chrismoyles.net
- Tue Oct 07, 2003 8:06 pm
#241778
1. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 2. Daniel Bedingfield - Gotta Get Thru This, 3. Morjac feat Raz Conway - Stars, 4. The Thrills - Santa Cruz 3:30 NEWS 5. Travis - Re-Offender, 6. Electric Six - Dance Commander, 7. Mark Ronson feat Ghostface & Nate Dogg - Ooh Wee, 8. Jaimeson - Complete, 9. David Guetta feat Chris Willis - Just a Little More Love, 10. Liberty X - Jumpin, 11. The Wu-Tang Clan - Gravel Pit, 12. Keane - This is the Last Time, 13. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can't Hold Us Down, 14. Kylie Minogue - Slow 4:30 NEWS AND SPORT 15. Pink - Just Like A Pill, 16. 50 Cent feat Snoop Dogg - P.I.M.P, 17. The Strokes - Whatever Happened (album track), 18. Avril Lavigne - Sk8er Boi 5:00 NEWS AND SPORT 19. Beyoncé Knowles feat Sean Paul - Baby Boy, 20. No Doubt feat Bounty Killer - Hey Baby, 21. Poloroid - So Damn Beautiful, 22. The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love, 23. REM - Losing My Religion (Tedious Link), 24. Joe Budden - Pump it Up, 25. Evanescence - Going Under
Chris started the show again with a Leeds-Blackburn goal montage and goaded Dave about the fact Everton got stuffed 3-0 by Spurs on Saturday. After last week he said Dave and him were now even in terms of goal montage clips and now Leeds and Everton will unite together to climb the table and kick some ass. Chris said watch out ...er..Charlton. Aled got a text from his dad saying Aberystwyth won 12-1 on Saturday. Aled is vice honorary president of the club despite having never been to a game. He said he is going to his first ever match a week on Saturday. Chris tested him on his knowledge of his team. He asked what colour Aberystwyth's away kit was. Aled said pink. Chris said ‘It would be if you were the manager.’
Chris went to a mate’s daughter’s christening in Leeds yesterday. He said that him and Sophie had a weird cab driver driving them to King’s Cross to catch the train up to Leeds. Sophie said that there was a train at 11.30, but there wasn’t actually one until 12.10. Chris said the christened girl was called Lucy May, but when he wrote the card he was told by Sophie it was spelt Lucy Mae. She said she remembered from the invitation. Chris said obviously not very well as in the queue to give gifts there was some guy in front with the words ‘Lucy May’ engraved into a chair. Chris said that he told the child's parents it was Sophie’s fault and headed straight for the bar. Chris got back in late and watched the Derren Brown show he’d taped from last night. It was compelling TV whether you agree with the whole idea of him playing Russian Roulette on TV or not. Chris had just one problem with it though - the guy he picked to load the gun. Chris said ‘you wouldn’t trust him to switch the lights off if he was the last person to leave a room, never mind load a gun you’re going to put to your head.’ Dave said he thought that this bloke looked so nervous he thought that he might blow Derren Brown’s kneecaps off when he was loading the gun under the table. Chris had his own version of the stunt on today's show which he called ‘shocking roulette’. It took the idea from push the pint on his old TV show. It involved Chris, Dave, Aled and Rachel all putting their fingers on 4 sensors which would have one chosen by random - and give out an electric shock to that person. Rachel was the unlucky one but Chris wasn’t happy with Dave’s definition of ‘put your finger on the sensor’ and said as punishment he should do it on his own. Dave still refused to put his finger on the sensor and Chris said that he was a yellow belly chicken who was afraid of breaking a nail. Chris also put out a disclaimer saying no-one should repeat the trick themselves as it was being played by 4 trained morons.
The Monday Surgery was also back for a second week with Doctor Chris and Nurse Dave tackling more trivial problems and dilemmas from listeners (over the Animal Hospital music for some reason). The best this week included ‘I’m going to Greece with the girlfriend on holiday. How many euros should I take?’ Chris advised several, and - from some bloke called Barry in Crewe ‘I have a scratch card in my hand. Should I rub it up and down or left and right?’ Chris said why not for a change left to right. He advised him to be careful with the wrist action.
Chris watched Fame Academy on Saturday. He was glad Alex won and thought she looked very fit. A case of a (nearly) 30 year old man perving over a 19 year old lesbian me thinks... Today was Will’s first day in his new job so Chris rang him on the air. He wasn’t listening and didn’t sound too thrilled to hear Chris on the other end of the line. He assured Chris he was busy working on the Chris and Dave BBC 1 Christmas Day special live from Lapland. Or maybe staring out into Soho from his new office.
Georgina was back reading the news after a week of being in charge of newsbeat. She was caught singing karaoke to Kylie and Jason’s Especially for you with Matt Barbett in the Newsbeat party over the weekend. She said there was a tape of it somewhere and Chris vowed to get hold of it. She said it was the first time she had ever sung karaoke and she had ‘popped her karaoke cherry’. Chris said what a thought. David Gorrido was back as * as ever as the sports monkey and after he slagged off Leeds on Friday and had a row with Chris, Chris got his revenge by playing him the Leeds goals and calling him love and sweetheart. David Garido took exception to being called love by Chris. Chris decided to call him love all through the link to piss him off and changed to darling. David said Dont Call Me Love, alright! in an Alan Fluff Freeman style that made Chris play the old pick of the pops theme and count down the top 5 words David hates to be referred to as. These included Sweetcheeks and Sugarlump. Chris brought back th once in a blue moon feature, The Umm Game, this time featuring Aston Villa manager David O'Leary. Rachel was correct as she guessed exactly 11 umms in 1 minute.
Chris thought Alex from Fame Academy looked really cute on Saturday night. Aled wasnt even allowed in the Fame Academy studio for some reason, even though they allowed in Dawn French and Lenny Henry.
Celebdaq reared its head again as Dave finally started trading. He bought Nicole Kidman and 1000 shares in himself. He wanted Michael Owen but couldnt afford 1000 shares in him. Chris decided to sell shares in Xtina Aguilera and buy 500 in Dave in an attempt to raise its price.
Dave Pearce is off again for 2 weeks. Chris received an email about David Garido which involved him getting a business card from a woman on a flight that he has kept in his wallet. Dave is staying in tonight whilst Weight Watcher Rachel has Salmon and Cous Cous she is sharing with her friend.
Daves Tedious Link
Tori Amos Professional Widow - Tori Amos entered the charts in 1994 with Cornflakes - Cornflakes are best served with milk as is Special K - K was an album by Kula Shaker in 1996 - Kula Shaker were fronted by Crispin Mills - Crispin Mills shares his surname with Scott Mills who is a DJ - Another DJ with the same initials would be Simon Mayo - Simon Mayo had a tv show called Confessions - Confessions rhymes with concessions which is what elderly people get for things like bus fares - Fairs of a different type are ideal if you want to see antique steam engines or have a go at the coconut shy - Despite their shy appearance, Coconuts can be deadly killers if they are dropped on yopur head while your asleep - And while your asleep its a medical fact that you can be prone to rapid eye movement or REM - Which links us to REM and Losing My Religion.
Chris started the show again with a Leeds-Blackburn goal montage and goaded Dave about the fact Everton got stuffed 3-0 by Spurs on Saturday. After last week he said Dave and him were now even in terms of goal montage clips and now Leeds and Everton will unite together to climb the table and kick some ass. Chris said watch out ...er..Charlton. Aled got a text from his dad saying Aberystwyth won 12-1 on Saturday. Aled is vice honorary president of the club despite having never been to a game. He said he is going to his first ever match a week on Saturday. Chris tested him on his knowledge of his team. He asked what colour Aberystwyth's away kit was. Aled said pink. Chris said ‘It would be if you were the manager.’
Chris went to a mate’s daughter’s christening in Leeds yesterday. He said that him and Sophie had a weird cab driver driving them to King’s Cross to catch the train up to Leeds. Sophie said that there was a train at 11.30, but there wasn’t actually one until 12.10. Chris said the christened girl was called Lucy May, but when he wrote the card he was told by Sophie it was spelt Lucy Mae. She said she remembered from the invitation. Chris said obviously not very well as in the queue to give gifts there was some guy in front with the words ‘Lucy May’ engraved into a chair. Chris said that he told the child's parents it was Sophie’s fault and headed straight for the bar. Chris got back in late and watched the Derren Brown show he’d taped from last night. It was compelling TV whether you agree with the whole idea of him playing Russian Roulette on TV or not. Chris had just one problem with it though - the guy he picked to load the gun. Chris said ‘you wouldn’t trust him to switch the lights off if he was the last person to leave a room, never mind load a gun you’re going to put to your head.’ Dave said he thought that this bloke looked so nervous he thought that he might blow Derren Brown’s kneecaps off when he was loading the gun under the table. Chris had his own version of the stunt on today's show which he called ‘shocking roulette’. It took the idea from push the pint on his old TV show. It involved Chris, Dave, Aled and Rachel all putting their fingers on 4 sensors which would have one chosen by random - and give out an electric shock to that person. Rachel was the unlucky one but Chris wasn’t happy with Dave’s definition of ‘put your finger on the sensor’ and said as punishment he should do it on his own. Dave still refused to put his finger on the sensor and Chris said that he was a yellow belly chicken who was afraid of breaking a nail. Chris also put out a disclaimer saying no-one should repeat the trick themselves as it was being played by 4 trained morons.
The Monday Surgery was also back for a second week with Doctor Chris and Nurse Dave tackling more trivial problems and dilemmas from listeners (over the Animal Hospital music for some reason). The best this week included ‘I’m going to Greece with the girlfriend on holiday. How many euros should I take?’ Chris advised several, and - from some bloke called Barry in Crewe ‘I have a scratch card in my hand. Should I rub it up and down or left and right?’ Chris said why not for a change left to right. He advised him to be careful with the wrist action.
Chris watched Fame Academy on Saturday. He was glad Alex won and thought she looked very fit. A case of a (nearly) 30 year old man perving over a 19 year old lesbian me thinks... Today was Will’s first day in his new job so Chris rang him on the air. He wasn’t listening and didn’t sound too thrilled to hear Chris on the other end of the line. He assured Chris he was busy working on the Chris and Dave BBC 1 Christmas Day special live from Lapland. Or maybe staring out into Soho from his new office.
Georgina was back reading the news after a week of being in charge of newsbeat. She was caught singing karaoke to Kylie and Jason’s Especially for you with Matt Barbett in the Newsbeat party over the weekend. She said there was a tape of it somewhere and Chris vowed to get hold of it. She said it was the first time she had ever sung karaoke and she had ‘popped her karaoke cherry’. Chris said what a thought. David Gorrido was back as * as ever as the sports monkey and after he slagged off Leeds on Friday and had a row with Chris, Chris got his revenge by playing him the Leeds goals and calling him love and sweetheart. David Garido took exception to being called love by Chris. Chris decided to call him love all through the link to piss him off and changed to darling. David said Dont Call Me Love, alright! in an Alan Fluff Freeman style that made Chris play the old pick of the pops theme and count down the top 5 words David hates to be referred to as. These included Sweetcheeks and Sugarlump. Chris brought back th once in a blue moon feature, The Umm Game, this time featuring Aston Villa manager David O'Leary. Rachel was correct as she guessed exactly 11 umms in 1 minute.
Chris thought Alex from Fame Academy looked really cute on Saturday night. Aled wasnt even allowed in the Fame Academy studio for some reason, even though they allowed in Dawn French and Lenny Henry.
Celebdaq reared its head again as Dave finally started trading. He bought Nicole Kidman and 1000 shares in himself. He wanted Michael Owen but couldnt afford 1000 shares in him. Chris decided to sell shares in Xtina Aguilera and buy 500 in Dave in an attempt to raise its price.
Dave Pearce is off again for 2 weeks. Chris received an email about David Garido which involved him getting a business card from a woman on a flight that he has kept in his wallet. Dave is staying in tonight whilst Weight Watcher Rachel has Salmon and Cous Cous she is sharing with her friend.
Daves Tedious Link
Tori Amos Professional Widow - Tori Amos entered the charts in 1994 with Cornflakes - Cornflakes are best served with milk as is Special K - K was an album by Kula Shaker in 1996 - Kula Shaker were fronted by Crispin Mills - Crispin Mills shares his surname with Scott Mills who is a DJ - Another DJ with the same initials would be Simon Mayo - Simon Mayo had a tv show called Confessions - Confessions rhymes with concessions which is what elderly people get for things like bus fares - Fairs of a different type are ideal if you want to see antique steam engines or have a go at the coconut shy - Despite their shy appearance, Coconuts can be deadly killers if they are dropped on yopur head while your asleep - And while your asleep its a medical fact that you can be prone to rapid eye movement or REM - Which links us to REM and Losing My Religion.
