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- Fri Jan 17, 2003 7:10 pm
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1. Jamieson–True, 2. Nickleback–How You Remind Me, 3. Justin Timberlake–Cry Me A River, 4 Love Inc–You’re a Superstar, 5. Lemon Jelly–Nice Weather for Ducks NEWS, 6. Electric Six–Danger! High Voltage, 7. Christina Aguilera–Dirty, 8. Oasis–Songbird, 9. Ian Van Dahl-Reason, 10. Sean Paul–Give me the light, 11. TATU-All The Things She Said, 12. Shy Fx-Shake Ur Body, 13. Mock Turtles-Can You Dig It (Re-released in March), 14. Sugababes-Stronger, 15. Charlotte Church-Brave New World LIVE in LIVE LOUNGE, NEWS, 16. J Lo-Play, 17. Layo & Bushwacka-Love Story, 18. Flaming Lips-Yoshimi Battles The Pink Robots, 19. Badly Drawn Boy-Born Again, NEWS, 20. Divine Inspiration-The Way, 21. Daniel Bedingfield-Gotta Get Thru This, 22. Basement Jaxx-Do Ya Thing, 23. Lasgo-Something, 24. Prodigy-Voodoo People, 25. Cam'ron -Hey Ma
Aled had bought a new top from an expensive clothes shop in New York. He paid $80 for it. Chris thought it was a waste of money, even though it had got a hood. Chris asked Aled if he went to America with 1 case and came home with 2 because he had been on a spending spree in New York. Aled suggested the team go out on a shopping expedition, but Chris said he hated shopping. Chris thought Aled would be one of those people who has to try everything in the shop on before he buys his clothes, but Aled said he always knows exactly what he wants and buys clothes straight away.
The team were discussing the new Justin Timberlake single. Chris said that all the members of N-Sync were ugly, but Aled disagreed and thought that Justin was attractive. Aled once met Justin and Britney, but he said they didn’t really talk to him. Chris thought that Justin had hair like one of the Raggy Dolls!
Tony Byrne had come to Radio 1 with Charlotte Church to help promote her new single. Chris joked that he might also interview Tony later on because he is a major player in the music industry, and what he doesn’t know about the music industry isn’t worth knowing.
PART ONE
Chris - Lets Bring on the Guest, its Charlotte Church
Charlotte - Hello, im a bit nervous.
Chris - Dont be, no need to worry.
Dave - Id watch him, stand well back.
Chris - I bet you can’t trust yourself around me.
Charlotte (giggling) - No, there’s just something about you.
Chris - Youve nothing to worry about. Aled has written the question because he didnt trust me to write them myself so we'll get stuck in. Your 16 and youve had platinum albums, you must be loaded. The papers said you are worth 20 million pounds.
Church - No thats a huge exaggeration and I dont get the money till im 21 anyway. My parents allow me £100 a week which I think is cool because Id have probably wasted the money by now.
Chris - You know what you should do, you should buy a boat. Thats what I would do if I had 20 million.
Church - Yeah, Id love a Yacht but I dont want to be seen as pretentious
Chris - How about your own personal plane
Church - No thats way too pretentious
Chris - Ok then , what is the best thing youve bought with the money?
Church - I would have to say buying the famiy home. By the way Id love a car.
Chris - Have you not got one?
Church - No, im still 16
Chris - Have you had lessons?
Church - Nope
Chris - My Dad taught me to drive, he'll will teach you for free if you want. Do you know what car you want?
Church - I really wanted an Audi TT but the Insurance is more than the car itself.
Chris - What, a convertible in British Racing Green
Church - Umm, no, but I will have to settle for a Peugeot.
Chris - Ok, have you any questions that you want to ask me then?
Chris - Who is your favourite comic because you have a different sense of humour don’t you
Chris - What do you mean by that?
Charlotte - Just that you have an unusual sense of humour – it’s unique.
Dave - Well thats one word to describe it.
Chris - Shut up you, I dont really have a favourite. If I was to think hard id probably say someone like Frank Skinner
Dave - Roy Chubby Brown
Chris - Oh yeah, hes great, Do you like him?
Charlotte - Oh I don’t like Chubby Brown, hes a sexist, isnt he, I’m a fierce feminist. Chris - That’s all right, so is Aled.
TEAM LAUGHS
---------------------Part Two-----------------------
Chris - Back with Charlotte Church who has demanded we give her Jaffa Cakes and demanded Coca Cola. Theres just no end to these womans demands. Alright lets do true or false rumours then.
Church - Yes, Yes.
Chris - You sacked your mother as your manager?
Church - Poo!
Chris - Poo? that her name?
Church - Its cack because she was never my manager so I couldnt therefore sack her.
Chris - Charlotte has told Sony she doesnt want her mother Maria involved in her career?
Church - No, shes involved on a lesser level just because Im growing up and that was a whole family decision but the papers just made it into some sort of vindictive thing.
Chris - Charlotte Church has made no secret of the fact that her family does not approve of her boyfriend.
Church - Yeah fair enough, no they dont, They dont like him.
Chris - He seems to me like a scallywag. Is he a scally?
Church - No hes lovely and hes nothing like they say he is in the papers.
Chris - Really?
Church - Yeah!
Chris - Is he a bruiser?
Church - No.
Chris - Im trying to think of other words. I dont think Ive ever used the word Scallywag before.
Church - Do you say the word Gypo?
Dave - Not allowed to say that word actually.
Church - Why?
Dave - Its offensive to the travelling population of this country.
Chris sniggers
Church - Really!
Chris - Yeah but you didnt mean it as offensive.
Church - No I didnt.
Chris - So what does he do? The papers describe him as a DJ.
Church - No, no hes like a producer, he produces R n B and stuff and hes ok, not bad, bless him.
Chris - How old is he?
Church - Hes 18.
Chris - Oh disgraceful.
Dave - These crazy kids eh!
Chris - Yeah he should be ashamed of himself, hes so older... 15 months older. So why dont they like him then, is it because they worry for you?
Church - They worry for me yeah.
Chris - Something tells me though you would wear the trousers in that relationship... between you and your boyfriend.
Church - No its quite equal.
Chris - Do you shout at him?
Church - Yeah.
Chris - Ok, have you ever scratched him?
Daves guffaws
Church - Yeah I do.
Chris - Lets see, you were too ill to fly to America for an appearance?
Church - True.
Chris - What was wrong with you?
Church - I went to Gatwick Airport and I knew the tour was so much work and I wanted my mum to be there with me but she wasnt and I felt really really ill and I was just crying because I didnt want to go on my own when I was ill so I went home and the papers then said I was having a nervous breakdown.
Chris - Youve been doing this now for how many years now?
Church - Five.
Chris - And your still not 17 yet?
Church - Yeah.
Chris - The mental pressure, let alone, is enough to knock you out of action for a while and the thing is your the right material for a nervous breakdown in theory. You should fake one when you want a holiday.
Church - Do you think?
Chris - Say that you found this doctor in Mali or Hawaii who's the only one who can sort you out.
Church - Yes that sounds like a fantastic idea.
Chris - Do you throw many strops?
Church - No, im not that type of person.
Chris - Have you ever thrown a strop?
Church - No.
Chris - Liar.
Church - Only with my parents.
Chris - No you dont, you throw it with everyone else.
Church - I throw strops at my parents but not in front of business people because its unbusinesslike and it doesnt get you anywhere.
Chris - Have you ever made your manager cry?
Church - No, never.
Chris - Well you should do, it keeps them on their toes. But heres the deal, your making a lot of money for other people so when you say no, that means no. See I want to toughen you up. I want you screaming at people. Im enjoying this.
Church - I am too.
Chris - Your going to sing after the next song, your track with Jurgen Fridge or whatever his surname is.
Church - Its Jurgen Vries and his real name is Darren Tate.
Chris - Is that true.
Dave & Church - Yeah.
Chris - Why the hell would he change it to Jurgen Vries for then is hes called DAZ?
Dave - Cos it sounds more continental.
-------------------------------Charlotte Sings----------------------------------
Chris - Do you enjoy singing that song?
Church - I did, it was fun and it was really fun watching you dance to it.
Chris - Thank you, I was doing some hot moves, Do you like Opera?
Church - Ahhhhhm, I used to love it a lot but my tastes have changed. I still it is a beautiful music form.
Chris - Cos Id be bored senseless with opera because you have been singing that stuff for year.
Church - It is beautiful but I just prefer other stuff now.
Chris - Have you ever been to see opera?
Church - One, I went to see Tosca and that was it.
Chris - Jesus shes full of bad language her
Dave - Its Tosca the Opera, you pillock.
Chris - And you dont speak Welsh
Church - No, well a little bit but not much. I can say (SPEAKS WELSH) which is Im sorry, i cant, I have to babysit. I dont know where that came from but thats the only thing I can remember from my Welsh lessons.
Chris - What a strange strange phrase to come out with. Who have been the most famous people youve met recently? Because youve met everybody havent you.
Church - Yeah quite a few people.
Dave - Including us
Chris - You met the Pope
Church - Yeah, cant think of anybody recently
Chris - When you meet the Pope, does he have a conversation with you?
Church - He said La Cante to me which meant The Singer in Italian
Chris - And that was it
Church - Yeah
Chris - How rude
Church - I know but he was poorly
Dave - The Pope, Ta ra
Chris - (imitates Pope) Ice Cream... Apple, Sky, Chair... Are you religious at all? Im Roman Catholic.
Church - Are you, so am I
Chris - Yeah the Official Fan Club, and the Pope years ago went into a speech and now he just mumbles incoherantly.
Church - Awww, the poor man, your going to be the same when your his age
Chris - Jesus, you should get a Church-mobile because there used to be a Pope-Mobile.
Church - Id need a good number plate though
Chris - How about CHURCH1
Church - Nah thats sounds really boring
Chris - Ok, PEANUT
Church - Why not, yeah
Chris - Your big in America, arent you?
Church - Yeah
Chris - Wow
Church - It is, its really really cool because theres hardly any British music out there at the moment although Craig David is breaking through and people like that. So im really proud to be one of the Brits over there.
Chris - And of course you make more money over there.
Church - Yes
Chris - Hey Hey, Chi Ching
Dave - Do you get recognised on the street over there as much as you would here?
Church - Yeah, im pretty much anonymous over there. I can walk around and noone would recognise me but here, like I still walk around but you they look.
Chris - Are people generally nice?
Church - Yeah, most people are really nice but sometimes people are horrible. Theyll just come up to you and go Ugghhhh and start shouting.
Chris - Theyll go Ugghhhh, maybe theyve been hanging out with the Pope.
Church - They just say some nasty things for no reason.
Chris - You were voted Rear Of The Year
Church (Laughs) - Yep
Chris - What do you get when you win that
Church - You get a plaque , a plate thing which says You have a nice bum and then you get a Slendertone flex kit, you know those kind of electrodes you stick on your stomach.
Chris - So they are saying that you have a nice arse but your a bit fat basically.
Church - Yeah
Chris - How bad is that
Church - I know
Chris - So you dont get any money or anything.
Church - No, not that I know of
Chris - Whats the point then
Church - I know
Chris - You dont get any knickers or Jeans or anything
Church - A pair of jeans yeah, but they had Slendertone Flex written all over them.
Chris - You dont want that. Theyll love you after you just mentioned them about 4 times.
Church - Ohh, sorry
Chris - No no, its fine, I dont care, youll be Slendertoned Flexxed out of your eyeballs now. Theyll be stuff outside your house every day. Send it to me, Ill use it. What are you going to do for your birthday this year?
Wills birthday is on Tuesday. Dave is desperate for guests so he made a last minute appeal. Aled said they should ask Eminem. He said that if anyone wanted to promote anything, then ring Sarah now. Chris wanted John Craven, Bruce Dickinson and Noel Edmonds on. Craig David is already booked for Tuesday.
Anne Diamonds agent phoned up and said that she is available. Pete Tong joined the team after the Tedious Link. Tong commented on the pictures in the newspapers of Chris coming out of the sea. Chris put on the Tong famous Echo when he spoke.
Aleds Guess Who - Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City
Daves Guess Who - Adam Rickitt jogging in Regents Park
Daves Tedious Link
REM stands for Rapid Eye Movement - Rapid Eye movements are known as blinking - Blink 182 had a big hit with All The Small Things - Gerbils are small things - A famous gerbil is Kevin the Gerbil (Roland Rat kids out there) - Kevin the gerbil shares the same first name as actor Kevin Kline - Kevin Kline starred in A Fish Called Wanda alongside Jamie Lee Curtis - Curtis Stigers had a hit called All That Matters To Me - Stigers rhymes with Tigers which are wild cats - Wildcats was a crap film starring Goldie Hawn - Goldie Hawn is a famous blonde - As is Natalie Appleton, the ex All Saints singer - She is married to Liam Howlett from the Prodigy - Which links us to Prodigy and Voodoo People
Aled had bought a new top from an expensive clothes shop in New York. He paid $80 for it. Chris thought it was a waste of money, even though it had got a hood. Chris asked Aled if he went to America with 1 case and came home with 2 because he had been on a spending spree in New York. Aled suggested the team go out on a shopping expedition, but Chris said he hated shopping. Chris thought Aled would be one of those people who has to try everything in the shop on before he buys his clothes, but Aled said he always knows exactly what he wants and buys clothes straight away.
The team were discussing the new Justin Timberlake single. Chris said that all the members of N-Sync were ugly, but Aled disagreed and thought that Justin was attractive. Aled once met Justin and Britney, but he said they didn’t really talk to him. Chris thought that Justin had hair like one of the Raggy Dolls!
Tony Byrne had come to Radio 1 with Charlotte Church to help promote her new single. Chris joked that he might also interview Tony later on because he is a major player in the music industry, and what he doesn’t know about the music industry isn’t worth knowing.
PART ONE
Chris - Lets Bring on the Guest, its Charlotte Church
Charlotte - Hello, im a bit nervous.
Chris - Dont be, no need to worry.
Dave - Id watch him, stand well back.
Chris - I bet you can’t trust yourself around me.
Charlotte (giggling) - No, there’s just something about you.
Chris - Youve nothing to worry about. Aled has written the question because he didnt trust me to write them myself so we'll get stuck in. Your 16 and youve had platinum albums, you must be loaded. The papers said you are worth 20 million pounds.
Church - No thats a huge exaggeration and I dont get the money till im 21 anyway. My parents allow me £100 a week which I think is cool because Id have probably wasted the money by now.
Chris - You know what you should do, you should buy a boat. Thats what I would do if I had 20 million.
Church - Yeah, Id love a Yacht but I dont want to be seen as pretentious
Chris - How about your own personal plane
Church - No thats way too pretentious
Chris - Ok then , what is the best thing youve bought with the money?
Church - I would have to say buying the famiy home. By the way Id love a car.
Chris - Have you not got one?
Church - No, im still 16
Chris - Have you had lessons?
Church - Nope
Chris - My Dad taught me to drive, he'll will teach you for free if you want. Do you know what car you want?
Church - I really wanted an Audi TT but the Insurance is more than the car itself.
Chris - What, a convertible in British Racing Green
Church - Umm, no, but I will have to settle for a Peugeot.
Chris - Ok, have you any questions that you want to ask me then?
Chris - Who is your favourite comic because you have a different sense of humour don’t you
Chris - What do you mean by that?
Charlotte - Just that you have an unusual sense of humour – it’s unique.
Dave - Well thats one word to describe it.
Chris - Shut up you, I dont really have a favourite. If I was to think hard id probably say someone like Frank Skinner
Dave - Roy Chubby Brown
Chris - Oh yeah, hes great, Do you like him?
Charlotte - Oh I don’t like Chubby Brown, hes a sexist, isnt he, I’m a fierce feminist. Chris - That’s all right, so is Aled.
TEAM LAUGHS
---------------------Part Two-----------------------
Chris - Back with Charlotte Church who has demanded we give her Jaffa Cakes and demanded Coca Cola. Theres just no end to these womans demands. Alright lets do true or false rumours then.
Church - Yes, Yes.
Chris - You sacked your mother as your manager?
Church - Poo!
Chris - Poo? that her name?
Church - Its cack because she was never my manager so I couldnt therefore sack her.
Chris - Charlotte has told Sony she doesnt want her mother Maria involved in her career?
Church - No, shes involved on a lesser level just because Im growing up and that was a whole family decision but the papers just made it into some sort of vindictive thing.
Chris - Charlotte Church has made no secret of the fact that her family does not approve of her boyfriend.
Church - Yeah fair enough, no they dont, They dont like him.
Chris - He seems to me like a scallywag. Is he a scally?
Church - No hes lovely and hes nothing like they say he is in the papers.
Chris - Really?
Church - Yeah!
Chris - Is he a bruiser?
Church - No.
Chris - Im trying to think of other words. I dont think Ive ever used the word Scallywag before.
Church - Do you say the word Gypo?
Dave - Not allowed to say that word actually.
Church - Why?
Dave - Its offensive to the travelling population of this country.
Chris sniggers
Church - Really!
Chris - Yeah but you didnt mean it as offensive.
Church - No I didnt.
Chris - So what does he do? The papers describe him as a DJ.
Church - No, no hes like a producer, he produces R n B and stuff and hes ok, not bad, bless him.
Chris - How old is he?
Church - Hes 18.
Chris - Oh disgraceful.
Dave - These crazy kids eh!
Chris - Yeah he should be ashamed of himself, hes so older... 15 months older. So why dont they like him then, is it because they worry for you?
Church - They worry for me yeah.
Chris - Something tells me though you would wear the trousers in that relationship... between you and your boyfriend.
Church - No its quite equal.
Chris - Do you shout at him?
Church - Yeah.
Chris - Ok, have you ever scratched him?
Daves guffaws
Church - Yeah I do.
Chris - Lets see, you were too ill to fly to America for an appearance?
Church - True.
Chris - What was wrong with you?
Church - I went to Gatwick Airport and I knew the tour was so much work and I wanted my mum to be there with me but she wasnt and I felt really really ill and I was just crying because I didnt want to go on my own when I was ill so I went home and the papers then said I was having a nervous breakdown.
Chris - Youve been doing this now for how many years now?
Church - Five.
Chris - And your still not 17 yet?
Church - Yeah.
Chris - The mental pressure, let alone, is enough to knock you out of action for a while and the thing is your the right material for a nervous breakdown in theory. You should fake one when you want a holiday.
Church - Do you think?
Chris - Say that you found this doctor in Mali or Hawaii who's the only one who can sort you out.
Church - Yes that sounds like a fantastic idea.
Chris - Do you throw many strops?
Church - No, im not that type of person.
Chris - Have you ever thrown a strop?
Church - No.
Chris - Liar.
Church - Only with my parents.
Chris - No you dont, you throw it with everyone else.
Church - I throw strops at my parents but not in front of business people because its unbusinesslike and it doesnt get you anywhere.
Chris - Have you ever made your manager cry?
Church - No, never.
Chris - Well you should do, it keeps them on their toes. But heres the deal, your making a lot of money for other people so when you say no, that means no. See I want to toughen you up. I want you screaming at people. Im enjoying this.
Church - I am too.
Chris - Your going to sing after the next song, your track with Jurgen Fridge or whatever his surname is.
Church - Its Jurgen Vries and his real name is Darren Tate.
Chris - Is that true.
Dave & Church - Yeah.
Chris - Why the hell would he change it to Jurgen Vries for then is hes called DAZ?
Dave - Cos it sounds more continental.
-------------------------------Charlotte Sings----------------------------------
Chris - Do you enjoy singing that song?
Church - I did, it was fun and it was really fun watching you dance to it.
Chris - Thank you, I was doing some hot moves, Do you like Opera?
Church - Ahhhhhm, I used to love it a lot but my tastes have changed. I still it is a beautiful music form.
Chris - Cos Id be bored senseless with opera because you have been singing that stuff for year.
Church - It is beautiful but I just prefer other stuff now.
Chris - Have you ever been to see opera?
Church - One, I went to see Tosca and that was it.
Chris - Jesus shes full of bad language her
Dave - Its Tosca the Opera, you pillock.
Chris - And you dont speak Welsh
Church - No, well a little bit but not much. I can say (SPEAKS WELSH) which is Im sorry, i cant, I have to babysit. I dont know where that came from but thats the only thing I can remember from my Welsh lessons.
Chris - What a strange strange phrase to come out with. Who have been the most famous people youve met recently? Because youve met everybody havent you.
Church - Yeah quite a few people.
Dave - Including us
Chris - You met the Pope
Church - Yeah, cant think of anybody recently
Chris - When you meet the Pope, does he have a conversation with you?
Church - He said La Cante to me which meant The Singer in Italian
Chris - And that was it
Church - Yeah
Chris - How rude
Church - I know but he was poorly
Dave - The Pope, Ta ra
Chris - (imitates Pope) Ice Cream... Apple, Sky, Chair... Are you religious at all? Im Roman Catholic.
Church - Are you, so am I
Chris - Yeah the Official Fan Club, and the Pope years ago went into a speech and now he just mumbles incoherantly.
Church - Awww, the poor man, your going to be the same when your his age
Chris - Jesus, you should get a Church-mobile because there used to be a Pope-Mobile.
Church - Id need a good number plate though
Chris - How about CHURCH1
Church - Nah thats sounds really boring
Chris - Ok, PEANUT
Church - Why not, yeah
Chris - Your big in America, arent you?
Church - Yeah
Chris - Wow
Church - It is, its really really cool because theres hardly any British music out there at the moment although Craig David is breaking through and people like that. So im really proud to be one of the Brits over there.
Chris - And of course you make more money over there.
Church - Yes
Chris - Hey Hey, Chi Ching
Dave - Do you get recognised on the street over there as much as you would here?
Church - Yeah, im pretty much anonymous over there. I can walk around and noone would recognise me but here, like I still walk around but you they look.
Chris - Are people generally nice?
Church - Yeah, most people are really nice but sometimes people are horrible. Theyll just come up to you and go Ugghhhh and start shouting.
Chris - Theyll go Ugghhhh, maybe theyve been hanging out with the Pope.
Church - They just say some nasty things for no reason.
Chris - You were voted Rear Of The Year
Church (Laughs) - Yep
Chris - What do you get when you win that
Church - You get a plaque , a plate thing which says You have a nice bum and then you get a Slendertone flex kit, you know those kind of electrodes you stick on your stomach.
Chris - So they are saying that you have a nice arse but your a bit fat basically.
Church - Yeah
Chris - How bad is that
Church - I know
Chris - So you dont get any money or anything.
Church - No, not that I know of
Chris - Whats the point then
Church - I know
Chris - You dont get any knickers or Jeans or anything
Church - A pair of jeans yeah, but they had Slendertone Flex written all over them.
Chris - You dont want that. Theyll love you after you just mentioned them about 4 times.
Church - Ohh, sorry
Chris - No no, its fine, I dont care, youll be Slendertoned Flexxed out of your eyeballs now. Theyll be stuff outside your house every day. Send it to me, Ill use it. What are you going to do for your birthday this year?
Wills birthday is on Tuesday. Dave is desperate for guests so he made a last minute appeal. Aled said they should ask Eminem. He said that if anyone wanted to promote anything, then ring Sarah now. Chris wanted John Craven, Bruce Dickinson and Noel Edmonds on. Craig David is already booked for Tuesday.
Anne Diamonds agent phoned up and said that she is available. Pete Tong joined the team after the Tedious Link. Tong commented on the pictures in the newspapers of Chris coming out of the sea. Chris put on the Tong famous Echo when he spoke.
Aleds Guess Who - Kim Cattrall from Sex and the City
Daves Guess Who - Adam Rickitt jogging in Regents Park
Daves Tedious Link
REM stands for Rapid Eye Movement - Rapid Eye movements are known as blinking - Blink 182 had a big hit with All The Small Things - Gerbils are small things - A famous gerbil is Kevin the Gerbil (Roland Rat kids out there) - Kevin the gerbil shares the same first name as actor Kevin Kline - Kevin Kline starred in A Fish Called Wanda alongside Jamie Lee Curtis - Curtis Stigers had a hit called All That Matters To Me - Stigers rhymes with Tigers which are wild cats - Wildcats was a crap film starring Goldie Hawn - Goldie Hawn is a famous blonde - As is Natalie Appleton, the ex All Saints singer - She is married to Liam Howlett from the Prodigy - Which links us to Prodigy and Voodoo People
