chrismoyles.net
- Fri Aug 29, 2003 9:56 pm
#241761
1. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 2. Iio - Rapture, 3. Travis - Re-Offender, 4. R Kelly - Snake, 5. Rachel Stevens - Sweet Dreams My L.A. Ex 3:30 NEWS 6. Elton John - Are you ready for love, 7. The Cooper Temple Clause - Promises, Promises, 8. Richard X feat Kelis - Finest Dreams, 9. Busta Rhymes feat Mariah Carey - I Know What You Want, 10. Dutch feat Crystal Waters - My Time, 11. Jaimeson - Complete, 12. Robbie Williams - Rock DJ, 13. Big Brovaz - Baby Boy, 14. The Coral - Pass It On, 15. Busted - Sleeping With The Light On 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 16. Lee-Cabrera feat Alex Cartana - Shake It (Move A Little Closer), 17. Justin Timberlake - Senorita, 18. The Chemical Brothers feat The Flaming Lips - The Golden Path, 19. Eminem - Lose Yourself 5:00 NEWS & SPORT 20. Sean Paul - Like Glue, 21. Aaliyah - More Than A Woman, 22. Girls Aloud - Life Got Cold, 23. Plummet - Damaged, 24. Starsailor - Silence Is Easy, 25. Shaggy - Boombastic (Chris’s Tedious Link), 26. Kontakt - Show Me A Sign, 27. The White Stripes - I Just Don't Know What To Do With Myself
The show started today with another John Peel mistake. He pressed the wrong button twice when trying to introduce a record last night. He said ‘Chris Moyles will record that now’. He did. Jingle Justin has found a website where C-list American celebrities make direct calls to people, wishing them happy birthday etc. The messages are not pre-recorded and the ‘celebs’ will actually phone you up themselves within a fortnight of your request. It costs $14.95 and Chris had the list of people you can choose from in front of him. His top 3 were Greg Evigan (‘star’ of BJ and the bear and Melrose Place), Lou Ferringo (The Incredible Hulk) and Todd Bridges (Willis from Different Strokes).
Chris said they should get one of them to phone up Dave on his honeymoon. Jingle Justin has decided to bring the idea to the UK and Chris played calls from Jingle Justin throughout today’s show. Justin just rang up random members of the public wishing them a happy birthday, Valentines Day, Mothers Day etc. Chris bought albums from the Darkness and The Kings Of Leon today. He played Will at badminton and lost 3-2, then him and Will went into HMV on Oxford Street. Chris said he had the proof Will is an old man and is as old as him and Dave say he is. This is because Will almost bought the Best of Luther Vandross Double CD in HMV. He decided against it because it was £16.99 and he’d could just ask for a free one from the record company. Chris said could he get him one as well while his at it.
Today is Chris’s Mum and Dad’s 33rd marriage anniversary. He said ‘Which is a shocker cause I’m 35’. Will said that would upset Chris’s mum because she’s strictly Roman Catholic. Chris then ran through a load of old wedding gags such as ‘My Dad told me on the phone last night that he remembers his wedding day like yesterday. And you know what a horrible day yesterday was.’ These gags were only interrupted by shouts of ‘Taxi for Moyles’ and ‘Dave come back’ by Greyhead. Chris spent about 5 minutes talking about his Mum and Dad’s anniversary and said it was instead of a card and a present. At the end of the link he asked Aled if he wanted to say hello to his Mum and Dad back in Aberystwyth. Aled started to do this but Chris told him he couldn’t because he was abusing his job to say things for his own personal gratification.
Scott Mills is in for Chris for the next 2 weeks, but has been quite seriously ill this week. Chris texted him ‘ Hope you’re better, if not get well soon, if not it’s bloody Colin and Edith next week’. Chris wants more voiceover work and says he needs to make a demo tape. He did a deep voice saying ‘Peugeot’ and Will said it didn’t suit him. Will said that as a voice-over artist the best Chris can hope for is Bernard Manning’s Turkey Burgers. Will voices some of BBC 2’s Learning Zone shows and some of the BBC GCSE Bitesize shows. Chris did an impression of some kids watching the video in class, recognising Greyhead’s voice, telling each other and getting told to Shut Up by the teacher.
Chris also tried to make some new jingles for 1Xtra using his ‘urban voice’ and said he had new speakers so he could listen to his Digital radio in Digital stereo now and not in Digital mono.
After betting on Manchester United v Wolves yesterday, Will, Aled and Chris bet money on celebrity ‘Hello I’m Listening’, ‘Which celeb will ring Chris first’, ‘Is this line a boy or a girl’ etc. Will and Aled were crap and Chris earnt £7.50. He said it was more money per hour than what he got at Chiltern Radio. Will challenged Chris to double or
quits the whole lot on whether David Garido would screw up in his 4:30 sports bulletin. Chris said no and Aled and Will said yes. Will told Aled to get ready to go up to Newsbeat with his feather duster. Chris said ‘It’s not 5.45 already is it?’ Anyway, Chris won the bet as Garido didn’t stumble - despite having to say FC Siena, Stuttgart, Panathinaikos, Locomotiv Moscow, Dynamo Kiev, Besiktas, Roque Junior and Salomon Olembe all in one bulletin.
The show started today with another John Peel mistake. He pressed the wrong button twice when trying to introduce a record last night. He said ‘Chris Moyles will record that now’. He did. Jingle Justin has found a website where C-list American celebrities make direct calls to people, wishing them happy birthday etc. The messages are not pre-recorded and the ‘celebs’ will actually phone you up themselves within a fortnight of your request. It costs $14.95 and Chris had the list of people you can choose from in front of him. His top 3 were Greg Evigan (‘star’ of BJ and the bear and Melrose Place), Lou Ferringo (The Incredible Hulk) and Todd Bridges (Willis from Different Strokes).
Chris said they should get one of them to phone up Dave on his honeymoon. Jingle Justin has decided to bring the idea to the UK and Chris played calls from Jingle Justin throughout today’s show. Justin just rang up random members of the public wishing them a happy birthday, Valentines Day, Mothers Day etc. Chris bought albums from the Darkness and The Kings Of Leon today. He played Will at badminton and lost 3-2, then him and Will went into HMV on Oxford Street. Chris said he had the proof Will is an old man and is as old as him and Dave say he is. This is because Will almost bought the Best of Luther Vandross Double CD in HMV. He decided against it because it was £16.99 and he’d could just ask for a free one from the record company. Chris said could he get him one as well while his at it.
Today is Chris’s Mum and Dad’s 33rd marriage anniversary. He said ‘Which is a shocker cause I’m 35’. Will said that would upset Chris’s mum because she’s strictly Roman Catholic. Chris then ran through a load of old wedding gags such as ‘My Dad told me on the phone last night that he remembers his wedding day like yesterday. And you know what a horrible day yesterday was.’ These gags were only interrupted by shouts of ‘Taxi for Moyles’ and ‘Dave come back’ by Greyhead. Chris spent about 5 minutes talking about his Mum and Dad’s anniversary and said it was instead of a card and a present. At the end of the link he asked Aled if he wanted to say hello to his Mum and Dad back in Aberystwyth. Aled started to do this but Chris told him he couldn’t because he was abusing his job to say things for his own personal gratification.
Scott Mills is in for Chris for the next 2 weeks, but has been quite seriously ill this week. Chris texted him ‘ Hope you’re better, if not get well soon, if not it’s bloody Colin and Edith next week’. Chris wants more voiceover work and says he needs to make a demo tape. He did a deep voice saying ‘Peugeot’ and Will said it didn’t suit him. Will said that as a voice-over artist the best Chris can hope for is Bernard Manning’s Turkey Burgers. Will voices some of BBC 2’s Learning Zone shows and some of the BBC GCSE Bitesize shows. Chris did an impression of some kids watching the video in class, recognising Greyhead’s voice, telling each other and getting told to Shut Up by the teacher.
Chris also tried to make some new jingles for 1Xtra using his ‘urban voice’ and said he had new speakers so he could listen to his Digital radio in Digital stereo now and not in Digital mono.
After betting on Manchester United v Wolves yesterday, Will, Aled and Chris bet money on celebrity ‘Hello I’m Listening’, ‘Which celeb will ring Chris first’, ‘Is this line a boy or a girl’ etc. Will and Aled were crap and Chris earnt £7.50. He said it was more money per hour than what he got at Chiltern Radio. Will challenged Chris to double or
quits the whole lot on whether David Garido would screw up in his 4:30 sports bulletin. Chris said no and Aled and Will said yes. Will told Aled to get ready to go up to Newsbeat with his feather duster. Chris said ‘It’s not 5.45 already is it?’ Anyway, Chris won the bet as Garido didn’t stumble - despite having to say FC Siena, Stuttgart, Panathinaikos, Locomotiv Moscow, Dynamo Kiev, Besiktas, Roque Junior and Salomon Olembe all in one bulletin.
