The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. Kelly Rowland-Stole, 2. Shakedown-At Night, 3. The Datsuns-Harmonic Generator, 4. Christina Aguilera-Beautiful, 5. Kira-I'll Be Your Angel, NEWS, 6. Jaimeson feat. Angel Blu-True, 7. Sugarbabes-Shape, 8. Cam'ron-Hey Ma, 9. Pink -Get The Party Started, 10. Acarine - Blinder, 11. Craig David-Hidden Agenda, 12. TATU-All the Things She Said, 13. Rui da Silva–Touch Me, MISSED, NEWS, 15. Daniel Beddingfield–Gotta Get Through This, 16. Jay-Z and Beyonce –Bonnie and Clyde, 17. Good Charlotte–Lifestyles of the Rich and the Famous, MISSED, 18. Busta Rhymes-Make It Clap, NEWS, 19. Eminem-Lose Yourself, 20. Jakatta-American Dream, 21. Miss Dynamite-It Takes More, 22. David Gray-Dead In The Water, 23. Ugly Kid Joe-Everything About You, 24. Love Inc-Your A Superstar, 25. Appleton - Don't Worry

Dave and Will went out with the 'Tea Bag Men' last night, a.k.a Dean and Stewart from Big Brother 2. The two have patented their idea of the 'Tea Bag Bin'. The Tea Bag Bin has a website http://www.teabagbin.com (I think the site must have crashed when Chris mentioned it because I couldn't get it to load). According to the website the 'Tea Bag Bin' has recieved support from Steve Wright, Chris Moyles and other famous sources. (EDIT - I thought it was called Has-Bins)
The builders at Chris' flat have been getting * recently, so Chris decided to get his own back. One of them had to have a couple of days off work because he had been out on the booze and tried to juggle with bottles. Unfortunately he dropped one of the bottles on his foot! Chris wanted to play the Acarine song he's been championing. Will got an email yesterday to say the release has been delayed because it had to be edited for MTV. It will now come out two weeks on Monday.
The team’s personal trainer Scott was live in the studio. They got him in because they’ve been very lazy and Chris has put weight on. This year is the final push for Big Blubber, where the team have all got to reach their personal goals. Chris has a new motto – “The futures bright, the futures six-pack”. Personally, I’ll believe it when I see it.
Chris trailed off at the end of last year but has turned over a new leaf in 2003, he is most definitely the runner of the group. He said he wants to lose 4 stone, get bigger muscles, reduce his body fat and gain a larger penis by March. Scott says he can help with all but the last one. Realistically, by June he wants to lose 1 ½ stone.
Dave is too lazy, he said for most people exercise wakes them up but it just makes him want to go for a kip. He wants to lose weight, reduce body fat, play more football and tone up so he can secure a half million OK deal for his wedding by July. Chris decides that Dave has to do a half marathon aswell, though Dave wasn’t too impressed by that idea.
‘Big’ Will is the king of skipping and has the best attendance, but has a phobia of running. All he wants is huge muscles, he doesn’t care about the fitness side. He also wants to improve his bleep test to level ten. Chris reckons this is a cop-out though and he’s not working as hard as everything else. Aled is to good at making up at excuses and needs to knuckle down but he’s good at running. Aled’s goal is to run the Norway half marathon in July.
Chris decided that because Aled is going to run the half-marathon, and he thinks Dave should aswell, they will all go to Norway and do it, take the radio show and have a few days there. The only person who might have a problem is Will. Scott said that he could do it but the training would hurt him. Chris: “Ok, now you’ve said Will and hurt in the same sentence I’m determined to make him do it, I like that idea!”
Chris missed Wifeswap last night. That might be because it wasn't on Chris. In Heat there was an update on the people from the show including Daves favourite Barry. His line was Relaxation is my occupation. They have split up unsurprisingly. Dave did a Corrie update for Chris as he has been subjected to watching it by his missus. Dave nominated Aled to talk about the Life Of Mammals and he was very vague as he hasn't watched it. Dominic on text message kept annoying Chris about saying hello to people for him and asking to play Girls Aloud. Jesus as if we havent heard it a thousand times before.
Chris went through the Brits trail. Jo Whiley was in the Brits Advert and she nominated Miss Dynamite as Best Brit Breakthru Artist, never one to miss out on a bandwagon our Jo. Ring 08700 100 100 OPTION 4 or http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1 in order to vote from these 5. Wes Butters on the new Chart Show has a special Brits announcement. The announcement is probably Britney Spears appearing on the show.

1. Will Young
2. Ms Dynamite
3. The Streets
4. Liberty X
5. The Coral

Daves Tedious Link
Setting Sun Chemical Bros - Setting also refers to Jelly going hard - Jelly wobbles - Wobbles rhymes with Gobbles which is the universal sound for a turkey - The capital of Turkey is Ankara - Ankara sounds like anchor which is a device used for parking a ship - Ship of Fools - Fools Gold - Gold Blend - Its all in the Blend is a phrase most associated with Jools Holland - Jools Holland advertises Bells - The Bells The Bells was shrieked by Quasimodo in the Hunchback of Notre Dam - Quasimodo was famous for being ugly - When you think of ugly and more importantly early 90's rock air guitar classics you think of Ugly Kid Joe - Which links us to Ugly Kid Joe and Everything About You

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