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- Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:33 pm
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1. Christina Aguilera feat Lil' Kim - Can’t Hold Us Down 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Can’t Stop, 3. Kelis - Milkshake, 4. Motorcycle - As The Rush Comes, 5. BUZZ OFF - Kool & The Gang - Celebration, 6. Jamelia - Superstar 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Stereophonics - Movie Star, 8. Outkast - Ms. Jackson, 9. LMC vs U2 - Take Me To The Clouds Above, 10. Sean Paul - Get Busy 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. Kylie Minogue - Can’t Get You Out Of My Head, 12. Franz Ferdinand - Take Me Out, 13. Will Young - Leave Right Now, 14. Supergrass - Pumping On Your Stereo 8:30 NEWSBEAT 15. Pink - God Is A DJ, 16. Evanescence - Bring Me To Life, 17. Lemar - Dance (With U), 18. Boogie Pimps - Somebody To Love, 19. The Verve - Lucky Man (Tedious Link), 20. 50 Cent - If I Can't, 21. The Darkness - Friday Night, 22. Snow Patrol - Run 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Destiny’s Child - Bootylicious, 24. Lostprophets - Last Train Home, 25. Room 5 feat Oliver Cheatham - Make Luv, 26. Jamelia - Thank You
Tonight is the big I’m A Celebrity final down under and the remaining final three are Jennie Bond, Kerry McFadden and somehow STILL there is Peter Andre....Insaniac. This is the first year that Chris has properly watched the series and he said he is now officially addicted. He had a few doubts about the voting system though as he couldn’t understand how Jennie Bond got more votes than Jordan to stay in on Saturday night. Having said that Chris was a bit peed off that Jordan backtracked over the whole her and Andre thing. He said she picked on poor little Peter, leading him up the garden path....only to let him discover there wasn’t anything there. Chris said granted then it wasn’t much of a garden, more like an allotment. Unsurprisingly Chris wants Peter to win tonight, but if not then he wants Kerry to be crowned queen of the jungle (Dave also wants her to win). Chris said she has gone up so much in his estimation over the last few weeks....
Chris - What a star she is....and I’m lovin her language. Foul-mouthed, disgusting, tarty woman...(hitting the vocal) she’s gotta be from Leeds
Chris made a glittering appearance talking about the re-release of Mysterious Girl on Friday Night’s TOTP on BBC1. He was only upstaged by the crane cam that packed up coming off a link, ending up facing a load of cables and engineers on the floor - while Pat Cash was stranded somewhere on the other side. Yesterday certain bookies stopped taking bets on Mysterious Girl hitting top spot when it is re-released on February 23rd...
Chris - I kinda feel a little bit responsible
Dave - What do you mean a little bit responsible? It’s entirely your fault
(Chris laughs)
Chris saw Juliette’s piece on Football Focus on Saturday. It was filmed on Thursday in Stockport, where Steven Gerrard and Jonny Wilkinson were at the launch of Adidas’s new Predator Pulse football boot. Chris said Juliette has three different voices - her normal “ey up duck” one, her radio voice which is quite posh and her TV voice which is even posher. Tomorrow on the show will be the (radio) exclusive of the meeting between Gerrard, Wilkinson and Ferrington. Old Grey Haired Kinder even voiced three ads for it - building up the suspense (the interview should be tomorrow morning after 8am). While Jules was reporting on Derby v Cardiff for 5 Live and Chris was watching the box on Saturday, Dave was round spending quality time at his mums. Therefore he missed the seven goal thriller at Goodison which Everton lost 4-3 to Man U, after coming back from 3-0 down to 3-3. Dave was receiving news via text as he wasn’t near a screen. At 3-2 however, he was so tense he decided he needed to see a Sky set so carted his mum off with him to the nearest pub. Dave dumped his mum in the corner, in his words “pack of ready salted and gin and tonic - she’s laughing”. He then headed for the back of the boozer where sure enough, Gillette Soccer Saturday was on. At 3-3 a shout came from the studio and the graphic flashed up “Everton 4 Man United 3”. Mr Vitty then decided on a bit of unscheduled air punching and jumping (in front of random strangers who hadn’t a clue what he was doing). Unfortunately for him, Sky had ballsed it up and put up the wrong graphic. It was actually still 3-3 and a couple of minutes later Ruud Van Nistelhorse grabbed a winner for Man U. Dave said he had gone through the whole tidal wave of emotions and was completely gutted. If Dave was depressed then Chris reminded him that things could be a lot worse - he could be a Leeds fan. Leeds did well at the weekend actually (well they lost only 2-0). Dave - ”Looking good for you lot isn’t it?
Yesterday Chris and Sophie went down to Brighton for fish and chips, a stroll down the pier and a stroll by the sea. Ah, the romance. Somehow the subject of a pier game involving dolphins came up, where you can win a fluffy teddy. Chris did a funny impression of some guy who used to work there when Chris and Dave visited 5 years ago. Dave said that they went on his 25th birthday but suddenly realised he’s only meant to be 23. On the way back Chris and Sophie got stuck in traffic from Purley Way Croydon all the way to Brixton Academy. They were at a standstill and it took 25 extra minutes to get back than it did going. Even worse, this meant 25 more minutes of Dance Anthems to put up with in the car. Chris said that was the last time he ever tries to drive straight into London, as that was just on a Sunday night. On the way back Chris saw a billboard for a gig Ludacris was doing soon at the Brixton Academy. He was thinking about getting tickets until he drove past the Academy...to find out Ludacris was actually on that night and had already been on stage an hour.
Chris - If you went to the Ludacris gig last night then give me a text, tell me what it was like. 81199. I’m a bit of a Ludacris fan me...
Dave - You bought the album didn’t you?
Chris - Yeah (sniggers) That shows you how big a fan I am
(Dave laughs - News Sting)
Chris decided to soothe everybody into Monday morning with the mellow soulful Buzz Off sounds of...erm, Celebration by Kool & The Gang. Rachel buzzed on 1:13 (Chris said she’s just miserable and ratty cos she’s not been getting any recently), Dave was next on 2:50 (still miserable cos they put the wrong bloody score up), the listeners on 3:08 (miserable cos Chris was playing this at 7:20am on a Monday) and Aled last on 3:28 (he knew all the words). Daves having a few problems as regards Valentines Day on Saturday. He meant to say he was in a quandary but pronounced himself in a “quarry”. Cue lots of laughter from the direction of Rachel and Chris over-using the echo to ask how it was down there. Chris and Dave both agreed that they see Valentines Day as an exploitive commercial thing and they would both like to be pioneers and “Shun commercialism”. In other words they can’t book a hotel or restaurant anywhere. Dave said “his friend” was telling him they were booked up and too expensive. He thought that Valentines Day should be cancelled this year anyway as it’s on a Saturday and clashes with the Cup. Chris asked Rachel if she thought a cup of tea and a daffodil would suffice for Sophie on Sunday. Rachel suggested Chris and Dave cooked for their respective partners/wives. Chris said he didn’t think beans on toast would be good enough on this occasion though. Rachel offered to give them cooking lessons but Chris was liking the sound of buying a takeaway, pouring it into the pans (to make them look authentic and dirty) - and then serving up the delights from the local Indian.
HI THIS IS WES - LIVE FROM NEWCASTLE:
Yesterday was Wes’s first year anniversary on the chart and to celebrate he caught a train up to Newcastle to see his girlfriend. The fact that he is up in the Toon has yet again ruled out the prospect of him meeting up with Chris for a drink this week. Wes got to bed at 12:30 so was understandably less than thrilled with the prospect of a perky Chris on the other end of the line this morning. He was even less so when Moyles had a go at him for being grumpy and threatened to read out his mobile on air. He decided against it as he knew Wes would retaliate on the chart next week. Yesterday on his show Wes was interviewing teen prodigy Joss Stone and asked her which celebrity she was after as a boyfriend. After she mentioned Chris’s name, Wes referred to him as a teletubby. Chris decided to respond by repeatedly playing a clip of Joss saying ‘I love Chris” to Wes. Chris said him and Joss were going ten-pin bowling and then for a happy meal this week, if he wanted to tag along. Wes said he’d pass on that one. LMC are still at number one if you care BTW. At the end of all that Chris played a trail for The Sunday Night line up on BBC3. He didn’t think that Monday morning was the best time to be advertising Sunday night TV, in fact the worst...
Chris - I thought this was a very well scheduled trail cos it is Monday morning. And then they go “The Best Thing To Do About Monday Morning Is Watch Sunday Night TV”?....(shouting)..Well it’s a bit too bloody late now isn’t it!!!
(Sean Paul starts)
BEST BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST 2004:
Just ahead of the new competition Run Your Brits Off, Chris started off Radio 1’s vote for The Best British Breakthrough Artist at this years Brits, which are a week tomorrow. Will Young (thanks to Chris) won last year. This years nominees are as follows -
THE DARKNESS - TEXT “BREAK DARK” TO 80145
DIZZEE RASCAL - TEXT “BREAK DIZZEE” TO 80145
LEMAR - TEXT “BREAK LEMAR” TO 80145
JAMIE CULLUM - TEXT “BREAK JAMIE” TO 80145
BUSTED - TEXT “BREAK BUSTED” TO 80145 (The phrase “break busted” sounds good to me)
You can also vote here at Radio 1 ONLINE - Only 1 vote per web address/phone though.
RUN YOUR BRITS OFF* - DAY 1:
INSIDE THE BRITS VIRTUAL BACKSTAGE SIMULATOR - Natalie a 20 year old Lloyds TSB finance worker from Bicester in Oxfordshire
SCORE - 5
(* For rules of how the competition works see Friday 06 Feb Review)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
ADAM a Car Valetor from Bristol 2
EMMA a Gobby Bint from Leamington Spa 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANN JONES - ALED’S MUM (He forgot a card so did the old “mention on the radio” trick)
Daves Tedious Link
Underworld Born Slippy - If you add the letters “e” and “r” to slippy you get slippery as in Slippery When Wet which was the title of a multi-platinum selling album by Bon Jovi - John Bon Jovi once arrived by helicopter for a Radio 1 Roadshow with Simon Mayo in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is in Dorset and is just along the road from Poole home of the world famous Poole Harbour - Harbour Lights was a short lived drama starring Tina Hobley and Nick Berry - Nick Berry first found fame and fortune as early EastEnders heartthrob Simon Wicks - Wicks are an essential component in the construction of candles - Candles in my experience are universally loved and worshipped by all women - Women make up approximately 50% of the earth’s population - Population is measured using a census - The word “Census” sounds a bit like Senza as in Senza Una Donna which was a big hit for Paul Young and Zucherro - Zucchero I think is the Italian word for sugar - The word sugar is made up of just five letters as are the words house, tapas, Verve, Lucky, Urban and Hymns - and when you think of the words Urban, Hymns, Lucky and Verve you think of The Verve and their album Urban Hymns which features the beautiful Lucky Man - Which links us to The Verve and Lucky Man
Tonight is the big I’m A Celebrity final down under and the remaining final three are Jennie Bond, Kerry McFadden and somehow STILL there is Peter Andre....Insaniac. This is the first year that Chris has properly watched the series and he said he is now officially addicted. He had a few doubts about the voting system though as he couldn’t understand how Jennie Bond got more votes than Jordan to stay in on Saturday night. Having said that Chris was a bit peed off that Jordan backtracked over the whole her and Andre thing. He said she picked on poor little Peter, leading him up the garden path....only to let him discover there wasn’t anything there. Chris said granted then it wasn’t much of a garden, more like an allotment. Unsurprisingly Chris wants Peter to win tonight, but if not then he wants Kerry to be crowned queen of the jungle (Dave also wants her to win). Chris said she has gone up so much in his estimation over the last few weeks....
Chris - What a star she is....and I’m lovin her language. Foul-mouthed, disgusting, tarty woman...(hitting the vocal) she’s gotta be from Leeds
Chris made a glittering appearance talking about the re-release of Mysterious Girl on Friday Night’s TOTP on BBC1. He was only upstaged by the crane cam that packed up coming off a link, ending up facing a load of cables and engineers on the floor - while Pat Cash was stranded somewhere on the other side. Yesterday certain bookies stopped taking bets on Mysterious Girl hitting top spot when it is re-released on February 23rd...
Chris - I kinda feel a little bit responsible
Dave - What do you mean a little bit responsible? It’s entirely your fault
(Chris laughs)
Chris saw Juliette’s piece on Football Focus on Saturday. It was filmed on Thursday in Stockport, where Steven Gerrard and Jonny Wilkinson were at the launch of Adidas’s new Predator Pulse football boot. Chris said Juliette has three different voices - her normal “ey up duck” one, her radio voice which is quite posh and her TV voice which is even posher. Tomorrow on the show will be the (radio) exclusive of the meeting between Gerrard, Wilkinson and Ferrington. Old Grey Haired Kinder even voiced three ads for it - building up the suspense (the interview should be tomorrow morning after 8am). While Jules was reporting on Derby v Cardiff for 5 Live and Chris was watching the box on Saturday, Dave was round spending quality time at his mums. Therefore he missed the seven goal thriller at Goodison which Everton lost 4-3 to Man U, after coming back from 3-0 down to 3-3. Dave was receiving news via text as he wasn’t near a screen. At 3-2 however, he was so tense he decided he needed to see a Sky set so carted his mum off with him to the nearest pub. Dave dumped his mum in the corner, in his words “pack of ready salted and gin and tonic - she’s laughing”. He then headed for the back of the boozer where sure enough, Gillette Soccer Saturday was on. At 3-3 a shout came from the studio and the graphic flashed up “Everton 4 Man United 3”. Mr Vitty then decided on a bit of unscheduled air punching and jumping (in front of random strangers who hadn’t a clue what he was doing). Unfortunately for him, Sky had ballsed it up and put up the wrong graphic. It was actually still 3-3 and a couple of minutes later Ruud Van Nistelhorse grabbed a winner for Man U. Dave said he had gone through the whole tidal wave of emotions and was completely gutted. If Dave was depressed then Chris reminded him that things could be a lot worse - he could be a Leeds fan. Leeds did well at the weekend actually (well they lost only 2-0). Dave - ”Looking good for you lot isn’t it?
Yesterday Chris and Sophie went down to Brighton for fish and chips, a stroll down the pier and a stroll by the sea. Ah, the romance. Somehow the subject of a pier game involving dolphins came up, where you can win a fluffy teddy. Chris did a funny impression of some guy who used to work there when Chris and Dave visited 5 years ago. Dave said that they went on his 25th birthday but suddenly realised he’s only meant to be 23. On the way back Chris and Sophie got stuck in traffic from Purley Way Croydon all the way to Brixton Academy. They were at a standstill and it took 25 extra minutes to get back than it did going. Even worse, this meant 25 more minutes of Dance Anthems to put up with in the car. Chris said that was the last time he ever tries to drive straight into London, as that was just on a Sunday night. On the way back Chris saw a billboard for a gig Ludacris was doing soon at the Brixton Academy. He was thinking about getting tickets until he drove past the Academy...to find out Ludacris was actually on that night and had already been on stage an hour.
Chris - If you went to the Ludacris gig last night then give me a text, tell me what it was like. 81199. I’m a bit of a Ludacris fan me...
Dave - You bought the album didn’t you?
Chris - Yeah (sniggers) That shows you how big a fan I am
(Dave laughs - News Sting)
Chris decided to soothe everybody into Monday morning with the mellow soulful Buzz Off sounds of...erm, Celebration by Kool & The Gang. Rachel buzzed on 1:13 (Chris said she’s just miserable and ratty cos she’s not been getting any recently), Dave was next on 2:50 (still miserable cos they put the wrong bloody score up), the listeners on 3:08 (miserable cos Chris was playing this at 7:20am on a Monday) and Aled last on 3:28 (he knew all the words). Daves having a few problems as regards Valentines Day on Saturday. He meant to say he was in a quandary but pronounced himself in a “quarry”. Cue lots of laughter from the direction of Rachel and Chris over-using the echo to ask how it was down there. Chris and Dave both agreed that they see Valentines Day as an exploitive commercial thing and they would both like to be pioneers and “Shun commercialism”. In other words they can’t book a hotel or restaurant anywhere. Dave said “his friend” was telling him they were booked up and too expensive. He thought that Valentines Day should be cancelled this year anyway as it’s on a Saturday and clashes with the Cup. Chris asked Rachel if she thought a cup of tea and a daffodil would suffice for Sophie on Sunday. Rachel suggested Chris and Dave cooked for their respective partners/wives. Chris said he didn’t think beans on toast would be good enough on this occasion though. Rachel offered to give them cooking lessons but Chris was liking the sound of buying a takeaway, pouring it into the pans (to make them look authentic and dirty) - and then serving up the delights from the local Indian.
HI THIS IS WES - LIVE FROM NEWCASTLE:
Yesterday was Wes’s first year anniversary on the chart and to celebrate he caught a train up to Newcastle to see his girlfriend. The fact that he is up in the Toon has yet again ruled out the prospect of him meeting up with Chris for a drink this week. Wes got to bed at 12:30 so was understandably less than thrilled with the prospect of a perky Chris on the other end of the line this morning. He was even less so when Moyles had a go at him for being grumpy and threatened to read out his mobile on air. He decided against it as he knew Wes would retaliate on the chart next week. Yesterday on his show Wes was interviewing teen prodigy Joss Stone and asked her which celebrity she was after as a boyfriend. After she mentioned Chris’s name, Wes referred to him as a teletubby. Chris decided to respond by repeatedly playing a clip of Joss saying ‘I love Chris” to Wes. Chris said him and Joss were going ten-pin bowling and then for a happy meal this week, if he wanted to tag along. Wes said he’d pass on that one. LMC are still at number one if you care BTW. At the end of all that Chris played a trail for The Sunday Night line up on BBC3. He didn’t think that Monday morning was the best time to be advertising Sunday night TV, in fact the worst...
Chris - I thought this was a very well scheduled trail cos it is Monday morning. And then they go “The Best Thing To Do About Monday Morning Is Watch Sunday Night TV”?....(shouting)..Well it’s a bit too bloody late now isn’t it!!!
(Sean Paul starts)
BEST BRITISH BREAKTHROUGH ARTIST 2004:
Just ahead of the new competition Run Your Brits Off, Chris started off Radio 1’s vote for The Best British Breakthrough Artist at this years Brits, which are a week tomorrow. Will Young (thanks to Chris) won last year. This years nominees are as follows -
THE DARKNESS - TEXT “BREAK DARK” TO 80145
DIZZEE RASCAL - TEXT “BREAK DIZZEE” TO 80145
LEMAR - TEXT “BREAK LEMAR” TO 80145
JAMIE CULLUM - TEXT “BREAK JAMIE” TO 80145
BUSTED - TEXT “BREAK BUSTED” TO 80145 (The phrase “break busted” sounds good to me)
You can also vote here at Radio 1 ONLINE - Only 1 vote per web address/phone though.
RUN YOUR BRITS OFF* - DAY 1:
INSIDE THE BRITS VIRTUAL BACKSTAGE SIMULATOR - Natalie a 20 year old Lloyds TSB finance worker from Bicester in Oxfordshire
SCORE - 5
(* For rules of how the competition works see Friday 06 Feb Review)
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
ADAM a Car Valetor from Bristol 2
EMMA a Gobby Bint from Leamington Spa 0
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ANN JONES - ALED’S MUM (He forgot a card so did the old “mention on the radio” trick)
Daves Tedious Link
Underworld Born Slippy - If you add the letters “e” and “r” to slippy you get slippery as in Slippery When Wet which was the title of a multi-platinum selling album by Bon Jovi - John Bon Jovi once arrived by helicopter for a Radio 1 Roadshow with Simon Mayo in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is in Dorset and is just along the road from Poole home of the world famous Poole Harbour - Harbour Lights was a short lived drama starring Tina Hobley and Nick Berry - Nick Berry first found fame and fortune as early EastEnders heartthrob Simon Wicks - Wicks are an essential component in the construction of candles - Candles in my experience are universally loved and worshipped by all women - Women make up approximately 50% of the earth’s population - Population is measured using a census - The word “Census” sounds a bit like Senza as in Senza Una Donna which was a big hit for Paul Young and Zucherro - Zucchero I think is the Italian word for sugar - The word sugar is made up of just five letters as are the words house, tapas, Verve, Lucky, Urban and Hymns - and when you think of the words Urban, Hymns, Lucky and Verve you think of The Verve and their album Urban Hymns which features the beautiful Lucky Man - Which links us to The Verve and Lucky Man
