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- Fri Dec 20, 2002 6:00 pm
#241602
1. Pink-Family Portrait, 2. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 3. Pogues & Kirsty McColl-Fairytale Of New York, 4. Nelly-Hot In Herre, 5. Atomic Kitten-Last Goodbye LIVE 6. Avril Lavigne-Sk8er Boi, 7. Liam Lynch-Whatever, 8. Coldplay-Have Yourself A Merry Xmas, 9. Chris & Dave-Back For Good, 10. Puretone-Addicted To Bass, 11. Basement Jaxx-Do Ya Thing, 12. Christina Aguilera-Dirrty, 13. Noel Gallagher-Merry Xmas Everybody (Recorded in June) 14. Big Brovas-Nu Flow, 15. Red Hot Chili Peppers-By The Way NEWS 16. Ali G/Shaggy-Mi Julie, 17. DJ Sammy-Heaven, 18. Las Ketchup-Ketchup Song, 19. Ja Rule-Always On Time NEWS 20. Feeder-Just The Way Im Feeling, 21. Mint Royale-Sexiest Man In Jamaica, 22. Will Young-They Cant Take That From Me LIVE, 23. Marilyn Manson-Tainted Love, 24. Missy Elliott-Work It, 25. Slade-Merry Xmas Everybody, 26. Robbie Williams-Feel, 27. Kylie Minogue-Love At First Sight, 28. CK-Dreamer
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www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/news/xmas_party/one.shtml
At Last, I get a FULL SHOW to review, thank heavens for Xmas Shopping Days. Chris started today saying Welcome To A Drunken Ramble. Live from Zita Hotel in Park Lane. Chris had a live mic on so there was more distortion. Chris said that the winner Laura looked like Sophie Ellis Bextor and a fella looked like Woody Allen. Chris put together a questionnaire and had given it out to everyone from the office. Katherine was dumped at a 5 star restaurant and had to pay for the whole trip, including paying for her now ex's golf balls that he used. Ross had copped off with someone at the office. Nicola Smith was dumped twice. Chris said that basically the people they are entertaining were all losers. Nick has the worst habit in the office by bringing in and insisting on playing Neil Diamond records. It is Justina's last day at the office but Chris couldnt give a monkeys. He said her red top matched her face considerably now that she had downed some wine.
Atomic Kitten were the first guests on todays show. Jenny has just finished doing her Christmas Shopping. Natashas baby is 4 months and is called Josh. His first word was Hiya. She said that she had great boobs when she was pregnant but theyve now disappeared. Liz said that she cant give a prediction for Sunday because they have 3 defenders out but Dave chipped in that Everton would win 2-1 with Rooney scoring. Liz went into the Roonaldo chant. They performed Last Goodbye which was beaten in the week that Chris did the chart by Daniel Bedingfield. They said that they have met him and he likes touching peoples hair. He also like freckles. They have 3 weeks off to spend with their families.
Chris was next joined by Medium Mark Owen as the Kittens left. Jenny gave Chris a kiss goodbye. Liz was still there signing autographs. Chris asked what he was doing and he said that he said that he went and seen the new Lord Of The Rings film. So a lot then! Chris has bought all his presents with the exception of the team. Chris doesnt expect to get much from Dave as he always buys them from the 24 hour garage. Chris and Dave sang to Mark Owen with Back For Good as its the only Take That song they could find an instrumental to. Titters is there, now minus the sideburns but twice the ego. Sav the Magic Man is there and he seemed to Chris to have his own posse with him. Chris said that this is Noel Gallaghers favourite time of year to which you could hear him shouting in the background RUBBISH!. Chris bought him another tacky present. It was a singing James Brown. Noel said he will put it in his bathroom so everytime he pees he press it and itll go I feel Good. He said that the James Brown looks more like Whitney Houston. He still has the singing hamsters and shows them to everyone that visits in the kitchen.
He is teaching his little girl to cook and thats how he gets her in the kitchen. He had to go at 4:30pm because he had to get a zip fitted on a jacket at Saville Row. Noel gave him the new CD which is Songbird out on February 3rd. He has rescheduled gigs in Germany. He always thought he would be the one to kick his Liams teeth in but someone beat him to it so one of his personal goals have gone. He said that Manchester City are twice as good as Everton and theyre 4th and City are 12th. He predicted that they will still be 12th at the end of the season.
Jon Culshaw was on the show after half 4 as Ozzy Osbourne. Will Young joined the show hungover. He went on Xmas Millionaire and was joined with Emma Bunton. They got stuck a lot of times and they won £8000. He said that Betty Bothroyd was on. His phone a friend was his old schoolteacher. They relived the moment with Dave being Emma and Jon doing Chris Tarrant. Will has still not done his christmas shopping. He is going away for the New Year. Mark Owen peed in the sink by mistake thinking it was the urinal.
Chris wished all at Junior Magazine a Happy Christmas and they will be back on Monday and Tuesday. I will be reviewing these days too because im leaving an hour and a half early on Monday.
Daves Seasonal Tedious Link
Roy Wood & Wizzard - Wizards are famous for having big pointy hats and big cuffs - Cuffs rhymes with Scrufs who are people that dont make an effort with their appearance such as students - Students have long hair and like joss sticks - Joss Sticks rhymes with bos stick which is a type of glue - Glue is made from melted down horses - Its horses for courses but not on golf courses when their hooves would make divots on the fairway - The best way to travel on the fairway is in a buggy - Buggy rhymes with Huggy as in Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch - A hutch is a house for a domestic rabbit - Rabbits have big ears - Big Ears is best friends with Noddy - Noddy Holder is the lead singer with Slade and every year they rake in loads of royalties for one particular song - Which links us to that song Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade
SEE PICS AT
www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles/news/xmas_party/one.shtml
At Last, I get a FULL SHOW to review, thank heavens for Xmas Shopping Days. Chris started today saying Welcome To A Drunken Ramble. Live from Zita Hotel in Park Lane. Chris had a live mic on so there was more distortion. Chris said that the winner Laura looked like Sophie Ellis Bextor and a fella looked like Woody Allen. Chris put together a questionnaire and had given it out to everyone from the office. Katherine was dumped at a 5 star restaurant and had to pay for the whole trip, including paying for her now ex's golf balls that he used. Ross had copped off with someone at the office. Nicola Smith was dumped twice. Chris said that basically the people they are entertaining were all losers. Nick has the worst habit in the office by bringing in and insisting on playing Neil Diamond records. It is Justina's last day at the office but Chris couldnt give a monkeys. He said her red top matched her face considerably now that she had downed some wine.
Atomic Kitten were the first guests on todays show. Jenny has just finished doing her Christmas Shopping. Natashas baby is 4 months and is called Josh. His first word was Hiya. She said that she had great boobs when she was pregnant but theyve now disappeared. Liz said that she cant give a prediction for Sunday because they have 3 defenders out but Dave chipped in that Everton would win 2-1 with Rooney scoring. Liz went into the Roonaldo chant. They performed Last Goodbye which was beaten in the week that Chris did the chart by Daniel Bedingfield. They said that they have met him and he likes touching peoples hair. He also like freckles. They have 3 weeks off to spend with their families.
Chris was next joined by Medium Mark Owen as the Kittens left. Jenny gave Chris a kiss goodbye. Liz was still there signing autographs. Chris asked what he was doing and he said that he said that he went and seen the new Lord Of The Rings film. So a lot then! Chris has bought all his presents with the exception of the team. Chris doesnt expect to get much from Dave as he always buys them from the 24 hour garage. Chris and Dave sang to Mark Owen with Back For Good as its the only Take That song they could find an instrumental to. Titters is there, now minus the sideburns but twice the ego. Sav the Magic Man is there and he seemed to Chris to have his own posse with him. Chris said that this is Noel Gallaghers favourite time of year to which you could hear him shouting in the background RUBBISH!. Chris bought him another tacky present. It was a singing James Brown. Noel said he will put it in his bathroom so everytime he pees he press it and itll go I feel Good. He said that the James Brown looks more like Whitney Houston. He still has the singing hamsters and shows them to everyone that visits in the kitchen.
He is teaching his little girl to cook and thats how he gets her in the kitchen. He had to go at 4:30pm because he had to get a zip fitted on a jacket at Saville Row. Noel gave him the new CD which is Songbird out on February 3rd. He has rescheduled gigs in Germany. He always thought he would be the one to kick his Liams teeth in but someone beat him to it so one of his personal goals have gone. He said that Manchester City are twice as good as Everton and theyre 4th and City are 12th. He predicted that they will still be 12th at the end of the season.
Jon Culshaw was on the show after half 4 as Ozzy Osbourne. Will Young joined the show hungover. He went on Xmas Millionaire and was joined with Emma Bunton. They got stuck a lot of times and they won £8000. He said that Betty Bothroyd was on. His phone a friend was his old schoolteacher. They relived the moment with Dave being Emma and Jon doing Chris Tarrant. Will has still not done his christmas shopping. He is going away for the New Year. Mark Owen peed in the sink by mistake thinking it was the urinal.
Chris wished all at Junior Magazine a Happy Christmas and they will be back on Monday and Tuesday. I will be reviewing these days too because im leaving an hour and a half early on Monday.
Daves Seasonal Tedious Link
Roy Wood & Wizzard - Wizards are famous for having big pointy hats and big cuffs - Cuffs rhymes with Scrufs who are people that dont make an effort with their appearance such as students - Students have long hair and like joss sticks - Joss Sticks rhymes with bos stick which is a type of glue - Glue is made from melted down horses - Its horses for courses but not on golf courses when their hooves would make divots on the fairway - The best way to travel on the fairway is in a buggy - Buggy rhymes with Huggy as in Huggy Bear from Starsky & Hutch - A hutch is a house for a domestic rabbit - Rabbits have big ears - Big Ears is best friends with Noddy - Noddy Holder is the lead singer with Slade and every year they rake in loads of royalties for one particular song - Which links us to that song Merry Xmas Everybody by Slade
