chrismoyles.net
- Thu Apr 24, 2003 6:16 pm
#241677
A montage of Dave's quips was played at the start of the show. Dave got his presents last night from his girlfriend. People such as Nick Videtta from Pledge Office Chairs in Leighton Buzzaard, Morrison Smith, Aiden Green in Dublin emailed in to say its their birthday too. Karen and Helen have a car named after Dave which was slightly puzzling. Daves Birthday and all the stars were out in force. Chuck Norris, Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Chevy Chase, Erik Estrada and Ted Danson all said Happy Birthday albeit it was Will and Chris. Chris got a Fax from Everton FC with a few of the players signatures on it including a picture of David Moyes.
Will read out the celebrities that shared Daves birthday from the Sun which included Jean Paul Gaultier (51), Barbra Streisand (61) and Stuart Pearce (41). Dave was kitted out in new clothes bought for his birthday by his bird Emma. He said he had other cards from the in-laws too and some emails and cards from listeners which included all the people from Chrismoyles.net. A shout out goes to Steph (Ickle Penguin from Messageboard) who organised the e-card and the messages.
Chris asked Dave if he had a birthday boffing yet, not that he was asking for him to do it with him, that would be morally wrong on both counts. Chris had a telephone Guess Who for Dave which was former Hollyoaks, former Casualty, former pop star, former Night Fever (lest we forget) former famous person Will Mellor.
Chris complained about his mobile messaging service. On Saturday, Chris was out with his girlfriend whilst Leeds were playing Southampton. The text read that Terry Venables is forced into a reshuffle of the side and will put in Wilcox in midfield. Venables hasnt been at Leeds for 2 months. Chris has kept Leeds 6 Charlton 1 in his archived messages. It is Daves Auntie Edna 70th Birthday at the weekend.
Chris kept prompting Dave that there was a Page 3 stunner but nothing occurred. They tried to get Nikki but were unsuccessful. Chris said they got 3 tickets for XxX, a different type of play. Look at the Sun today for more info***.
Chris was flicking through the Sky the other night to see what kind of muck he could find. He found a programme called Shaving Rooms. He tuned into Men and Motors and saw Pick A Stripper, where dogs dance to an R N B version of a Xmas record in the background. He was also into Interactive Scrabble and Play Your Cards Right on Challenge TV. Chris will be choosing one lucky group to sing a duet with in Manchester. The choices are between Feeder, Stereophonics or Badly Drawn Boy.
Chris left all the bigger surprises to the end. Stuart Cable from the Stereophonics, Pat Sharp (Woo Woo) and funnily Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield from This Morning all gave Dave a birthday greeting. And yes it was the real people. Chris also got him a signed Wayne Rooney shirt, a big cake with the candles unlit as it was against the safety regulations to have candles lit in the studio.
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams South Of The Border - Robbie is from Stoke On Trent as is Bruno Brookes - Bruno Brookes shares 1 name with boxer Frank Bruno - Frank Bruno is now supposedly a DJ, a bit like Dave Pearce - Dave Pearce shares the same surname as Stuart Pearce - Stuart Pearce used to play for Forest as did Roy Keane - Roy Keane is Irish as is Daniel O Donnell - Daniel O Donnell is a musician much like Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi - Bon Jovi should not be confused with Bonjella which is a gel to cure mouth ulcers - Ulcer sounds a bit like Ursula as in Ursula Andress - Ursula Andress was a big Hollywood star around the same time as Elizabeth Taylor - Liz Taylor is mates with Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson had a Xmas number 1 in 1995 with Earthsong - Earth rhymes with birth - It is Daves birthday so he choose any damn record he blooming likes - Which means todays link is the Stereophonics and Just Looking
Dave - Thank you Wayne, thank you to all the players and staff at Everton football club, thanks to Chris, Will and Aled for the presents and cards and to all the emailers
Chris - Are you feeling emotional, do you want to cry?
Dave - No, actually I was just about to burp.
Chris - Lovely
NEWS STING
BACK TOMORROW
***
FURY erupted yesterday over a perverted play featuring shock hardcore sex scenes. During the show — called XXX — an actress dragged a man from the audience and performed a lurid act on him. Spectators watched stunned as close-ups were projected on to a huge screen. They were even urged to phone-text filthy messages which were also shown. Naked gay and group sex scenes and portrayals of torture and mutilation were among some of the most explicit ever performed on a British stage.
Will read out the celebrities that shared Daves birthday from the Sun which included Jean Paul Gaultier (51), Barbra Streisand (61) and Stuart Pearce (41). Dave was kitted out in new clothes bought for his birthday by his bird Emma. He said he had other cards from the in-laws too and some emails and cards from listeners which included all the people from Chrismoyles.net. A shout out goes to Steph (Ickle Penguin from Messageboard) who organised the e-card and the messages.
Chris asked Dave if he had a birthday boffing yet, not that he was asking for him to do it with him, that would be morally wrong on both counts. Chris had a telephone Guess Who for Dave which was former Hollyoaks, former Casualty, former pop star, former Night Fever (lest we forget) former famous person Will Mellor.
Chris complained about his mobile messaging service. On Saturday, Chris was out with his girlfriend whilst Leeds were playing Southampton. The text read that Terry Venables is forced into a reshuffle of the side and will put in Wilcox in midfield. Venables hasnt been at Leeds for 2 months. Chris has kept Leeds 6 Charlton 1 in his archived messages. It is Daves Auntie Edna 70th Birthday at the weekend.
Chris kept prompting Dave that there was a Page 3 stunner but nothing occurred. They tried to get Nikki but were unsuccessful. Chris said they got 3 tickets for XxX, a different type of play. Look at the Sun today for more info***.
Chris was flicking through the Sky the other night to see what kind of muck he could find. He found a programme called Shaving Rooms. He tuned into Men and Motors and saw Pick A Stripper, where dogs dance to an R N B version of a Xmas record in the background. He was also into Interactive Scrabble and Play Your Cards Right on Challenge TV. Chris will be choosing one lucky group to sing a duet with in Manchester. The choices are between Feeder, Stereophonics or Badly Drawn Boy.
Chris left all the bigger surprises to the end. Stuart Cable from the Stereophonics, Pat Sharp (Woo Woo) and funnily Fern Britton and Phillip Schofield from This Morning all gave Dave a birthday greeting. And yes it was the real people. Chris also got him a signed Wayne Rooney shirt, a big cake with the candles unlit as it was against the safety regulations to have candles lit in the studio.
Daves Tedious Link
Robbie Williams South Of The Border - Robbie is from Stoke On Trent as is Bruno Brookes - Bruno Brookes shares 1 name with boxer Frank Bruno - Frank Bruno is now supposedly a DJ, a bit like Dave Pearce - Dave Pearce shares the same surname as Stuart Pearce - Stuart Pearce used to play for Forest as did Roy Keane - Roy Keane is Irish as is Daniel O Donnell - Daniel O Donnell is a musician much like Richie Sambora from Bon Jovi - Bon Jovi should not be confused with Bonjella which is a gel to cure mouth ulcers - Ulcer sounds a bit like Ursula as in Ursula Andress - Ursula Andress was a big Hollywood star around the same time as Elizabeth Taylor - Liz Taylor is mates with Michael Jackson - Michael Jackson had a Xmas number 1 in 1995 with Earthsong - Earth rhymes with birth - It is Daves birthday so he choose any damn record he blooming likes - Which means todays link is the Stereophonics and Just Looking
Dave - Thank you Wayne, thank you to all the players and staff at Everton football club, thanks to Chris, Will and Aled for the presents and cards and to all the emailers
Chris - Are you feeling emotional, do you want to cry?
Dave - No, actually I was just about to burp.
Chris - Lovely
NEWS STING
BACK TOMORROW
***
FURY erupted yesterday over a perverted play featuring shock hardcore sex scenes. During the show — called XXX — an actress dragged a man from the audience and performed a lurid act on him. Spectators watched stunned as close-ups were projected on to a huge screen. They were even urged to phone-text filthy messages which were also shown. Naked gay and group sex scenes and portrayals of torture and mutilation were among some of the most explicit ever performed on a British stage.
