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- Thu Nov 13, 2003 9:28 pm
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There was a big mention for this place at the top of todays show. Chris mentioned the site because he wanted people to vote in the current MoylesWorld poll that asks whether Rachel is doing a better job than Will as producer. The plug helped break the record for the number of messageboard users online and the increased traffic damaged the server as Moyles once again urged people to try and crash the site. Chris moaned that Chris Harris is slacking and hasn’t updated the site for ages, whereas he used to do it every hour. I think Chris (Moyles not Harris) needs to get his eyes tested as it’s constantly updated and if he bothered to venture elsewhere rather than just to the home page, he’d find that out. Chris said he would have never have asked people to log on to the site if Rachel was in the country as the current poll percentages are not too favourable from her point of view. Chris said Rachel does have lots of fans though - girls, people from Kidderminster, people with funny voices and fat people. Dave said people never like change though. I think Daves right. She’s doing a good job. She’ll be back on Monday and is currently in New York.
Dave moaned about the fact that people were ‘still asking for Lizzie back’ on the MoylesWorld poll last week. Dave is obviously not a regular visitor then. Chris did say he would like Lizzie back though, in place of the welsh one. Chris said Aled’s breasts were bigger but they both had chunky legs. Aled said his were footballers thighs but Chris preferred to call them thunder-thighs.
Chris had a photo shoot for Loaded this morning. It was at 8am in Soho. Aled told Chris that the street they made him stand in was one of the big gay streets in London. Chris asked how Aled knew. He said he did notice a couple of adult shops nearby although they weren’t open. Dave said ‘they normally open at 9 don’t they?’. Chris said ‘I don’t know, do they Dave?’. Chris once went in a pub on the street in question with 2 of his gay friends. It was called The Village. Dave asked if they employed The Village People there. This started a debate on what the actual line up of The Village People was. The final decision seemed to be a cowboy, policeman, motorcycle cop, sailor, red Indian and construction worker. Dave surprisingly got quite passionate about the subject.
It was reported in the 3:30 news that Sven is having a few injury problems ahead of the England-Denmark friendly on Sunday. Dave offered to play. Aled said he’d play in goal and would use his thunder-thighs to bounce shots away. Georgina went out drinking * last night and didn’t get home until quarter to one. She couldn’t remember what she had drunk although she did know she didn’t have any woo woos. Chris said she’s invited to the Moyles show ‘Christmas drinks thing’. Mickey and Dominic Bryne from Newsbeat can come as well. Garido can’t. It was Mick Cohen’s birthday today. He’s the MC (no relation) in Chris’s local boozer in Leeds. Chris played Guess Who with Chris and Dave. It took them 5 minutes to get it. Mick of course famously referred to Sophie as ‘Chris’s bird’ when she visited the pub for the first time. The Dreem Teem were next door in Studio 2 and had the volume up so loud it was bleeding through onto the air.
Chris played Radiohead’s new one and said that once it kicks in it’s good. Dave (like the rest of us normal coherent people) recognises that it’s not and is crap.
It was freebies time again today. Chris was sent some undies from a new Marks & Spencer range. They had ‘stud’ written on them and Chris thought they were a bit gay. Chris was also sent the new EastEnders in Detention DVD that features ‘never seen before footage’. It had a picture of all the Slater girls dressed in school uniform on the front. It reminded Chris and Dave of a similar Hollyoaks-Brookside DVD they had been sent ages ago where they were in victorian dress. Now that’d make a nice stocking filler this Christmas. Chris said the only one that looks nice on the DVD cover is Zoe (Michelle Ryan). Chris has met her and said she should come on the show so he could flirt with her. Dave said he was old enough to be her dad. Chris told Dave to shut his face and said that he was only 23. Chris then went off on a tangent into a big EastEnders link. He thinks Kat Slater is putting a bit of podge on. Chris turned back on after missing a few episodes the other night to find that she’s marrying some guy he’s never seen before and not Alfie Moon. Chris said Tamzin Outhwaite’s dad in EastEnders had been in one Star Wars film. Dave said that Pike from Dad’s Army was now a gay bloke in EastEnders, and was currently shacked up with Pauline Fowler. It was a bizarre link. Chris went through his usual What people on Eastenders dont do and things you never see list.
More free stuff. Chris said they should all say what they want and it would probably turn up from eager PR companies. Dave said ‘Sounds genius’. Chris wants some new nose clippers as he broke his last ones by dropping them in the sink. Aled has already got some. It was Chris’s mate Nino’s birthday today. He cheekily sent in an e-mail containing a gift wishlist that he hoped to blag off the show.
NINO’S BIRTHDAY WISHLIST
1. New XDA2 from o2 (new posh phone organiser)
2. A Signed Liverpool Shirt
3. The New Chubby Brown DVD signed by Chubbs himself
4. VIP Tickets To the Honda Legends Tennis Event at The Royal Albert Hall
5. A Signed Andre Agassi Shirt (possibly with the new Nike tennis range, large shirt, medium shorts and size 8 shoes)
Dave thought Nino might have been pushing it with the last 2. There was a response from Gerard Houllier however, albeit it was Chris impersonating him badly. Houllier said he couldn’t sort out the Liverpool signed shirt but he did have a spare signed Chubbs DVD lying around at home. Chris said he wants to get Chubbs on as a guest during his last week on afternoons next month. Dave said it certainly would be their last week if he came on the show. Maybe they should take Mr Vasey up to Inverness and he could be the swearing santa.
Chris got some chocolate sent to him and kept chomping during a link. A fortnight today, Chris will be in the capital of the Highlands, Inverness. It is the youngest city in Scotland. It became a city in 2000. They want to make them kilts. Chris thought his name was Celtic and he should have already a tartan but they didnt. The closest one was McnaMoyle. Chris said that a Moyle is a Jewish man who snips the new born. Chris could wear the Huntley tartan, maybe a name called Huntley would be ill advised.
Chris designed a kilt and told Aled to go and get some Tartan paint. They wanted their waist size.
Chris - Eh no way, only me, my mum and NASA know that, thats classified information.
Aled - Theyve asked for the biggest part of your body.
Chris - Aiiiiiii, check it out ladies, why? Are they going to make a pouch, a tartan willy warmer for me.
Aled - Theyve called it the hip measurement.
Dave - Its your arse though isnt it.
Chris - Its not my arse.
Aled - So if youve a big arse.
Chris - Oi I dont have a big arse, do I have a big arse?
Aled - No.
Chris - Do you want me to remind you what it looks like?
Aled - No, its fine. Theyve asked for the top of your hip to the bottom of your knee cap.
(Dave whispers and checks himself for length)
Aled - Its got to hang in the right place you see.
Chris - Dont you worry, Ive never had any trouble there sonny!
Aled - And theyve asked for height which for us changes on a weekly basis.
Chris - Where do we go to get measured?
Aled - Well I can do it here.
Dave - Your not a qualified kilt measurer
Chris - I dont think so sunshine. your not coming anywhere near me with that thing, youll get a slap
Dave - (imitates John Inman) Im free
Aled - I can do your height though
Chris - If you hold em and ask me to cough, your going through that window, ill do it myself give it here. Why do they need to know how tall we are for a kilt. It only goes up to your waist
Aled - Im coming round, ill help
Chris - No im fine
Aled - Ill hold the bottom
Chris - You will not hold my bottom
Aled - no. THE bottom
Chris - Its about 19 inches
Dave - Its not what you think.
Aled - Waist
Chris - Ahh, do that off the air
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Chris - By the way for those of you going just cos your going to Scotland, its so tacky to be wearing kilts. They offered, they said to us, you gotta wear kilts. Im not bothered, Ill wear a kilt
Dave - We wanna, you know, fit in, we dont want to look like tourists
Chris - Exactly right, we got the video camera on the go and the A to Z of Inverness, its like a pamphlet. We dont want to look tacky. Ive ordered a crate of Irn Bru by the way while were there
Dave - (laughing) and the See U Jimmy hats
Chris - Can you imagine that, the fella from the council comes to see us and were gonna och aye da noo.
McNorton Tartan are making the kilts custom made for all the team. It will be a new design. Aled asked if he could wear trousers underneath the kilt. Chris said no. Aled is staying late at work tonight, with the tape measure...
Daves Tedious Link
Beastie Boys No Sleep Til Brooklyn - Brooklyn is a district of New York which according to the song is so good they named it twice - Other people or places to be named twice include Bardon Bardon and Man Utd midfielder Eric Djemba Djemba - Eric Djemba Djemba shares the same christian name as Eric Clapton - Clapton is an area of East London as is Hackney - Hackney Carriages is the official name of black cabs which under some old law are still required to carry a bale of hay at all times in their boot - The plural of boot is Boots which is a good place to buy shower gel - Gel rhymes with bell which is a surname which links brothers Martin and Graham Bell the famous downhill skier - Skiers are big medal winners at the winter Olympics - The next Winter Olympics will be held in Vancouver, Canada - Canada is the country of origin of Avril Lavigne - Avril Lavigne first big hit was Complicated - Complicated is the past tense of the word Complicate just like Regulated is the past tense of the word Regulate - Which links us to Warren G and Nate Dogg with Regulate.
FLAWS
*The next Winter Olympics is actually in Turin, Italy. Vancouver is next in 2010.
There was a big mention for this place at the top of todays show. Chris mentioned the site because he wanted people to vote in the current MoylesWorld poll that asks whether Rachel is doing a better job than Will as producer. The plug helped break the record for the number of messageboard users online and the increased traffic damaged the server as Moyles once again urged people to try and crash the site. Chris moaned that Chris Harris is slacking and hasn’t updated the site for ages, whereas he used to do it every hour. I think Chris (Moyles not Harris) needs to get his eyes tested as it’s constantly updated and if he bothered to venture elsewhere rather than just to the home page, he’d find that out. Chris said he would have never have asked people to log on to the site if Rachel was in the country as the current poll percentages are not too favourable from her point of view. Chris said Rachel does have lots of fans though - girls, people from Kidderminster, people with funny voices and fat people. Dave said people never like change though. I think Daves right. She’s doing a good job. She’ll be back on Monday and is currently in New York.
Dave moaned about the fact that people were ‘still asking for Lizzie back’ on the MoylesWorld poll last week. Dave is obviously not a regular visitor then. Chris did say he would like Lizzie back though, in place of the welsh one. Chris said Aled’s breasts were bigger but they both had chunky legs. Aled said his were footballers thighs but Chris preferred to call them thunder-thighs.
Chris had a photo shoot for Loaded this morning. It was at 8am in Soho. Aled told Chris that the street they made him stand in was one of the big gay streets in London. Chris asked how Aled knew. He said he did notice a couple of adult shops nearby although they weren’t open. Dave said ‘they normally open at 9 don’t they?’. Chris said ‘I don’t know, do they Dave?’. Chris once went in a pub on the street in question with 2 of his gay friends. It was called The Village. Dave asked if they employed The Village People there. This started a debate on what the actual line up of The Village People was. The final decision seemed to be a cowboy, policeman, motorcycle cop, sailor, red Indian and construction worker. Dave surprisingly got quite passionate about the subject.
It was reported in the 3:30 news that Sven is having a few injury problems ahead of the England-Denmark friendly on Sunday. Dave offered to play. Aled said he’d play in goal and would use his thunder-thighs to bounce shots away. Georgina went out drinking * last night and didn’t get home until quarter to one. She couldn’t remember what she had drunk although she did know she didn’t have any woo woos. Chris said she’s invited to the Moyles show ‘Christmas drinks thing’. Mickey and Dominic Bryne from Newsbeat can come as well. Garido can’t. It was Mick Cohen’s birthday today. He’s the MC (no relation) in Chris’s local boozer in Leeds. Chris played Guess Who with Chris and Dave. It took them 5 minutes to get it. Mick of course famously referred to Sophie as ‘Chris’s bird’ when she visited the pub for the first time. The Dreem Teem were next door in Studio 2 and had the volume up so loud it was bleeding through onto the air.
Chris played Radiohead’s new one and said that once it kicks in it’s good. Dave (like the rest of us normal coherent people) recognises that it’s not and is crap.
It was freebies time again today. Chris was sent some undies from a new Marks & Spencer range. They had ‘stud’ written on them and Chris thought they were a bit gay. Chris was also sent the new EastEnders in Detention DVD that features ‘never seen before footage’. It had a picture of all the Slater girls dressed in school uniform on the front. It reminded Chris and Dave of a similar Hollyoaks-Brookside DVD they had been sent ages ago where they were in victorian dress. Now that’d make a nice stocking filler this Christmas. Chris said the only one that looks nice on the DVD cover is Zoe (Michelle Ryan). Chris has met her and said she should come on the show so he could flirt with her. Dave said he was old enough to be her dad. Chris told Dave to shut his face and said that he was only 23. Chris then went off on a tangent into a big EastEnders link. He thinks Kat Slater is putting a bit of podge on. Chris turned back on after missing a few episodes the other night to find that she’s marrying some guy he’s never seen before and not Alfie Moon. Chris said Tamzin Outhwaite’s dad in EastEnders had been in one Star Wars film. Dave said that Pike from Dad’s Army was now a gay bloke in EastEnders, and was currently shacked up with Pauline Fowler. It was a bizarre link. Chris went through his usual What people on Eastenders dont do and things you never see list.
More free stuff. Chris said they should all say what they want and it would probably turn up from eager PR companies. Dave said ‘Sounds genius’. Chris wants some new nose clippers as he broke his last ones by dropping them in the sink. Aled has already got some. It was Chris’s mate Nino’s birthday today. He cheekily sent in an e-mail containing a gift wishlist that he hoped to blag off the show.
NINO’S BIRTHDAY WISHLIST
1. New XDA2 from o2 (new posh phone organiser)
2. A Signed Liverpool Shirt
3. The New Chubby Brown DVD signed by Chubbs himself
4. VIP Tickets To the Honda Legends Tennis Event at The Royal Albert Hall
5. A Signed Andre Agassi Shirt (possibly with the new Nike tennis range, large shirt, medium shorts and size 8 shoes)
Dave thought Nino might have been pushing it with the last 2. There was a response from Gerard Houllier however, albeit it was Chris impersonating him badly. Houllier said he couldn’t sort out the Liverpool signed shirt but he did have a spare signed Chubbs DVD lying around at home. Chris said he wants to get Chubbs on as a guest during his last week on afternoons next month. Dave said it certainly would be their last week if he came on the show. Maybe they should take Mr Vasey up to Inverness and he could be the swearing santa.
Chris got some chocolate sent to him and kept chomping during a link. A fortnight today, Chris will be in the capital of the Highlands, Inverness. It is the youngest city in Scotland. It became a city in 2000. They want to make them kilts. Chris thought his name was Celtic and he should have already a tartan but they didnt. The closest one was McnaMoyle. Chris said that a Moyle is a Jewish man who snips the new born. Chris could wear the Huntley tartan, maybe a name called Huntley would be ill advised.
Chris designed a kilt and told Aled to go and get some Tartan paint. They wanted their waist size.
Chris - Eh no way, only me, my mum and NASA know that, thats classified information.
Aled - Theyve asked for the biggest part of your body.
Chris - Aiiiiiii, check it out ladies, why? Are they going to make a pouch, a tartan willy warmer for me.
Aled - Theyve called it the hip measurement.
Dave - Its your arse though isnt it.
Chris - Its not my arse.
Aled - So if youve a big arse.
Chris - Oi I dont have a big arse, do I have a big arse?
Aled - No.
Chris - Do you want me to remind you what it looks like?
Aled - No, its fine. Theyve asked for the top of your hip to the bottom of your knee cap.
(Dave whispers and checks himself for length)
Aled - Its got to hang in the right place you see.
Chris - Dont you worry, Ive never had any trouble there sonny!
Aled - And theyve asked for height which for us changes on a weekly basis.
Chris - Where do we go to get measured?
Aled - Well I can do it here.
Dave - Your not a qualified kilt measurer
Chris - I dont think so sunshine. your not coming anywhere near me with that thing, youll get a slap
Dave - (imitates John Inman) Im free
Aled - I can do your height though
Chris - If you hold em and ask me to cough, your going through that window, ill do it myself give it here. Why do they need to know how tall we are for a kilt. It only goes up to your waist
Aled - Im coming round, ill help
Chris - No im fine
Aled - Ill hold the bottom
Chris - You will not hold my bottom
Aled - no. THE bottom
Chris - Its about 19 inches
Dave - Its not what you think.
Aled - Waist
Chris - Ahh, do that off the air
--------------------------------------------
Chris - By the way for those of you going just cos your going to Scotland, its so tacky to be wearing kilts. They offered, they said to us, you gotta wear kilts. Im not bothered, Ill wear a kilt
Dave - We wanna, you know, fit in, we dont want to look like tourists
Chris - Exactly right, we got the video camera on the go and the A to Z of Inverness, its like a pamphlet. We dont want to look tacky. Ive ordered a crate of Irn Bru by the way while were there
Dave - (laughing) and the See U Jimmy hats
Chris - Can you imagine that, the fella from the council comes to see us and were gonna och aye da noo.
McNorton Tartan are making the kilts custom made for all the team. It will be a new design. Aled asked if he could wear trousers underneath the kilt. Chris said no. Aled is staying late at work tonight, with the tape measure...
Daves Tedious Link
Beastie Boys No Sleep Til Brooklyn - Brooklyn is a district of New York which according to the song is so good they named it twice - Other people or places to be named twice include Bardon Bardon and Man Utd midfielder Eric Djemba Djemba - Eric Djemba Djemba shares the same christian name as Eric Clapton - Clapton is an area of East London as is Hackney - Hackney Carriages is the official name of black cabs which under some old law are still required to carry a bale of hay at all times in their boot - The plural of boot is Boots which is a good place to buy shower gel - Gel rhymes with bell which is a surname which links brothers Martin and Graham Bell the famous downhill skier - Skiers are big medal winners at the winter Olympics - The next Winter Olympics will be held in Vancouver, Canada - Canada is the country of origin of Avril Lavigne - Avril Lavigne first big hit was Complicated - Complicated is the past tense of the word Complicate just like Regulated is the past tense of the word Regulate - Which links us to Warren G and Nate Dogg with Regulate.
FLAWS
*The next Winter Olympics is actually in Turin, Italy. Vancouver is next in 2010.
