chrismoyles.net
- Fri Jan 31, 2003 6:26 pm
#241621
1. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 2. Madonna-Don't Tell Me, 3. Datsuns-Harmonic Generator, 4. Avril Lavigne-Sk8er Boi NEWS, 6. Jay Z & Beyonce-03 Bonnie & Clyde, 7. Idlewild-A Modern Way Of Letting Go, 8. Justin Timberlake-Cry Me A River, 9. Puddle Of Mud - Blurry, 10. Kira-I’ll be your Angel, 11. Jaimeson–True, 12. The Music–The Truth is No Words, 13. Alicia Keys–Fallin, 14. Pink–Family Portrait, 15. Lemon Jelly–Nice Weather for Ducks, NEWS, 16. Wheatus -Teenage Dirtbag, 17. Cam'ron-Hey Ma, 18. Busted-Year 3000, 19. Big Brovas-Nu Flow, 20. Christina Aguilera -Beautiful, NEWS, Terry Venables Press Conference with William Orbit Barbars Adagio For Strings as background music, 21. Divine Inspiration-The Way, 22. Kylie Minogue-Cant Get You Out Of My Head, 23. Vanguard & Queen-Flash, 24. Lasgo-Something, 25. Layo & Bushwacka-Love Story, 26. Underworld-Born Slippy, 27. Jurgen Vries-Brave New World, 28. Punjabi MC-Beware Of The Boys
Mark Radcliffe put Chris in a bad mood at the start of the show by saying that his football club is being sold from under him. Chris played the Terry Venables interview from earlier and then Chris dedicated the first song to Terry. Chris had a rant because of the traffic problems. It took him an hour to get to work when it normally takes him 5 minutes. He also complained about the forthcoming £5 charge to enter London, and asked why he should pay £5 to sit in traffic for an hour. Someone sent an email to Chris telling him to get off his fat lardy arse and walk into work, which really angered Chris and another couple of minutes of abuse followed. Dave had
a guess who. The sound effect for the right and wrong sounds was wired up wrong and it came out really loud in the team's headphones, which nearly made Dave swear. The guess who was Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, (very big breasted woman Sam). Dave said that Lindsey could also be a man's name, but the team ridiculed him. Needless to say many emails came in from men called Lindsey.
In May Huey Lewis and the News will be touring. The Chris Moyles Show is the official supporter of this….almost. They played a load of clips from songs on the Greatest Hits album. Road Watch with Tony Byrne – He pulled up on the M40 to talk to Chris on his way to Liverpool to watch the Everton V Leeds match. Traffic is moving swiftly at the moment but apparently the gritter is causing more traffic than its clearing. Chris got an email from someone who saw a gritter going down the road at 5:30 this morning, closely followed by a road sweeper. Chris: “There you go, that’s what’s wrong with our country!”
Chris read from the papers. Jennifer Lopez First Husband has scuppered plans for her to wed Ben Affleck in the Catholic Church by refusing to Annul their marraige. Colin Farrell has dumped Britney Spears after 4 days because she was too clingy. What is that blokes problem, Britney Spears TOO CLINGY, she cant be clingy enough for my liking.
An email came in from a workplace who say that they play Radio 1 Football whereby each person selects a song and they score a goal each time the song is played. If the track gets stopped and played again then it also counts as a goal. Man Utd fan is in the lead with 6 goals for TATU but Leeds fan is losing and they wanted them to play Electric 6 five times so that the Leeds Fan won and wiped the smug grin off the Utd fan. Chris obliged and played it 6 times just to be sure each ten seconds long. Dave updated Snowwatch which made me think of Vague News on Mark and Lard. Dave got into trouble after he spilt water all over the main desk.
Chris played Vanguard & Queen - flash. Chris said it was brillianty awful. Moyles first played it but Jo Whiley is passing it off as her own even though they played it first. Chris played it first because he thought it was crap. Pete Tong joined the team by satellite in a damn cold New York. Chris kept thinking he was peed off and bored but Tong kept saying he was fine and happy. Nothing of any funniness was said. Pretty Dull.
Tony Byrne SNOWWATCH - Chris tried to get him to get other people near him to beep their if they were listening. Noone beeped. Chris had a bet with Tony about the Leeds Everton match. Chris said that if Leeds win then Tony has to streak in London at 5:30 on Monday. Tony agreed only if Dave had to too. Dave laughed and said no chance.
Daves Tedious Link
Weezer Buddy Holly - A wheezer is another word for someone who suffers from asthma - asthma sufferers normally have to use ventolin - Ventolin sounds a bit like Vera Lynn - Vera Lynn is * rhyming slang for skins as in sides not wearing shirts and use jumpers for goalposts for a schools kickaround - Round and Round the Mulberry Bush - Bush are fronted by Gavin Rossdale - Rossdale shares many of the same letters as Rochdale, who meet Wolves in the next round of the FA Cup - Cups and saucers, Horses for courses - Baby horses are called foals and when a baby horse is born it tends to be covered in slimey goo and it kind of has a slippery surface in fact in that respect you could say it was born slippy - Which links us to Underworld and Born Slippy
Mark Radcliffe put Chris in a bad mood at the start of the show by saying that his football club is being sold from under him. Chris played the Terry Venables interview from earlier and then Chris dedicated the first song to Terry. Chris had a rant because of the traffic problems. It took him an hour to get to work when it normally takes him 5 minutes. He also complained about the forthcoming £5 charge to enter London, and asked why he should pay £5 to sit in traffic for an hour. Someone sent an email to Chris telling him to get off his fat lardy arse and walk into work, which really angered Chris and another couple of minutes of abuse followed. Dave had
a guess who. The sound effect for the right and wrong sounds was wired up wrong and it came out really loud in the team's headphones, which nearly made Dave swear. The guess who was Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, (very big breasted woman Sam). Dave said that Lindsey could also be a man's name, but the team ridiculed him. Needless to say many emails came in from men called Lindsey.
In May Huey Lewis and the News will be touring. The Chris Moyles Show is the official supporter of this….almost. They played a load of clips from songs on the Greatest Hits album. Road Watch with Tony Byrne – He pulled up on the M40 to talk to Chris on his way to Liverpool to watch the Everton V Leeds match. Traffic is moving swiftly at the moment but apparently the gritter is causing more traffic than its clearing. Chris got an email from someone who saw a gritter going down the road at 5:30 this morning, closely followed by a road sweeper. Chris: “There you go, that’s what’s wrong with our country!”
Chris read from the papers. Jennifer Lopez First Husband has scuppered plans for her to wed Ben Affleck in the Catholic Church by refusing to Annul their marraige. Colin Farrell has dumped Britney Spears after 4 days because she was too clingy. What is that blokes problem, Britney Spears TOO CLINGY, she cant be clingy enough for my liking.
An email came in from a workplace who say that they play Radio 1 Football whereby each person selects a song and they score a goal each time the song is played. If the track gets stopped and played again then it also counts as a goal. Man Utd fan is in the lead with 6 goals for TATU but Leeds fan is losing and they wanted them to play Electric 6 five times so that the Leeds Fan won and wiped the smug grin off the Utd fan. Chris obliged and played it 6 times just to be sure each ten seconds long. Dave updated Snowwatch which made me think of Vague News on Mark and Lard. Dave got into trouble after he spilt water all over the main desk.
Chris played Vanguard & Queen - flash. Chris said it was brillianty awful. Moyles first played it but Jo Whiley is passing it off as her own even though they played it first. Chris played it first because he thought it was crap. Pete Tong joined the team by satellite in a damn cold New York. Chris kept thinking he was peed off and bored but Tong kept saying he was fine and happy. Nothing of any funniness was said. Pretty Dull.
Tony Byrne SNOWWATCH - Chris tried to get him to get other people near him to beep their if they were listening. Noone beeped. Chris had a bet with Tony about the Leeds Everton match. Chris said that if Leeds win then Tony has to streak in London at 5:30 on Monday. Tony agreed only if Dave had to too. Dave laughed and said no chance.
Daves Tedious Link
Weezer Buddy Holly - A wheezer is another word for someone who suffers from asthma - asthma sufferers normally have to use ventolin - Ventolin sounds a bit like Vera Lynn - Vera Lynn is * rhyming slang for skins as in sides not wearing shirts and use jumpers for goalposts for a schools kickaround - Round and Round the Mulberry Bush - Bush are fronted by Gavin Rossdale - Rossdale shares many of the same letters as Rochdale, who meet Wolves in the next round of the FA Cup - Cups and saucers, Horses for courses - Baby horses are called foals and when a baby horse is born it tends to be covered in slimey goo and it kind of has a slippery surface in fact in that respect you could say it was born slippy - Which links us to Underworld and Born Slippy
