[Chris]

TRACKLISTING:
Maroon 5- This Love – NEWSBEAT 7AM – 2. Outkast – Hey Ya! 3. Michael Gray- The Weekend 4. Eyes On You- Jay Sean 5 BUZZ OFF: ADDICTED TO LOVE, ROBERT PALMER NEWSBEAT 7:30AM 6. BUZZ OFF PART 2 7. Eminem – Just Lose It 8. Eric Prydz- Call On Me 9. Free- Estelle 8AM NEWSBEAT 10. Scissor Sister’s- Comfortably Numb 11. Daniel Beddingfield – Nothing Hurts Like Love 12. Franz Ferdinand- This Fire 8:30AM NEWSBEAT 13. U2- Vertigo 14. R. Kelly- Ignition (remix) 15. TEDIOUS LINK: “Local Boy In The Photograph” – Stereophonics. 16. Britney Spears – My Prerogative 17. Kings of Leon – The Bucket 18. Kelis feat Andre 3000 – Millionaire 9:30 AM NEWSBEAT 19. Snow Patrol – How To Be Dead 20. Sugababes – Hole In The head 21. Destiny’s Child – Lose My Breath.




GUD MORNIN!
AH MONDAY MONDAY…


Dave and Chris want voice over work like Trevor Nelson who is supposedly doing 2 adverts for 2 different phone companies at the moment…

Dom is back!
Richard and Judy are in the studio today – although Chris thinks it’ll just be Richard. He gets the feeling Judy will make an excuse because after not showing up for Chris’ Channel 5 show “The Chris Moyles Show” (remember??) last time around, he’s got a feeling it could happen again…

Chris today spoke about the weekend’s football. This conversation was always going to be on the cards however. Dave immediately piped up and commented that he missed the 1st Everton goal due to being on air with Chappers at the time! Congratulations to Leeds United for beating Brighton at the w/end. Well done to Kidderminster Harrier’s for getting beaten again… Rachel is however optimistic of their future… Chris said that these struggling team’s need to look no further than him for guidance as he’s top of the league with Scunthorpe United on the x-box!!

Someone on the texts witnessed Aled on S4C (Weird welsh version of channel 4, that has a soap opera called ‘Nuts and Bolts’) sawing a tree in half and making a cake. Apparently the show is called “Enid Pimp” (laughter all round)

Chris – You should see their re-make of the famous five
(Everyone laughs)

Aled was asked by the show (in true Saturday morning style) to bring a picture in of someone special. He bought a pic of the team in and because he got a load of questions incorrect on the programme, he had to saw the picture in half. Nice.

BUZZ OFF
Addicted to love – Robert Palmer:

ALED BUZZ!

Chris – What’s wrong with ya…

DAVE BUZZ

Chris then sounded the news pips during the song, stopped the news pips, then started it again, stopped the music and BLAMED ALED FOR EVERYTHING – due to his cake making activities at the weekend!!

78% said buzz on this morning which riled Chris further, so he pointed more blamed at, yes, indeed, Aled.

SCOOBY DOO NEWS
It’s in the Guinness book of records for being the cartoon with the most episodes, beating off competition from the likes of the Simpson’s. Chris commented that it might not be a totally fair record, as Scooby & Scrappy Do episodes are not technically Scooby Do episodes…

Chris commented that Everton could do quite well this season

1 ROAD TRAVEL
Lanarkshire, Holme Road Junction.

Aaaaaaaand… for a brief moment listeners, Robbie Palmer’s Addicted To Love returns, with guest vocals DOM…

Chris decides he wants to talk TOP OF THE POPS later with us…

If any of you listened to Chappers and Dave over the weekend, it was noted by Chris this morning that Dave said Terry Wogan was the KING of breakfast radio. Chris responded by saying how much he loved Chappers and that he dragged Dave out of the gutter to be where he is now…

08700100100 – the number to call if you want tickets to the Alexandra Palace concert where the likes of Travis, Lemar and GLC are likely to play…

CHRIS AND DAVE’S OFFICIAL CHART COUNTDOWN
This week included new entries for Darius, Depeche Mode and R. Kelly. The highest new entry was Manic Street Preachers’; Love of Richard Nixon. Yet again the official UK no. 1 is Eric Prydz and “Call on me”.

Chris wants to meet the girls in the “Call on me” video sometime… thank god he said ‘meet’…

WELCOME RICHARD AND JUDY!!

Judy tells us it’s too early for the pair as both Chris and the team and R&J get acquainted. Both Richard and Judy congratulate the radio 1 team on their recent success (I won’t go into details but it’s got something to do with lots of listeners joining radio 1). Richard and Chris slag off Johnny Vaughan for being too loud at celebrity premieres. Apparently, according to Richard, Barry Norman refuses to go to premiere’s that Johnny Vaughan is at now because of his loudness. Chris said it’s probably the most listeners he’s ever got…

The Richard and Judy show is currently up for ‘Best Daytime’ show - competing with the likes of Des and Mel and This Morning – Judy commented that she doubted they would win this year - Chris commented that he was nominated for a radio award the first year he arrived but lost to the then rubbish Jo Whiley…Chris talked about the way losers at celebrity awards ceremonies have to put on their gracious loser faces, and should instead swear lots when they lose providing much more entertainment for all… Chris enjoyed Cliff Richard on their show the other week. Richard responded by reminding the world that Cliff was a rocker back in his youth and that people tend to forget this nowadays… Chris told us that his mum - a big fan of Cliff - almost wet herself when he introduced her to him a few years back…

According to the texts meanwhile, Dom and Richard sound the same as each other.

RADIO 1’S YOU SAY WE PAY! (FOR A VERY BRIEF MOMENT):

Richard – Ok, this could be smelly, very tasty…
Dave – Rachel!
(Everyone laughs)

Chris and Judy agreed that Richard takes ‘You say we pay’ very seriously and it is this exact reason they both pulled out of ‘Celebrity; Who Wants to be a millionaire’…
Richard said that if they ever did it, would Chris be the phone a friend…?

Richard also tested Dave’s area codes ability:

Richard –0151
Dave- Liverpool
Richard –0161
Dave – Manchester
Richard- 01925
Dave- Warrington. Get in!

Having seen the Frank Skinner show over the weekend, Chris told us all that he was frustrated at Pamela Anderson for not going on his show and how she’s made a career out of … them…

Judy- She’s pretty though. Has symmetrical features.
Chris- And knockers!
(Everyone laughs)

Back to the pending awards ceremony for R&J, Chris helped plug their show by asking listeners to text DAY 3 to 80088!!
If they win he expects a “thanks to Chris Moyles for helping us win” type comment…



TEDIOUS LINK

Ok – from Black Legend’s “Trouble with me!” –
Legend was a greatest hits compilation by Bob Marley – Bob Holness used to present Blockbusters – which gave away dictionary’s- dictionary is one of the longest words in the dictionary, totalling 10 letters – letters are delivered by a postman- there are of course French letters- another word for ‘Johnny’ – ‘Johnny’ is used for protection- Protection was a big hit for Massive Attack who are from Bristol- In Bristol we have the famous Clifton Suspension Bridge, Bridge, 1st name Wayne plays for Chelsea- Adrian Mutu doesn’t, ‘doesn’t’ is an amalgamation of the word ‘does’ and ‘not’- if you reverse the word ‘not’ and add ‘n’ ‘e’ you get tonne- a unit of measurement for production of coal – coal is one of the primary industries in South Wales- South Wales is where the Stereophonics are from, which leads us on to today’s tedious link:

Stereophonics and Local Boy In The Photograph!


Seamless?
Pretty much although ‘dictionary’ isn’t the longest word in the dictionary.

Chris has just given Judy a big hug, and she smells lovely…

Chris- You gotta love a bit of Richard and Judy…
Dave- Your Richard Madeley impression is better than your Ronnie Corbett Dom…
Dom- I think you’ll find that my Ronnie Corbett impression is up there with the best of them…

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUMMMMBBBBLLLLLE!!!!!!

Ok, so, Friday, Chris Moyles, Top of the Pops…
Chris said he had to act straight on it and that the audience are really very loud…
Fearne was lovely…
Everyone was friendly, but Chris wasn’t best pleased with the state of the dressing room and decided against use of the shower…information we all enjoyed at such an early hour…
Geri Halliwell was on the show – now if you don’t already know it, Geri and Chris have never quite seen eye to eye on things. It started at an awards ceremony when Geri slagged him off. Was it about time the pair kiss and made up? Chris did a link to her in rehearsals that went along the lines of “here’s one for all the daddy’s”…
Afterwards in the corridor, Chris (with a dodgy sounding Aled) saw Geri who told him he gave her a nice intro…
So Chris asked Aled if, now bridges are being built, he could go round her house, ask her a few questions about her new single, why she’s dropped ‘Halliwell’ from her name and to get her on the show. If she’s that happy, to also ask if she’d do him…
Which is a compliment apparently as he wouldn’t do all of the spice girls…

Travis were also on TOTP – Fran Healy now wants to kill Chris for making him laugh (that’s why he lost it at the end of the show on Friday texters…)


After Newsbeat, Chris decides to chat about Jo Whiley’s show and is given death looks through the window by her.

Chris- I think she’s telling us she’s finishing at 1 today…


Aled has made Little Britain in the form of a character called… wait for it… Gay Aled!!
(Que a million remixes of the soundbite from Little Britain and much laughter, mocking and general Aled bashing)

CAR PARK CATCH PHRASE
Contestant 1 – John from Northampton…

Contestant 2 – Paul from Oxford…


WINNER:

JOHN and his FORD FOCUS!!

PRIZE:
A date with Richard and Judy or a free session in Aled’s Sauna…


Say goodbye Mr. Fish… he’s waving!!