chrismoyles.net
- Tue Jun 10, 2003 7:28 pm
#241710
Chris is not feeling very well today. He feels like he’s got flu coming on, but he says he has to work so he can pay the money back to Lard for the stupid bet he made. Dave said he’s also feeling a bit off colour, but Chris said he’s just hungover. Chris and Dave took part in the Radio 1 pool tournament last night. Chris is not very good at pool. This was proved when he accidentally potted the black on his second visit to the table and lost the game. Chris got the impression that Dave was serious about winning the competition, but he turned out to be just as crap as Chris and missed several sitters.
The trophy was won by Alex Jones Donnelley, a member of management, but he left without the trophy. Chris knew the whereabouts of the trophy, but he said he would only spill the beans if he could have some Lemsips, and time off. It turned out that Colin and Edith had taken the trophy. It is somehow strange to think that six months this pair was on the dull monotonous smug fest that was RI:SE. Chris has been emailed about a local radio station nicking his ideas like Battlenips. For more information about this, check the sound board as the messageboarders know who he is talking about and there will be some sound clips. The DJ's name is Stu Grant. Tonight I have been informed that has BB Michael and Stu Francis Viaduct. He knows he will get attention for this so the best thing for Moyles to do is to ignore it because its promoting another radio station. God knows he does it enough what with Sky + and Big Brother talk.
Mary Perkins from Specsavers sent Chris information on Sloths from their adverts and got a £100 voucher for eye care. Will and Aled both got £150 vouchers for some reason. Unfortunately both Aled and Will cannot accept them.
Chris decided to tear one of them up but didnt say which one. It was Aleds voucher that they ripped up. (though I would say it was Wills)
BB ALED
Jon, Federico and Sissy are up for the public vote, the general consensus within the group is to vote Sissy out.
Sissy naturally cried and went to the girls room when she heard. Anyone who renames themselves Sissy is asking for a slagging really. Jon took it in his stride, hes becoming an old pro at it but Federico's was the most interesting as he muttered There She Goes. A mixed message, does this mean that he thinks Sissy is going or does it mean they have twigged that hes failed both tasks for them and not owned up and the public will vote him out. Jon, im pleased to say, is the outside to leave the house at 5-1, Federico is 9/4 and Sissy 1/2 clear favourite but theres still 3 days to go and theres a lot that could happen but looking back at the past 20 days or so, not a lot has happened.
Camerons holy than holy attitude is waning as the girls dont like him coming in whilst they are changing. At first they treated him as no threat, him being a heterosexual an all which was frankly puzzling, just because hes a christian doesnt make not a perv like the rest of us.
Daves Tedious Link (no flaws)
Doves There Goes The Fear - Doves can fly unlike ostriches which cant - Cant Fight This Feeling was a 1985 hit for REO Speedwagon - Wagons roll was what the early american pioneers might have said when indicating their mass departure towards the virgin prairie lands of the mid west - Midwest shares many of the same letters as the word Middrift which is a sexy way of saying someones stomach - Stomach almost rhymes with Hammock which is a device for sleeping between trees - Trees have branches as does Argos - Argos is advertised by Richard E Grant - Richard E Grant shares his surname with both Eddy Grant and Russell Grant - Russell Grant is an astrologer as is Justin Topper - Topiary is the art of sculpting hedges - Hedges tend to be more prevelant in rural areas as are tractors - Tractors are a type of heavy agricultural machine and when you think of the word heavy in the world of early 90's pop dance music, you think of Heavy D & The Boyz and their seminal classic - Which links us to Heavy D & The Boyz with Now That We've Found Love
The trophy was won by Alex Jones Donnelley, a member of management, but he left without the trophy. Chris knew the whereabouts of the trophy, but he said he would only spill the beans if he could have some Lemsips, and time off. It turned out that Colin and Edith had taken the trophy. It is somehow strange to think that six months this pair was on the dull monotonous smug fest that was RI:SE. Chris has been emailed about a local radio station nicking his ideas like Battlenips. For more information about this, check the sound board as the messageboarders know who he is talking about and there will be some sound clips. The DJ's name is Stu Grant. Tonight I have been informed that has BB Michael and Stu Francis Viaduct. He knows he will get attention for this so the best thing for Moyles to do is to ignore it because its promoting another radio station. God knows he does it enough what with Sky + and Big Brother talk.
Mary Perkins from Specsavers sent Chris information on Sloths from their adverts and got a £100 voucher for eye care. Will and Aled both got £150 vouchers for some reason. Unfortunately both Aled and Will cannot accept them.
Chris decided to tear one of them up but didnt say which one. It was Aleds voucher that they ripped up. (though I would say it was Wills)
BB ALED
Jon, Federico and Sissy are up for the public vote, the general consensus within the group is to vote Sissy out.
Sissy naturally cried and went to the girls room when she heard. Anyone who renames themselves Sissy is asking for a slagging really. Jon took it in his stride, hes becoming an old pro at it but Federico's was the most interesting as he muttered There She Goes. A mixed message, does this mean that he thinks Sissy is going or does it mean they have twigged that hes failed both tasks for them and not owned up and the public will vote him out. Jon, im pleased to say, is the outside to leave the house at 5-1, Federico is 9/4 and Sissy 1/2 clear favourite but theres still 3 days to go and theres a lot that could happen but looking back at the past 20 days or so, not a lot has happened.
Camerons holy than holy attitude is waning as the girls dont like him coming in whilst they are changing. At first they treated him as no threat, him being a heterosexual an all which was frankly puzzling, just because hes a christian doesnt make not a perv like the rest of us.
Daves Tedious Link (no flaws)
Doves There Goes The Fear - Doves can fly unlike ostriches which cant - Cant Fight This Feeling was a 1985 hit for REO Speedwagon - Wagons roll was what the early american pioneers might have said when indicating their mass departure towards the virgin prairie lands of the mid west - Midwest shares many of the same letters as the word Middrift which is a sexy way of saying someones stomach - Stomach almost rhymes with Hammock which is a device for sleeping between trees - Trees have branches as does Argos - Argos is advertised by Richard E Grant - Richard E Grant shares his surname with both Eddy Grant and Russell Grant - Russell Grant is an astrologer as is Justin Topper - Topiary is the art of sculpting hedges - Hedges tend to be more prevelant in rural areas as are tractors - Tractors are a type of heavy agricultural machine and when you think of the word heavy in the world of early 90's pop dance music, you think of Heavy D & The Boyz and their seminal classic - Which links us to Heavy D & The Boyz with Now That We've Found Love
