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- Tue Mar 25, 2003 6:57 pm
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Chris was pleased that Bolton won last night and he hopes that Bolton's win will give Leeds a kick up the arse. Dave thought that he should be worried because Bolton are only 2 points behind Leeds now.
Chris thought that the Coldplay gig sounded very good last night. Chris wants to go to a Coldplay gig, but he said he's not going to go unless he gets a personal invite from Chris Martin. Chris claimed that Chris Martin owed him one, but he wouldn't say why. Chris said him and Mr. Martin are almost showbiz mates because they once sat in the same room. Dave said he's also showbiz mates with Chris Martin because they were once in Boots at the same time.
The news of Toploaders split went unnoticed who had hits like Dancing in the Moonlight and... Dancing In The Moonlight by Stargate have decided it to call it a day. It might have had something to do with the last release which was about 67 in the charts.
Chris wanted to go to the Chelsea match tonight but he has to go to a Radio 1 dinner. Dave also has to go. Chris asked Parf Daddy if he could go to the footie instead and he said yes, but it also meant that he would have no job in the morning. That told him then. Chris played the song from the Advert of the Peugeot 306 where the bloke bangs his car into the shape of that said car. Dave showed off his bangra flavours. Dave said he was like an International Glossary. Chris called him an International Pillock.
Chris said that he has been watching Dannii Minogue and he keeps thinking about her plastic surgery. He said that he never thought she had big as breasts. Thats because she had them done way back in 1995, as she admitted recently. Chris said that she would be good at sex because she would always try to outdo her sister.
Question of the day - Why does Radio 1 never cut out the word Shit on the You Remind Me song by Usher when it heavily cuts Eminem. Its been out long enough and its been noticed, he even shouts the word. Double standards, laziness or just not noticable to deaf people.
They didnt play a Coldplay live track and they blamed it on Miles again. Chris made an appeal to the Arsenal supporters to win games so they dont have to try too hard against Leeds in the second from last game.
Daves Tedious Link
Coldplay Shiver - Shiver is what your bones do and chatter is what your teeth do - teeth are found in the mouth as are gums - gums rhymes with plums which are a round red fruit more often than not containing a stone - Sharon Stone is famous for not wearing knickers - if you put an s before the nickers you get snickers which are packed with peanuts - peanuts was the name of the comic which had the first appearance of charlie brown - peanuts was created by charles schultz - charles shares his surname with dwight schultz who played Murdoc in the Ateam - hannibal in the ateam was played by george peppard - peppard rhymes with leopard which is a large wils cat - cats have kittens - atomic kitten are a vocal harmony group consisting of 3 members and i suppose in that respect you could just describe them as a more modern scouse version of one of the classic vocal harmony groups from yesteryear like SWV - Which links us to SWV with Right Here which samples Michael Jacksons Human Nature.
Chris thought that the Coldplay gig sounded very good last night. Chris wants to go to a Coldplay gig, but he said he's not going to go unless he gets a personal invite from Chris Martin. Chris claimed that Chris Martin owed him one, but he wouldn't say why. Chris said him and Mr. Martin are almost showbiz mates because they once sat in the same room. Dave said he's also showbiz mates with Chris Martin because they were once in Boots at the same time.
The news of Toploaders split went unnoticed who had hits like Dancing in the Moonlight and... Dancing In The Moonlight by Stargate have decided it to call it a day. It might have had something to do with the last release which was about 67 in the charts.
Chris wanted to go to the Chelsea match tonight but he has to go to a Radio 1 dinner. Dave also has to go. Chris asked Parf Daddy if he could go to the footie instead and he said yes, but it also meant that he would have no job in the morning. That told him then. Chris played the song from the Advert of the Peugeot 306 where the bloke bangs his car into the shape of that said car. Dave showed off his bangra flavours. Dave said he was like an International Glossary. Chris called him an International Pillock.
Chris said that he has been watching Dannii Minogue and he keeps thinking about her plastic surgery. He said that he never thought she had big as breasts. Thats because she had them done way back in 1995, as she admitted recently. Chris said that she would be good at sex because she would always try to outdo her sister.
Question of the day - Why does Radio 1 never cut out the word Shit on the You Remind Me song by Usher when it heavily cuts Eminem. Its been out long enough and its been noticed, he even shouts the word. Double standards, laziness or just not noticable to deaf people.
They didnt play a Coldplay live track and they blamed it on Miles again. Chris made an appeal to the Arsenal supporters to win games so they dont have to try too hard against Leeds in the second from last game.
Daves Tedious Link
Coldplay Shiver - Shiver is what your bones do and chatter is what your teeth do - teeth are found in the mouth as are gums - gums rhymes with plums which are a round red fruit more often than not containing a stone - Sharon Stone is famous for not wearing knickers - if you put an s before the nickers you get snickers which are packed with peanuts - peanuts was the name of the comic which had the first appearance of charlie brown - peanuts was created by charles schultz - charles shares his surname with dwight schultz who played Murdoc in the Ateam - hannibal in the ateam was played by george peppard - peppard rhymes with leopard which is a large wils cat - cats have kittens - atomic kitten are a vocal harmony group consisting of 3 members and i suppose in that respect you could just describe them as a more modern scouse version of one of the classic vocal harmony groups from yesteryear like SWV - Which links us to SWV with Right Here which samples Michael Jacksons Human Nature.
