[Chris]

1. Xzibit/Keri Hilson – Hey Now(Mean Muggin), 7.00 NEWSBEAT, 2. Deep Dish – Flashdance, 3. LL Cool J/7 Aurelius – Hush, 4. Bloc Party – So Here We Are, 5. Angel City – Do You Know(I Go Crazy), 7.30 NEWSBEAT, 6. Destiny’s Child – Bootylicious, 7. U2 – Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own, 8. Outkast – The Way You Move, 9. Scissor Sisters – Take Your Mama Out(At The Brit Awards 2005), 10. Ashanti – Only U, 11. Kaiser Chiefs – Oh My God, 12. Joss Stone – Super Duper Love, 8.30 NEWSBEAT, 13. Chemical Brothers – Galvanize, 14. Kylie Minogue – I Believe In You, 15. TEDIOUS LINK: Energy 52 – Café Del Mar, 16. Athlete – Wires, 17. Britney Spears – Do Somethin’, 18. Keane – Everybody’s Changing, 9.30 NEWSBEAT, 19. Red Hot Chili Peppers – By The Way, 20. Eminem – Like Toy Soldiers, 21.

Apparently Dominic is very gullible. He asked Chris whether he had a drink last night, and believed it when Chris said no, he was planning to do another month off the booze. Because he’s bald, he doesn’t have a “BS Detector” built into his hair, so it all goes straight in and he believes everything. Now I know why I’m more thick after I’ve been to the Barbers!

So it was back to normal this morning, Chris is sounding rough again. Hallelujah! He went out for his first pint last night, although he felt a bit uncomfortable, being off the booze for so long. Infact, he nearly decided to just have a glass of water, until Dave’s girlfriend(Wife, sorry!) swore at him. Dave said when the pint arrived, he was like a small child stepping into a swimming pool(no Michael Jackson jokes!). Chris and Dom couldn’t understand this expression, Chris said to Dom, if he’s ever seen a small child get into a swimming pool, and said to his wife “Hey Nic, that looks like a man drinking his first pint for a month”. Obviously not!

The Brits discussion started at 7.15. Chris said he’s no TV director…he’s Chris Moyles. But a few things he would have changed, for a start, that irritating voice over guy announcing the nominations, who apparently turned out to be Matt Lucas. Chris said if it was supposed to be ironic, it went right over his head! And I’m glad it wasn’t just me who was annoyed when he pronounced Kylie Minogue’s name wrong, obviously thinking it was absolutely hilarious! Colin Murray presented the ITV2 show, and opened with a sarcastic gag, saying “I just wanna say how great it is to see Chris Evans back on the tele, because no one’s said that tonight…” but he wasn’t aware that that line was edited out of the actual show, so it made him look rather stupid, insert any other sarcastic gags here…

“The detox is finally over, thank god man, that was boring as hell”

FRIDAY FOOTIE COMP: Man City V Man Utd – Come on you Blues! Winner was Katie, living in Staines.

FRIDAY RUGBY COMP(It’s a new one): Andy, from Edinburgh.

There were some leftover interviews from The Brits at 8.15, firstly was Scissor Sisters, who are “camp, to say the least”. Chris congratulated them on their awards. Best interview of all though was definitely Franz Ferdinand. Last band they interviewed, at the end of a long interview, and of course the later it is, the more drunk these bands are likely to be. Basically, after a few minutes of talking rubbish, the band suddenly started talking amongst themselves, completely forgetting about Chris and Dave, this went on for another few minutes. Chris made an attempt to get back in the conversation, by congratulating them again and saying good night. Chris and Dave both agreed it was the most surreal interview they’ve ever done!

CHRIS AND DAVE’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS: With ex Spurs legend Garth Crooks:

Everton V Chelsea
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Home Win, Garth: Away Win

Birmingham V Liverpool
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Draw, Garth: Away Win

Blackburn V Norwich
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win, Garth: Home Win

Portsmouth V Aston Villa
Chris: Draw, Dave: Away Win, Garth: Home Win

Fulham V Derby
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win, Garth: Home Win

Hartlepool V Brentford
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Away Win, Garth: Away Win

Luton V Hull
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win, Garth: Home Win

Also, as an additional feature this week…

WILL YOUNG’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS…or four of them, as Chris managed to get whilst interviewing after The Brits on Wednesday:

Birmingham V Liverpool: Away Win

Blackburn V Norwich: Home Win

Bolton V Middlesborough: Away Win

Everton V Chelsea: Away Win

Portsmouth V Aston Villa: Home Win

There was a very special game of Guess Who after the 9.30 news, although slightly different. The team had to guess who Chris was going out for lunch with this afternoon. Carrie guessed Robbie Williams, although Robbie apparently said he’d like to go out with Chris, it’ll never happen! The actual answer was Will Young, and he may go out for a few drinks with him afterwards, as apparently Will likes to get a few shorts down…

CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:

On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Nancy, a post woman, from Norwich: 1

On Line 2, it’s contestant number two:
Martin, from Liverpool: 2

Great show today, lots of laughs with Chris back on form, as he’s now able to drink again, and little talk of this detox rubbish! I hope for more of the same next week!

ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
Chris’ girlfriend’s Mum likes LL Cool J
Matt Lucas and David Walliams on the show on Monday
Rachel thinks Abi Titmuss is a sl…ightly annoying lady
Chris and Dave’s idea to advertise sanitry products(Don’t ask!)
Some random conversation about porn magazines