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- Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:25 pm
#242083
1. Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous, 7.00 NEWSBEAT, 2. Shakedown – At Night, 3. LL Cool J/7 Aurelius – Hush, 4. Phantom Planet – California, 5. The Killers – Somebody Told Me, 7.30 NEWSBEAT, 6. Basement Jaxx – Good Luck, 7. Verbalicious – Don’t Play Nice, 8. The Bravery – An Honest Mistake, 9. Girls Aloud – Wake Me Up, 8.00 NEWSBEAT, 10. Daft Punk – One More Time, 11. Usher – Caught Up, 12. Will Smith – Switch, 8.30 NEWSBEAT, 13. Stereophonics – Dakota, 14. Natasha Bedingfield – Unwritten, 15. Uniting Nations – Out Of Touch, 16. Embrace – Looking As You Are, 17. TEDIOUS LINK: Nomad – Devotion, 18. Ashanti – Only U, 9.30 NEWSBEAT, 19. Athlete – Wires, 20. Beyonce – Crazy In Love
Not the best of starts this morning, Chris insisted Dave start the show, as he was so tired(and hungover) he couldn’t open the show. He got up very late this morning, and Rachel had the rest of the team on standby to open the show. Chris said when he’s tired he slurs his words, and he doesn’t want the listeners to think he’s been drinking, as if we would think that…
THE OC
This was brought up because of the Phantom Planet song, which, is, of course, the theme tune. Chris insists it’s the kind of show people in their 30s(including Rachel) will watch to make themselves feel younger, Dave compared it to Dawson’s Creek, saying he imagines he’d hate it. Even Rachel agrees it’s full of young pretty American actors/actresses who can’t actually act. I’m with Dave, popular as it may be, although I’ve never seen it, it sounds like a load of overrated American drivel to me, I learnt my lesson from giving Friends a chance! That said, the theme tune is very good!
Random Quote Number 1:
Chris(To Dom): How do you make your child shut up?
Dom: Patience is the main thing.
Chris and Dave: He can play cards?!
EXCLUSIVE…THE ENDING TO WILL SMITH’S NEW FILM, COURTESY OF COMEDY DAVE…
If you don’t wanna know what happens in Will Smith’s new film, skip this bit. Basically how it started, Rachel compared Chris to a character in the film, who is apparently a loser. Dave came out with “He’s not a loser because he gets the girl in the end”. The rest of the team were shocked! Dave apologised, said it was unintenional, Dom said he won’t bother going to see the film now, and there is a general rule, when you’ve seen a film before anybody else in the country, you don’t give away the ending! Loads of texts of abuse came in for Dave, I’ll sure look forward to Will Smith on the show on Monday now!
WILL SMITH PREMIERE TICKETS:
It was time to give away tickets to Will Smith’s new film, Hitch. Not that that many people are gonna be that bothered about seeing it now, thanks to Dave. Chris stupidly gave out the number before giving out the qualifiying question, so naturally a load of idiots rang up before being given the question, one of them was a young lad called Lewis, who guessed the answer as “The French Prince Of Bel Air”, he had a lisp apparently! Anyway, Lewis didn’t win, instead Chris gave him a copy of Franz Ferdinand’s album. The eventual real winner was Natalie, from Milton Keynes, who’s taking her 20 year old sister.
Random Quote Number 2:
Chris: Do I fancy Vernon? …Yeah, why not.
CHRIS AND DOM’S BIG IMPRESSIONS:
Exactly what it says on the tin! This came at half time, Dom started off with an awful Peter Kay one, and Vernon Kay after Chris had been doing him(impersonating that is) all morning. He also did his amazing Ronnie Corbett impression. Sadly, he couldn’t do Ronnie Barker, which would have been hilarious! Sadly, the subject had to change when someone texted in randomly about 24, so this lost all my attention, then it went to Bingo. Rachel…
Incase you don’t know, it’s Chris’ birthday on Tuesday, which means loads of surprise guests! Chris brought up the story from a few years ago of when they got U2 to perform for him live via satellite, he was delighted, and then later found out it was on tape, from Simon Mayo’s show years before! He wants real guests this year, and he has to physically see them before the show. Don’t forget to listen Tuesday morning from 6.55am, to wish Chris many happy returns!
Random Quote Number 3:
“Hi, I’m Paul, the voiceover guy, and y’know, the last time I spoke to Rachel she told me that she thought some of my jingle liners were a little too short and that she needed some different ones to play over the start of records that have a really long intro, so I’m hoping that this one will work better, and be lengthy enough to hit…”
No, seriously, I’m not joking.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Graham, a printer, from somewhere near Berkshire: 2
On Line 2, it’s contestant number two:
Matty, working in a garden centre, from Middlesborough: 1
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
An angry email to Chris about Edith Bowman
Verbalicious, the new Billie Piper according to Chris
Some playboy models upstairs(not as entertaining as it sounds)
Terry Wogan and Ken Bruce popping in again just before 9.00, hilarious as ever
Not the best of starts this morning, Chris insisted Dave start the show, as he was so tired(and hungover) he couldn’t open the show. He got up very late this morning, and Rachel had the rest of the team on standby to open the show. Chris said when he’s tired he slurs his words, and he doesn’t want the listeners to think he’s been drinking, as if we would think that…
THE OC
This was brought up because of the Phantom Planet song, which, is, of course, the theme tune. Chris insists it’s the kind of show people in their 30s(including Rachel) will watch to make themselves feel younger, Dave compared it to Dawson’s Creek, saying he imagines he’d hate it. Even Rachel agrees it’s full of young pretty American actors/actresses who can’t actually act. I’m with Dave, popular as it may be, although I’ve never seen it, it sounds like a load of overrated American drivel to me, I learnt my lesson from giving Friends a chance! That said, the theme tune is very good!
Random Quote Number 1:
Chris(To Dom): How do you make your child shut up?
Dom: Patience is the main thing.
Chris and Dave: He can play cards?!
EXCLUSIVE…THE ENDING TO WILL SMITH’S NEW FILM, COURTESY OF COMEDY DAVE…
If you don’t wanna know what happens in Will Smith’s new film, skip this bit. Basically how it started, Rachel compared Chris to a character in the film, who is apparently a loser. Dave came out with “He’s not a loser because he gets the girl in the end”. The rest of the team were shocked! Dave apologised, said it was unintenional, Dom said he won’t bother going to see the film now, and there is a general rule, when you’ve seen a film before anybody else in the country, you don’t give away the ending! Loads of texts of abuse came in for Dave, I’ll sure look forward to Will Smith on the show on Monday now!
WILL SMITH PREMIERE TICKETS:
It was time to give away tickets to Will Smith’s new film, Hitch. Not that that many people are gonna be that bothered about seeing it now, thanks to Dave. Chris stupidly gave out the number before giving out the qualifiying question, so naturally a load of idiots rang up before being given the question, one of them was a young lad called Lewis, who guessed the answer as “The French Prince Of Bel Air”, he had a lisp apparently! Anyway, Lewis didn’t win, instead Chris gave him a copy of Franz Ferdinand’s album. The eventual real winner was Natalie, from Milton Keynes, who’s taking her 20 year old sister.
Random Quote Number 2:
Chris: Do I fancy Vernon? …Yeah, why not.
CHRIS AND DOM’S BIG IMPRESSIONS:
Exactly what it says on the tin! This came at half time, Dom started off with an awful Peter Kay one, and Vernon Kay after Chris had been doing him(impersonating that is) all morning. He also did his amazing Ronnie Corbett impression. Sadly, he couldn’t do Ronnie Barker, which would have been hilarious! Sadly, the subject had to change when someone texted in randomly about 24, so this lost all my attention, then it went to Bingo. Rachel…
Incase you don’t know, it’s Chris’ birthday on Tuesday, which means loads of surprise guests! Chris brought up the story from a few years ago of when they got U2 to perform for him live via satellite, he was delighted, and then later found out it was on tape, from Simon Mayo’s show years before! He wants real guests this year, and he has to physically see them before the show. Don’t forget to listen Tuesday morning from 6.55am, to wish Chris many happy returns!
Random Quote Number 3:
“Hi, I’m Paul, the voiceover guy, and y’know, the last time I spoke to Rachel she told me that she thought some of my jingle liners were a little too short and that she needed some different ones to play over the start of records that have a really long intro, so I’m hoping that this one will work better, and be lengthy enough to hit…”
No, seriously, I’m not joking.
CARPARK CATCHPHRASE:
On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Graham, a printer, from somewhere near Berkshire: 2
On Line 2, it’s contestant number two:
Matty, working in a garden centre, from Middlesborough: 1
ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
An angry email to Chris about Edith Bowman
Verbalicious, the new Billie Piper according to Chris
Some playboy models upstairs(not as entertaining as it sounds)
Terry Wogan and Ken Bruce popping in again just before 9.00, hilarious as ever
