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- Wed Apr 23, 2003 5:00 pm
#241676
It was St Georges Day today, not like you would notice as noone celebrated it. Chris said that when it is St Patricks Day in England, people go out and down a Guinness whereas on St Georges Day, people go about without actually realising what day it is. Dave pointed out that St George was Turkish. Chris was happier after Leeds won 2-0 last night but then again it was Fulham they were against.
Will whined at them last night that he wanted them out early at half 9 for training because he had some work to do later on. Will turned up 15 minutes late blaming the slow trains. Dave and Chris were already at the park having already ran for 20 minutes. Chris also was unhappy that Will asked Scott to call off the football practice. Dave said that Will set a best time shaving off 39 seconds. Chris said that doesnt really count as he always runs really slow so that any time he does will always be better than the last one. Dave found frisbee funny today as Chris and Will refused to throw the frisbee at each other so Dave had double the action. Chris then proceeded to ask Will to apologize and prompted him the right words to say which basically meant calling Chris handsome and muscular and Will one of them sort.
Aled wanted to bring to the attention of Chris a GCSE Bytesize revision trailer and asked him to play it. The trailer is of Scott Mills and Nemone in a computer game. Chris said that theyre acting was of Bafta award winning standard.
A lot of emails and texts came in saying that Chris shouldnt be playing God Save The Queen for St Georges Day as it is the anthem for the whole of the British Isles and that he should be playing Land Of Hope & Glory instead.
A monumentous day tomorrow as the team celebrate the 29th birthday of Mr Dave Vitty. Chris and Will asked Dave what he wanted but Dave wanted it to be a surprise. Chris said that for the basis of padding out a link, he requested some names from showbiz, sport, the arts and music so Will and Chris have a good idea of what to get. Here is what we call DAVES DEMANDS
1. A message from David Moyes and Wayne Rooney
2. Stereophonics to perform in the Live Lounge along with David Coverdale from Whitesnake.
3. Tv Celebs such as Mark Curry and Fern Britton but without Philip Schofield, Ray Stubbs.
4. DJ's such as Dave Pearce, Gary Davies, Pat Sharp, Lisa L'anson, Simon Mayo.
5. Ted Danson, Erik Estrada from C.H.I.P.S and Chevy Chase.
6. Zoe. 22 from London and Carina, the girl who named herself after a Toyota and Bubble from Big Brother 2 and Malachi from Fame Academy.
Dave rehashed an idea by Will yesterday and called his feature 6 Degrees of Seperation. Chris and Will were ultimately bored as Dave asked what linked him to Pierce Brosnan. The link was that Dave had met Pierce Brosnan. It didnt get any better. Linking Calista Flockhart and Madonna, he said they both had been to the Oscars. Chris asked when Calista Flockhart was at the Oscars and Dave replied that she probably went with Harrison Ford. Chris asked what film was Harrison Ford up for and Dave said Patriot Games, released 11 years ago. Huey Lewis and The News News at 4pm with Dominic Byrne and Huey Lewis was played.
Its back again to a Will idea from a fortnight ago. The voice recognition internal phones game whereby you ask for a famous person and see if you get through to them. Today they tried Nelson Mandela (Malcolm Loughborough), Alex Ferguson, Moira Stuart (it worked) but they chickened out. They then tried Michael Buerk but that turned out as Michael Flood.
Tim Westwood was walking around the building with a bunch of school children (no R Kelly wasnt with him, dont be worried). He was asking all the workers to tell the children what they were doing. Tim came up to Will who had to explain to the kids the feature Huey Lewis and the News with News, bearing in mind the last hit from Huey was about 1987 and these children were not even born. Will made the mistake of asking them if any of them had heard of him to which there was complete silence, apart from the tittering from Chris and Dave laughing at Wills expense.
Viaduct is coming back, to be launched this Friday at around 4:45pm. This time it will be for prizes rather than just cutting the callers off. Chris tried to demonstrate for any listeners the rules by testing out Will and Aled. At this point, I havent made up my mind whether to write all the questions out or not.
Chris predicted a Man Utd win tonight with David Beckham and Roy Keane on the scoresheet. Chris said we should all support the English teams in the European Cups, even if it is Man Utd. Dave sat on the fence. Chris said he would have bruises in his buttcheeks he was sitting on the fence so much. Chris let slip that the show will be going on the road again, probably every Wednesday for four weeks. Feeder will be on the show on May 2nd.
Daves Tedious Link
Hole Celebrity Skin - Holes are found in donuts - Donuts are deep fried in oil - Oil was the surname of the Popeyes girlfriend, Olive - Olive had a number 1 in 1997 with Your not Alone - Embrace also had a hit called Your Not Alone - Embrace are from Huddersfield - If you take the H and Field away you get udders which is basically nipples for cows - Nipples come in pairs as do shoes - Shoes have soles - Soul Man was a 1967 hit for Sam and Dave - Dave Pearce shares one name with Pierce Brosnan - Pierce Brosnan is of course from Ireland - Irish had to flee to Glasgow when there was a potato famine - Glasgow is in Scotland - Scotland borders the English county of Northumberland and one of Northumberlands tourist attractions is Hadrians Wall which was built by the Romans in 122 AD to prevent the Scots from going south of the border - Which links us to Robbie Williams and South Of The Border.
Will whined at them last night that he wanted them out early at half 9 for training because he had some work to do later on. Will turned up 15 minutes late blaming the slow trains. Dave and Chris were already at the park having already ran for 20 minutes. Chris also was unhappy that Will asked Scott to call off the football practice. Dave said that Will set a best time shaving off 39 seconds. Chris said that doesnt really count as he always runs really slow so that any time he does will always be better than the last one. Dave found frisbee funny today as Chris and Will refused to throw the frisbee at each other so Dave had double the action. Chris then proceeded to ask Will to apologize and prompted him the right words to say which basically meant calling Chris handsome and muscular and Will one of them sort.
Aled wanted to bring to the attention of Chris a GCSE Bytesize revision trailer and asked him to play it. The trailer is of Scott Mills and Nemone in a computer game. Chris said that theyre acting was of Bafta award winning standard.
A lot of emails and texts came in saying that Chris shouldnt be playing God Save The Queen for St Georges Day as it is the anthem for the whole of the British Isles and that he should be playing Land Of Hope & Glory instead.
A monumentous day tomorrow as the team celebrate the 29th birthday of Mr Dave Vitty. Chris and Will asked Dave what he wanted but Dave wanted it to be a surprise. Chris said that for the basis of padding out a link, he requested some names from showbiz, sport, the arts and music so Will and Chris have a good idea of what to get. Here is what we call DAVES DEMANDS
1. A message from David Moyes and Wayne Rooney
2. Stereophonics to perform in the Live Lounge along with David Coverdale from Whitesnake.
3. Tv Celebs such as Mark Curry and Fern Britton but without Philip Schofield, Ray Stubbs.
4. DJ's such as Dave Pearce, Gary Davies, Pat Sharp, Lisa L'anson, Simon Mayo.
5. Ted Danson, Erik Estrada from C.H.I.P.S and Chevy Chase.
6. Zoe. 22 from London and Carina, the girl who named herself after a Toyota and Bubble from Big Brother 2 and Malachi from Fame Academy.
Dave rehashed an idea by Will yesterday and called his feature 6 Degrees of Seperation. Chris and Will were ultimately bored as Dave asked what linked him to Pierce Brosnan. The link was that Dave had met Pierce Brosnan. It didnt get any better. Linking Calista Flockhart and Madonna, he said they both had been to the Oscars. Chris asked when Calista Flockhart was at the Oscars and Dave replied that she probably went with Harrison Ford. Chris asked what film was Harrison Ford up for and Dave said Patriot Games, released 11 years ago. Huey Lewis and The News News at 4pm with Dominic Byrne and Huey Lewis was played.
Its back again to a Will idea from a fortnight ago. The voice recognition internal phones game whereby you ask for a famous person and see if you get through to them. Today they tried Nelson Mandela (Malcolm Loughborough), Alex Ferguson, Moira Stuart (it worked) but they chickened out. They then tried Michael Buerk but that turned out as Michael Flood.
Tim Westwood was walking around the building with a bunch of school children (no R Kelly wasnt with him, dont be worried). He was asking all the workers to tell the children what they were doing. Tim came up to Will who had to explain to the kids the feature Huey Lewis and the News with News, bearing in mind the last hit from Huey was about 1987 and these children were not even born. Will made the mistake of asking them if any of them had heard of him to which there was complete silence, apart from the tittering from Chris and Dave laughing at Wills expense.
Viaduct is coming back, to be launched this Friday at around 4:45pm. This time it will be for prizes rather than just cutting the callers off. Chris tried to demonstrate for any listeners the rules by testing out Will and Aled. At this point, I havent made up my mind whether to write all the questions out or not.
Chris predicted a Man Utd win tonight with David Beckham and Roy Keane on the scoresheet. Chris said we should all support the English teams in the European Cups, even if it is Man Utd. Dave sat on the fence. Chris said he would have bruises in his buttcheeks he was sitting on the fence so much. Chris let slip that the show will be going on the road again, probably every Wednesday for four weeks. Feeder will be on the show on May 2nd.
Daves Tedious Link
Hole Celebrity Skin - Holes are found in donuts - Donuts are deep fried in oil - Oil was the surname of the Popeyes girlfriend, Olive - Olive had a number 1 in 1997 with Your not Alone - Embrace also had a hit called Your Not Alone - Embrace are from Huddersfield - If you take the H and Field away you get udders which is basically nipples for cows - Nipples come in pairs as do shoes - Shoes have soles - Soul Man was a 1967 hit for Sam and Dave - Dave Pearce shares one name with Pierce Brosnan - Pierce Brosnan is of course from Ireland - Irish had to flee to Glasgow when there was a potato famine - Glasgow is in Scotland - Scotland borders the English county of Northumberland and one of Northumberlands tourist attractions is Hadrians Wall which was built by the Romans in 122 AD to prevent the Scots from going south of the border - Which links us to Robbie Williams and South Of The Border.
