceptable and indeed deemed fashionable in continental europe - The largest French speaking nation in Continental Europe is France - The national emblem of France is the * - * rhymes with sock which you wear on your feet - Something else that you wear on your feet is shoes - It is bad luck to put new shoes on a table - Table Mountain is a famous landmark in South Africa - Patsy Kensit was supposed to be South African in Lethal Weapon 2 - The lead role in the Lethal Weapon films is Mel Gibson - Gibson is a maker of guitar - most bands use guitars when writing their tracks - Trains run on tracks and train tracks are held together by large blocks of concrete called Railways Sleepers - Which links us to Sleeper and Sale Of The Century

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