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- Tue Aug 24, 2004 10:46 am
#241996
1. Lostprophets - Last Summer 7:00 NEWSBEAT 2. Sugababes - Hole In The Head, 3. 3 Of A Kind - Baby Cakes, 4. The Libertines - Can't Stand Me Now, 5. BUZZ OFF - Paul Weller - The Changingman, 6. 50 Cent - In Da Club 7:30 NEWSBEAT 7. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words, 8. Feeder - Forget About Tomorrow, 9. Fatboy Slim - Slash Dot Dash, 10. Jamelia - See It In A Boy's Eyes 8:00 NEWSBEAT 11. CHRIS MOYLES PARODY - Dom Estelle - 1970, 12. The Cardigans - My Favourite Game, 13. Jo Jo - Leave (Get Out), 14. Outkast - Roses, 15. McFly - That Girl 8:30 NEWSBEAT 16. Franz Ferdinand - Michael, 17. Dido - White Flag, 18. Ash - Girl From Mars (Live from One Big Weekend In Derry - 25/04/04), 19. The Black Eyed Peas - Shut Up, 20. Soul II Soul feat Caron Wheeler - Back To Life (However Do You Want Me) (Tedious Link), 21. The Thrills - Whatever Happened To Corey Haim, 22. Ultrabeat - Better Than Life 9:30 NEWSBEAT 23. Keane - Bedshaped, 24. Maroon 5 - She Will Be Loved, 25. ODB feat Kelis - Got Your Money, 26. Pink - Last To Know
Aloha. Chris kicked off proceedings at 6:55 today without any chat - just a spoof UK Bilge “Baddiels on Wheels” ad, a couple of nice audio images (i.e jingles) and a Paul Turner dry drop up to the Lostprophets vocals. Harmless enough you would think. But oh no, the early morning grumps on the text were complaining already. They were saying that that bit was obviously pre recorded and Chris had turned up late. He said no he hadn’t, he was just doing his job...
Chris - I used to be a DJ y’know
The text moaners kind of got Chris wound up straight away and he promised to begin again properly after seven o’clock, saying that he only gets paid from then so never really puts his heart and soul into that first five minutes anyway. So after that slightly limp start he was looking for a flame throwing, hot rocking belter of a tune to kick off the show with after news and sport. Instead though he had been given Hole In My Head by the Sugababes. Not actually a bad record but in the context of power openers it’s hardly top of the shop. Chris therefore wanted to take a bit of an alternative start via his home CD Collection - in other words just another excuse for him to play one of his favourite songs. We had brief snippets of 1995 hits by Edwyn Collins, Del Amitri, Tina Turner and Meatloaf (hmm ignore the last two) - with Chris doing his cheesy “pop a doodle do” 1FM voiceovers all over them. Next up on his CD was Paul Weller and The Changingman - a top top tune. Chris therefore left the decision entirely up to Rachel - should he kick off the show with the Sugababes or Paul Weller? It wasn’t the answer we were looking for I’m afraid, as Rach said she’d love to hear the Sugababes (it keeps the pinheads upstairs happy y’see). Then though, just to compound out misery, the Sugababes song was followed by 3 Of A Kind and Baby Cakes:
Chris - I tell you what, if I had a problem with the Sugababes record at the start of the show...I never knew that this bilge was coming next!!
(Dave laughs)
Thankfully we did get to hear The Changingman in full though, albeit when picked as today’s Buzz Off track @ 7:20 (it reached number 7 in May 1995). Rach was first to buzz in on 4 seconds, Dave next on 2 mins 30 and Aled last on 3:16. The listeners correctly voted 78% Buzz On.
Although the early bird texters had peed him off by saying he had turned up late for the show, Chris said there was actually a bit of truth in what they were saying. He wasn’t actually late for the show itself, but did sleep in and arrive for work two hours later than Rach and Aled this morning. They were both fairly forgiving, but his cab driver most certainly wasn’t. He’d been waiting over an hour for Moyles outside his flat, so therefore refused to turn the car radio over from Radio 4 to Radio 1 when asked. Rach said he wasn’t the only one with a mardy cab driver today though - hers charged her waiting time so she’s gone and reported him.
Chris - You’re such a bitch!!
Rach protested her innocence and said the fella was waiting down the road where she couldn’t see him, but didn’t ring her to let her know he was there (he can’t ring her bell y’see as it wakes her flat mate up). Chris said forget canal cleaning and picking up dirt, he feels most sorry for the miserable people who have to drive Rachel into work in the morning - as that truly is the worst job in the world. Aled said he always avoids Rach first thing, although she usually just puts her headphones on and goes straight to her computer anyway. Chris started laughing but Rach said he couldn’t talk, he’s just as bad in the mornings too. He said he’d admit he is moody, but nowhere near as bad as her...
Dave (interrupting) - Well it’s a good job I’m a happy camper in the morning when I get in..
(Collective “Ohh” and “Whoaa”!!” goes up in the studio)
Rach said it’s so funny watching Dave walk into the office every morning, as he puts his stuff down at his desk and then goes round to virtually every single speaker in the room and turns each of them down (when her and Aled are trying to listen as well). Aled said Dave always grunts after each one too, and did an impression of him that Chris found hilarious. The team generally agreed that waking up at 4:30 each day just isn’t natural, adding that it winds them up to see Will Kinder waltzing into the office at 10 o'clock whistling to himself. The stupid grey haired old man. While sensible Dave, Aled and Rach usually crash out each night at about 9 or 10, Chris said he’s still going to bed around midnight - which would explain his increasingly frequent lie ins each morning. Aled warned him of burn out but Chris said he can’t go to bed any earlier, he just can’t.
MORE TEXT TROUBLE AND THE TEAM TALK READING AND LEEDS:>>>>
Slightly agitated by all this “oh we’ve got it tough” talk, one texter went on the attack:
“TEXT - How would you all cope if you had to do a real job, doing 12-14 hours a day for £5.10 an hour? Tell Al to stop moaning”
This was directed at Aled, as the Welsh one was moaning that cos of his early bedtime, he finds it hard to go to see a film in the evening without falling asleep (more movie chat below btw). For once Chris said he was gonna stick up for Aled, as to be fair he works the hardest out of them all - for the least amount of money. His working day is usually 4:45am - 3pm (that’s a whopping 10hrs 15 mins), he has to put up with grumpy Rachel and Chris ripping the pee out of him all morning - plus his woo woos don’t come cheap either y’know. To summarise, Chris said you’d be hard pushed to find somebody anywhere who works the same hours as Aled for less money.
Aled - Oh that’s really nice Chris. Do you want a hug?
Chris - No, shut your face and make me a cup of tea. Come anywhere near me and I’ll kick you in the face!!
(all laugh)
After reading all the stories on the text of people’s various early starts, Chris said there really are some bizarre and twisted jobs out there. For example one person gets up at 2:30am each day just to clean fields, and another looks after old people all day - old people who smell of urine and can’t remember their own names.
Chris - But you should have seen where he worked...it was Radio 2
(Jules and Dave laugh)
With the big Leeds trip now on the horizon, Chris and Dave chatted more about the forthcoming weekend. It turns out Dave is only attending the Sunday of the festival, as on Friday (after the show) he’s driving over to Liverpool...and then on Saturday he’s going to the Everton - West Brom game at Goodison. Chris said he on the other hand is going for the whole weekend, as he likes to support all of Radio 1’s Live Events. Brown noser. The winner of VIP tickets to Reading today was window tinter Dan Wright from Beaconsfield. He was the cue to call winner after Chris played the superb live Derry OBW version of Girl From Mars by Ash, who will be performing at Reading on Friday and Leeds on Saturday. Girl From Mars is also incidentally the best Ash song in my opinion, just pipping Shining Light.
MOYLES @ THE MOVIES AND DOM ESTELLE’S 1970:
Chris is thinking about going to see a movie tonight, but he doesn’t know which one. To help him make up his mind, he ran through all the ones currently showing, this during half time. Here we go then (with mainly my verdict rather than Chris’s):
*13 Going On 30 - Ultimate girl film (my sister likes it) but on the plus side Jennifer Garner’s in it
*Cinderella Story - Sounds crap, but Hilary Duff’s in it
*Catwoman - Meant to be awful, but Halle Berry's in it (in leather)
*King Arthur - Meant to be poor, but Keira Knightley’s in it (notice a pattern emerging here?)
*Dodgeball - Moyles has seen it already
*iRobot - Ditto
*Thunderbirds - Chris wants to go see it, James King slated it...Mark Kermode didn’t
*Garfield - James King called it “the best film ever...if you’re under 8”
*Shrek 2 - I dunno as (like Chris) I haven’t seen Shrek 1
*Spiderman 2 - Excellent (incidentally the only one I’ve seen out of all these)
*The Village - Meant to be disappointing but scary
*The Bourne Supremacy - Meant to be really good and has Julia Stiles in it too. I kind of need to watch the first one first though, taped it t’other day off of Sky Movies
The whole film thing kind of came from Chris discussing what he was watching on TV last night. He saw Catch Me If You Can (good film) on Sky Movies, as well as noticing that Harry Potter 2 was on...just days after he bought it on DVD. Other stuff he saw included EastEnders (rubbish) and some film on Channel 5 with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence in (Nothing To Lose - rubbish). Dave watched the Gymnastics on Olympic Grandstand as his new flat can only get BBC1 @ the mo - both his TV and remote control are knackered. His Sky is due in shortly too. This aggravated Aled who’s been waiting to get his for 3 weeks already - and has been told it’ll be another 3 weeks before it can be installed. He’s not a happy bunny about it and had a blazing row with the Sky people, this over the phone in the Live Lounge the other day. Rach walked past and said she’d never heard Aled get that angry over the phone before. He needs his E4 Sex In The City fix, that’s what it is. Chris had a bit of a treat for Dom this morning - as unbeknownst to old slaphead, he’d made him the subject of his newest parody. It’s of 1980 by Estelle, and called 1970 - by Dom Estelle. Very funny, and sung in a “yo yo word to your mother” stylee. I’ve transcribed the full song lyrics and mailed them over to Harris, who’ll add them on the lyrics pages soon. For the time being though, you’ll have to enjoy this snippet of the chorus:
”1970 the year that god made Dom, 82 when he read the news,
By 96 he could pick up sticks, so listen up to the story of Dom,
1970 the year that god made Dom, 82 when he read the news,
By 96 he could pick up sticks, so listen up here’s the story of Dom..”
Dom said he was genuinely touched...despite the numerous flaws. For example:
*Rather crucially, he wasn’t born in 1970
*He doesn’t have Caravan or a Cortina
*Although to be fair, he did pick up sticks back in 96
(Dom Estelle)
JULIETTE’S BREASTS:>>>>
(Larger Version can be found here)
When Chris eventually got in this morning, Rachel showed him Juliette’s Online Olympic diary and pics - which he more or less branded borderline porn. He is of course referring to the above and below pics in this mini segment, where Juliette is shown in her Union Jack bikini top with gold medal winning sailor Ben Ainslie. Chris said at first he didn’t think it was a bikini top, just one of those fake novelty aprons with a bikini and big fake boobs on it.
Chris - Are your breasts real?
Jules - Of course they’re real. I grew them myself..
Chris - Right OK
(him, Dave and Rach laugh)
Homegrown breasts courtesy of Juliette Ferrington. Chris said no doubt thousands of men would now be logging on before work just to see them, telling the wife that they were checking their e-mails or summat. And as if by magic, a text came in from someone called Dave - “Oh my god, just seen Jules’s breasts on the Internet. Any more photos? The girlfriend thinks I’m checking my bank balance, love Dave”. Funny but quite surprising, as I don’t think they’re particularly great. A bit saggy actually, although to be fair we don’t actually know how old Juliette is. The only other piece of Jules news today (she’s still live in Athens if you don’t know), is the fact that she mysteriously vanished at 7:30, meaning Dominic had to read the Sport instead. Rach said Jules was probably sunbathing or summat. Chris said that was a bit harsh, he was sure it was just a technical difficulty. Obviously it was and she was back on at 8.
Her Week 2 Olympic Diary - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... iary.shtml
Her Week 2 Olympic Pics - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... k2/1.shtml
(Larger Version can be found here)
CHRIS MEETS WILL FROM COLDPLAY - OR DOES HE?:>>>>
(Left To Right: Chris, Will, Jon and Guy...now read below)
Well we’re accustomed by now to a fair amount of Chris Moyles embarrassing stories - so here’s another one to add to the list. It’s from Sunday when Chris was drinking backstage at the V Festival in Chelmsford. I must add at this point, he wasn’t drinking in the Virgin Radio tent like Rachel (who’s on detox till Friday btw), but in the generic hospitality bit. Also in there on a table of 8 or 9, was one of the fellas from Coldplay. Not Chris Martin, but recognised by Sophie nevertheless. Chris got chatting to a random bloke who told him it was Will from the band - busy celebrating his engagement. Just as the folks on that table were getting up to leave, Chris therefore decided to shout out “Hey Will, good luck with the wedding!!”...only for the bloke to turn around and reply “I’m not Will”. I know - uh oh. Cringeworthy stuff. Dave said he remembered Chris doing something similar in the hotel bar at V98, where he didn’t realise one of the random drunk guys necking tequila was in fact the lead singer of The Seahorses...a band he’d introduced about 2 hours earlier on the main stage. Nice. Plus of course there is the famous Tom from Keane mix up story told on the breakfast show many times already this year. Rach started laughing just at the mention of it. Chris said sometimes yes he can know a band without knowing who’s in it - Coldplay being the perfect example. He’s even seen them live in concert several times before. Shocking. Not quite as shocking though as the fact that Chris got more or less the whole story wrong. Must have been trolleyed by that point on Sunday then. Sophie texted in to clarify what actually happened: the guy getting married was called Guy, but he wasn’t there. Chris mistakenly thought he was and called out “Hey Guy, good luck with the wedding!!”...only for the bloke to turn around and say he wasn’t Guy, he was Will. Hmm, no less cringeworthy second time around either. I think the main point of the story though is that Chris can now more or less wave goodbye to his access all areas VIP backstage passes on the next Coldplay tour.
Chris plugged Jo Whiley’s show today - which features the Sugababes playing live at Maida Vale. Chris said perhaps Rach should have told him about this before he had started slagging them off earlier. She said she didn’t have much of a chance...and you can see her point. Moyles said there was no point plugging Jo’s show anyway though, as nearly everyone listening turns over to their local tinpot at that point for the top 10 @ 10. Aled said no they don’t (erm yes they do). Moyles said either that or they tune back in at 10 after going over to Heart for The Time Tunnel with Pat Sharp at 9. Well don’t forget it is a whole lotta fun with prizes to be won. Use your body and your brain, if you wanna play the game. *cough*. Other highlights on today’s show included Dom getting a full Wagon Wheel into his mouth (wait...it gets better), him revealing his new kung fu based Radio 2 comedy character "Ken Bruce Lee" (pure genius) - and the long overdue return to the airwaves for a few of Chris’s classic afternoon show drops/jingles. These included the Bert Kwouk “Grouching hippo, hidden talent” one and the “boobs is what they want” line, which must be a good 3 or 4 years old now. Also on the show today were a couple of *. Now I know what you’re thinking - “Well Chris and Dave are on the show every day”. However I’m actually referring to the sound effects of a couple of *, played in during a couple of Aled’s segways today. *Insert own punchline here*
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
DAVE a lorry driver from Holyhead in North Wales 2
JOHN another lorry driver from Sheffield 1
Daves Tedious Link
The Verve Bitter Sweet Symphony - The strings from Bitter Sweet Symphony were actually lifted from the Rolling Stones track “The Last Time”, which got to number one in 1965 - 1965 was the year that John Leslie was born in Edinburgh - Edinburgh is famous for it’s tattoo - Tattoo was the name of the legendary white suited dwarf in Fantasy Island - Fantasy Island starred Ricardo Montalban who also played Vincent Ludwig in Naked Gun, where he starred alongside Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley - Priscilla Presley shares the same surname as the late Elvis Presley, to whom she was married prior to his untimely death in 1977 - 1977 was the title of an album by Ash - If you add a G to the front of Ash you get “gash”, which is what you might do to your leg if you fell off a motorcycle - Motorcycle Emptiness was a 1992 hit for the Manic Street Preachers - The Manic Street Preachers are from Blackwood - Blackwood first name Richard used to present Top Of The Pops - Top Of The Pops has played host to the biggest names in popular music in this country for the last 40 or so years, with everybody from Shampoo to Soul II Soul - and when you think of Soul II Soul and the great records that they made back in the day, you think of Back To Life by Soul II Soul - Which links us predictably to Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler and Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (thanks to Jono)
- Rachel's going to the gym today and Dave's helping his mum move house
- Dom will be phoning his mum who had her car broken into last night
- Aled is trying to find a dodgy bloke to fix up his satellite (aiii)
- Chris is training with his new erm, trainer...who straight afterwards is going to meet another Radio One DJ - find out who it is tomorrow. I bet Vernon or Colin Murray.
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Aloha. Chris kicked off proceedings at 6:55 today without any chat - just a spoof UK Bilge “Baddiels on Wheels” ad, a couple of nice audio images (i.e jingles) and a Paul Turner dry drop up to the Lostprophets vocals. Harmless enough you would think. But oh no, the early morning grumps on the text were complaining already. They were saying that that bit was obviously pre recorded and Chris had turned up late. He said no he hadn’t, he was just doing his job...
Chris - I used to be a DJ y’know
The text moaners kind of got Chris wound up straight away and he promised to begin again properly after seven o’clock, saying that he only gets paid from then so never really puts his heart and soul into that first five minutes anyway. So after that slightly limp start he was looking for a flame throwing, hot rocking belter of a tune to kick off the show with after news and sport. Instead though he had been given Hole In My Head by the Sugababes. Not actually a bad record but in the context of power openers it’s hardly top of the shop. Chris therefore wanted to take a bit of an alternative start via his home CD Collection - in other words just another excuse for him to play one of his favourite songs. We had brief snippets of 1995 hits by Edwyn Collins, Del Amitri, Tina Turner and Meatloaf (hmm ignore the last two) - with Chris doing his cheesy “pop a doodle do” 1FM voiceovers all over them. Next up on his CD was Paul Weller and The Changingman - a top top tune. Chris therefore left the decision entirely up to Rachel - should he kick off the show with the Sugababes or Paul Weller? It wasn’t the answer we were looking for I’m afraid, as Rach said she’d love to hear the Sugababes (it keeps the pinheads upstairs happy y’see). Then though, just to compound out misery, the Sugababes song was followed by 3 Of A Kind and Baby Cakes:
Chris - I tell you what, if I had a problem with the Sugababes record at the start of the show...I never knew that this bilge was coming next!!
(Dave laughs)
Thankfully we did get to hear The Changingman in full though, albeit when picked as today’s Buzz Off track @ 7:20 (it reached number 7 in May 1995). Rach was first to buzz in on 4 seconds, Dave next on 2 mins 30 and Aled last on 3:16. The listeners correctly voted 78% Buzz On.
Although the early bird texters had peed him off by saying he had turned up late for the show, Chris said there was actually a bit of truth in what they were saying. He wasn’t actually late for the show itself, but did sleep in and arrive for work two hours later than Rach and Aled this morning. They were both fairly forgiving, but his cab driver most certainly wasn’t. He’d been waiting over an hour for Moyles outside his flat, so therefore refused to turn the car radio over from Radio 4 to Radio 1 when asked. Rach said he wasn’t the only one with a mardy cab driver today though - hers charged her waiting time so she’s gone and reported him.
Chris - You’re such a bitch!!
Rach protested her innocence and said the fella was waiting down the road where she couldn’t see him, but didn’t ring her to let her know he was there (he can’t ring her bell y’see as it wakes her flat mate up). Chris said forget canal cleaning and picking up dirt, he feels most sorry for the miserable people who have to drive Rachel into work in the morning - as that truly is the worst job in the world. Aled said he always avoids Rach first thing, although she usually just puts her headphones on and goes straight to her computer anyway. Chris started laughing but Rach said he couldn’t talk, he’s just as bad in the mornings too. He said he’d admit he is moody, but nowhere near as bad as her...
Dave (interrupting) - Well it’s a good job I’m a happy camper in the morning when I get in..
(Collective “Ohh” and “Whoaa”!!” goes up in the studio)
Rach said it’s so funny watching Dave walk into the office every morning, as he puts his stuff down at his desk and then goes round to virtually every single speaker in the room and turns each of them down (when her and Aled are trying to listen as well). Aled said Dave always grunts after each one too, and did an impression of him that Chris found hilarious. The team generally agreed that waking up at 4:30 each day just isn’t natural, adding that it winds them up to see Will Kinder waltzing into the office at 10 o'clock whistling to himself. The stupid grey haired old man. While sensible Dave, Aled and Rach usually crash out each night at about 9 or 10, Chris said he’s still going to bed around midnight - which would explain his increasingly frequent lie ins each morning. Aled warned him of burn out but Chris said he can’t go to bed any earlier, he just can’t.
MORE TEXT TROUBLE AND THE TEAM TALK READING AND LEEDS:>>>>
Slightly agitated by all this “oh we’ve got it tough” talk, one texter went on the attack:
“TEXT - How would you all cope if you had to do a real job, doing 12-14 hours a day for £5.10 an hour? Tell Al to stop moaning”
This was directed at Aled, as the Welsh one was moaning that cos of his early bedtime, he finds it hard to go to see a film in the evening without falling asleep (more movie chat below btw). For once Chris said he was gonna stick up for Aled, as to be fair he works the hardest out of them all - for the least amount of money. His working day is usually 4:45am - 3pm (that’s a whopping 10hrs 15 mins), he has to put up with grumpy Rachel and Chris ripping the pee out of him all morning - plus his woo woos don’t come cheap either y’know. To summarise, Chris said you’d be hard pushed to find somebody anywhere who works the same hours as Aled for less money.
Aled - Oh that’s really nice Chris. Do you want a hug?
Chris - No, shut your face and make me a cup of tea. Come anywhere near me and I’ll kick you in the face!!
(all laugh)
After reading all the stories on the text of people’s various early starts, Chris said there really are some bizarre and twisted jobs out there. For example one person gets up at 2:30am each day just to clean fields, and another looks after old people all day - old people who smell of urine and can’t remember their own names.
Chris - But you should have seen where he worked...it was Radio 2
(Jules and Dave laugh)
With the big Leeds trip now on the horizon, Chris and Dave chatted more about the forthcoming weekend. It turns out Dave is only attending the Sunday of the festival, as on Friday (after the show) he’s driving over to Liverpool...and then on Saturday he’s going to the Everton - West Brom game at Goodison. Chris said he on the other hand is going for the whole weekend, as he likes to support all of Radio 1’s Live Events. Brown noser. The winner of VIP tickets to Reading today was window tinter Dan Wright from Beaconsfield. He was the cue to call winner after Chris played the superb live Derry OBW version of Girl From Mars by Ash, who will be performing at Reading on Friday and Leeds on Saturday. Girl From Mars is also incidentally the best Ash song in my opinion, just pipping Shining Light.
MOYLES @ THE MOVIES AND DOM ESTELLE’S 1970:
Chris is thinking about going to see a movie tonight, but he doesn’t know which one. To help him make up his mind, he ran through all the ones currently showing, this during half time. Here we go then (with mainly my verdict rather than Chris’s):
*13 Going On 30 - Ultimate girl film (my sister likes it) but on the plus side Jennifer Garner’s in it
*Cinderella Story - Sounds crap, but Hilary Duff’s in it
*Catwoman - Meant to be awful, but Halle Berry's in it (in leather)
*King Arthur - Meant to be poor, but Keira Knightley’s in it (notice a pattern emerging here?)
*Dodgeball - Moyles has seen it already
*iRobot - Ditto
*Thunderbirds - Chris wants to go see it, James King slated it...Mark Kermode didn’t
*Garfield - James King called it “the best film ever...if you’re under 8”
*Shrek 2 - I dunno as (like Chris) I haven’t seen Shrek 1
*Spiderman 2 - Excellent (incidentally the only one I’ve seen out of all these)
*The Village - Meant to be disappointing but scary
*The Bourne Supremacy - Meant to be really good and has Julia Stiles in it too. I kind of need to watch the first one first though, taped it t’other day off of Sky Movies
The whole film thing kind of came from Chris discussing what he was watching on TV last night. He saw Catch Me If You Can (good film) on Sky Movies, as well as noticing that Harry Potter 2 was on...just days after he bought it on DVD. Other stuff he saw included EastEnders (rubbish) and some film on Channel 5 with Tim Robbins and Martin Lawrence in (Nothing To Lose - rubbish). Dave watched the Gymnastics on Olympic Grandstand as his new flat can only get BBC1 @ the mo - both his TV and remote control are knackered. His Sky is due in shortly too. This aggravated Aled who’s been waiting to get his for 3 weeks already - and has been told it’ll be another 3 weeks before it can be installed. He’s not a happy bunny about it and had a blazing row with the Sky people, this over the phone in the Live Lounge the other day. Rach walked past and said she’d never heard Aled get that angry over the phone before. He needs his E4 Sex In The City fix, that’s what it is. Chris had a bit of a treat for Dom this morning - as unbeknownst to old slaphead, he’d made him the subject of his newest parody. It’s of 1980 by Estelle, and called 1970 - by Dom Estelle. Very funny, and sung in a “yo yo word to your mother” stylee. I’ve transcribed the full song lyrics and mailed them over to Harris, who’ll add them on the lyrics pages soon. For the time being though, you’ll have to enjoy this snippet of the chorus:
”1970 the year that god made Dom, 82 when he read the news,
By 96 he could pick up sticks, so listen up to the story of Dom,
1970 the year that god made Dom, 82 when he read the news,
By 96 he could pick up sticks, so listen up here’s the story of Dom..”
Dom said he was genuinely touched...despite the numerous flaws. For example:
*Rather crucially, he wasn’t born in 1970
*He doesn’t have Caravan or a Cortina
*Although to be fair, he did pick up sticks back in 96
(Dom Estelle)
JULIETTE’S BREASTS:>>>>
(Larger Version can be found here)
When Chris eventually got in this morning, Rachel showed him Juliette’s Online Olympic diary and pics - which he more or less branded borderline porn. He is of course referring to the above and below pics in this mini segment, where Juliette is shown in her Union Jack bikini top with gold medal winning sailor Ben Ainslie. Chris said at first he didn’t think it was a bikini top, just one of those fake novelty aprons with a bikini and big fake boobs on it.
Chris - Are your breasts real?
Jules - Of course they’re real. I grew them myself..
Chris - Right OK
(him, Dave and Rach laugh)
Homegrown breasts courtesy of Juliette Ferrington. Chris said no doubt thousands of men would now be logging on before work just to see them, telling the wife that they were checking their e-mails or summat. And as if by magic, a text came in from someone called Dave - “Oh my god, just seen Jules’s breasts on the Internet. Any more photos? The girlfriend thinks I’m checking my bank balance, love Dave”. Funny but quite surprising, as I don’t think they’re particularly great. A bit saggy actually, although to be fair we don’t actually know how old Juliette is. The only other piece of Jules news today (she’s still live in Athens if you don’t know), is the fact that she mysteriously vanished at 7:30, meaning Dominic had to read the Sport instead. Rach said Jules was probably sunbathing or summat. Chris said that was a bit harsh, he was sure it was just a technical difficulty. Obviously it was and she was back on at 8.
Her Week 2 Olympic Diary - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... iary.shtml
Her Week 2 Olympic Pics - http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chrismoyles ... k2/1.shtml
(Larger Version can be found here)
CHRIS MEETS WILL FROM COLDPLAY - OR DOES HE?:>>>>
(Left To Right: Chris, Will, Jon and Guy...now read below)
Well we’re accustomed by now to a fair amount of Chris Moyles embarrassing stories - so here’s another one to add to the list. It’s from Sunday when Chris was drinking backstage at the V Festival in Chelmsford. I must add at this point, he wasn’t drinking in the Virgin Radio tent like Rachel (who’s on detox till Friday btw), but in the generic hospitality bit. Also in there on a table of 8 or 9, was one of the fellas from Coldplay. Not Chris Martin, but recognised by Sophie nevertheless. Chris got chatting to a random bloke who told him it was Will from the band - busy celebrating his engagement. Just as the folks on that table were getting up to leave, Chris therefore decided to shout out “Hey Will, good luck with the wedding!!”...only for the bloke to turn around and reply “I’m not Will”. I know - uh oh. Cringeworthy stuff. Dave said he remembered Chris doing something similar in the hotel bar at V98, where he didn’t realise one of the random drunk guys necking tequila was in fact the lead singer of The Seahorses...a band he’d introduced about 2 hours earlier on the main stage. Nice. Plus of course there is the famous Tom from Keane mix up story told on the breakfast show many times already this year. Rach started laughing just at the mention of it. Chris said sometimes yes he can know a band without knowing who’s in it - Coldplay being the perfect example. He’s even seen them live in concert several times before. Shocking. Not quite as shocking though as the fact that Chris got more or less the whole story wrong. Must have been trolleyed by that point on Sunday then. Sophie texted in to clarify what actually happened: the guy getting married was called Guy, but he wasn’t there. Chris mistakenly thought he was and called out “Hey Guy, good luck with the wedding!!”...only for the bloke to turn around and say he wasn’t Guy, he was Will. Hmm, no less cringeworthy second time around either. I think the main point of the story though is that Chris can now more or less wave goodbye to his access all areas VIP backstage passes on the next Coldplay tour.
Chris plugged Jo Whiley’s show today - which features the Sugababes playing live at Maida Vale. Chris said perhaps Rach should have told him about this before he had started slagging them off earlier. She said she didn’t have much of a chance...and you can see her point. Moyles said there was no point plugging Jo’s show anyway though, as nearly everyone listening turns over to their local tinpot at that point for the top 10 @ 10. Aled said no they don’t (erm yes they do). Moyles said either that or they tune back in at 10 after going over to Heart for The Time Tunnel with Pat Sharp at 9. Well don’t forget it is a whole lotta fun with prizes to be won. Use your body and your brain, if you wanna play the game. *cough*. Other highlights on today’s show included Dom getting a full Wagon Wheel into his mouth (wait...it gets better), him revealing his new kung fu based Radio 2 comedy character "Ken Bruce Lee" (pure genius) - and the long overdue return to the airwaves for a few of Chris’s classic afternoon show drops/jingles. These included the Bert Kwouk “Grouching hippo, hidden talent” one and the “boobs is what they want” line, which must be a good 3 or 4 years old now. Also on the show today were a couple of *. Now I know what you’re thinking - “Well Chris and Dave are on the show every day”. However I’m actually referring to the sound effects of a couple of *, played in during a couple of Aled’s segways today. *Insert own punchline here*
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
DAVE a lorry driver from Holyhead in North Wales 2
JOHN another lorry driver from Sheffield 1
Daves Tedious Link
The Verve Bitter Sweet Symphony - The strings from Bitter Sweet Symphony were actually lifted from the Rolling Stones track “The Last Time”, which got to number one in 1965 - 1965 was the year that John Leslie was born in Edinburgh - Edinburgh is famous for it’s tattoo - Tattoo was the name of the legendary white suited dwarf in Fantasy Island - Fantasy Island starred Ricardo Montalban who also played Vincent Ludwig in Naked Gun, where he starred alongside Leslie Nielsen and Priscilla Presley - Priscilla Presley shares the same surname as the late Elvis Presley, to whom she was married prior to his untimely death in 1977 - 1977 was the title of an album by Ash - If you add a G to the front of Ash you get “gash”, which is what you might do to your leg if you fell off a motorcycle - Motorcycle Emptiness was a 1992 hit for the Manic Street Preachers - The Manic Street Preachers are from Blackwood - Blackwood first name Richard used to present Top Of The Pops - Top Of The Pops has played host to the biggest names in popular music in this country for the last 40 or so years, with everybody from Shampoo to Soul II Soul - and when you think of Soul II Soul and the great records that they made back in the day, you think of Back To Life by Soul II Soul - Which links us predictably to Soul II Soul featuring Caron Wheeler and Back To Life (However Do You Want Me)
MINI MOYLES UPDATE:>>> (thanks to Jono)
- Rachel's going to the gym today and Dave's helping his mum move house
- Dom will be phoning his mum who had her car broken into last night
- Aled is trying to find a dodgy bloke to fix up his satellite (aiii)
- Chris is training with his new erm, trainer...who straight afterwards is going to meet another Radio One DJ - find out who it is tomorrow. I bet Vernon or Colin Murray.
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