[Chris]

Here's a quick round up of stuff that happened with Scott during his two week fill in for Chris on Breakfast...good mornin. Wes covered the Bank Holiday Monday Show by the way (May 3rd). I didn’t hear quite a lot of Scott's shows so if I’ve missed anything out that you feel needs to be put up here then just drop me an e-mail.

- Jordan was his big (pre-recorded) studio guest, on three days in the first week plugging her book.
- Eamon’s alleged ex (my arse) Frankee was also Scott’s guest during week 2.
- Chappers dropped into the studio after 9 each day to play “Fact Hunt” (close), where people googled along at work to try and find out the answer to his exciting question. He also officially appointed Scott as manager of the Radio 1 Soccer Six team for the forthcoming tournament at Reading, only then to sack him a week later for arranging a full celebrity squad that didn’t include himself, Spoony and Colin Murray (the original team members).
- Scott’s team if you’re interested was as follows: Avid Merrion, Gos from Big Brother 4, June Sarping-pong, Neil & Christine Hamilton and Shaun Williamson (Barry from EastEnders).
- Jon Stewart and Jonny Saunders read news and sport (except for Monday 17th when Jack Baine replaced Jon).
- Laura (who works on Scott’s shows) was sent off to a Date In The Dark event in Bristol, which resulted in her copping off with some unnamed celebrity and as a result missing the following morning’s show.
- Scott also turned down the chance to go and see The Beastie Boys play live for Radio 1 in favour of attending his own Eurovision Party on Saturday night. This continued until 10am the following morning, included him dropping his phone down the loo and about three hours of dancing along to Abba’s Greatest Hits on VH1...hello ladies.
- The show also maintained it’s format with the title “The Chris Moyles Show”, remixed versions of Chris’s theme music were Scott’s beds and (best of all) he had his own set of brilliant jingles sung by Chris’s jingle singers...

"Nemone, Dave Pearce and Wes were in the frame,
But they were all too busy, and all get paid the same,
Scott's a lot cheaper, just fifty quid a day,
And were you aware that's he actually...(pause)...very talented,
The Chris Moyles Show, with Scott Mills because Chris is on holiday, National Radio One"

"Chris is on vacation, he's been replaced by Scott,
You'll know his name already cos he fills every slot,
Don't try those other stations, you'll know you'll just get bored,
If Chris Moyles is the saviour then Scott Mills is the lord,
The Chris Moyles Show...with Scott Mills because Chris is on holiday, National Radio One"

"His name is Scott Mills and he hosts Reverse-a-Word,
He's not like Chris Moyles, now that would be absurd,
When he's on the telly, he looks really orange,
And now this song's messed up cos nothing rhymes with orange,
The Chris Moyles Show...with Scott Mills because Chris is on holiday, National Radio One"

"He looks like Gary Lucy, the bloke in Footballers Wives,
He knows nothing about football, but likes the players thighs,
Chris is on holidays, he's somewhere hot and sunny,
Don't worry though cos Scott's here and he's just about as funny,
The Chris Moyles Show...with Scott Mills because Chris is on holiday, National Radio One"

DON’T FORGET: Moyles (and my reviews) are both back tomorrow. Check back here around 9pm tomorrow night for Tuesday’s show review in full.