The chrismoyles.net TV & Radio Show Reviews
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1. The Killers – Somebody Told Me, 7.00 NEWSBEAT, 2. Eminem – Like Toy Soldiers, 3. Stonebridge/Therese – Put ‘Em High, 4. Natasha Bedingfield – These Words, 7.30 NEWSBEAT, 5. Outkast – Hey Ya, 6. Stereophonics – Dakota, 7. McFly/Chris Moyles Parody: It’s All About You, 8. U2 – Sometimes You Can’t Make It On Your Own, 9. Holly Valance – Kiss Kiss, 10. Kaiser Chiefs – Oh My God, 8.30 NEWSBEAT, 11. Keane – Everybody’s Changing, 12. LL Cool J/7 Aurelius – Hush, 13. Deep Dish – Flashdance, 14. TEDIOUS LINK: N-Trance – Set You Free, 15. Scissor Sisters – Filthy/Gorgeous, 16. Shapeshifters – Back To Basics, 17. Girls Aloud – Wake Me Up, 9.30 NEWSBEAT, 18. Green Day – Holiday, 19. 50 Cent – In Da Club

Another day, another show, and Moyles is late again. Oh but he had a very good excuse this time. He was working in the soup kitchens late last night looking after the homeless and the needy, then he went to A&E department to see if he could help out as he likes to do. And then, on the way in, he saw an old lady trying to cross the road so he had to help her, and take her home with all her shopping. So despite what we may have thought, he DEFINITELY wasn’t in the pub last night and he DEFINITELY didn’t sleep in this morning, just being his usual sweet and caring self…

RANDOM QUOTE NUMBER 1:

“Next we’ll play Eminem, obviously, because that’s what we do every ten minutes on Radio 1 at the moment”

MARK LAWRENSON:
The Match Of The Day legend was in filling Carrie’s slot reading the sport today. This job must be harder than it sounds as all guest presenters seem to have struggled this week, so god bless our Carrie! The whole team had t-shirts with a picture of Mark on the front. Dave said they look like Four Puffs And A Piano from Jonathan Ross’ show. If you wanna see a pic of this to judge for yourself, go to Chris’ Radio 1 site and click on “Guest Sportsreaders”.

“The Chris Moyles Show, they’re all lovely, National Radio One”

RANDOM QUOTE NUMBER 2:

On the Millenium Stadium:

“There’s about six tears up there, but lets hope there won’t be tears for Chelsea” – The genius that is Mark Lawrenson.

Incase you think you mis-read the playlist, Holly Valance really did get played on this morning’s show, Chris never explained why, the music on Radio 1 just gets stranger everyday…

CHRIS MOYLES RED NOSE RALLY:
John O’Groats to Lands End, but first they have to get to John O’Groats. It takes 2 and a half hours to get there by car, but 20 minutes by helicopter. So Chris was appealing for anybody who had a helicopter to phone in, and give them a lift next Friday. You’d have thought they’d have had all this organised by now, but obviously not. But anyway, the whole event will be filmed, and shown on BBC Three and BBC One on Comic Relief night. Remember, it’s all for charity…and Rachel’s first flight in a helicopter.

There was more ramblings about the Red Nose Rally following this, ok it’s for charity, but they tell us once, they’ll tell us again. Rachel suggested doing a sponsored detox for a week, aarrghh!! It’s that dreaded D word again! Chris said he’d pay if she did have a drink! Don’t forget, the team are in Inverness next Friday starting their journey from John O’Groats to Lands End, because if you do forget, they’ll only keep going on and on about it, why can’t they raise money for Comic Relief in a less annoying, more discreet way that doesn’t take up the whole show that could be used for the good old pointless ramblings?! Oh well, good cause and all that.

WHEN DOM MET MAGGIE PHILBIN:
This came up very randomly at half time, but apparently, Maggie Philbin, children’s TV legend, now works on the breakfast show on Radio Berkshire, and Dom has just recorded an interview with her about why some DJs are unhappy in their job, sitting there, playing music for three hours and having a laugh, my heart bleeds for them! Anyway, Dom had some audio from the interview, and Chris was annoyed because she referred to him as “Radio 1 Newsreader” Dominic Byrne, without getting in a plug for his show. Dom fancies her apparently, and was trying to sound smooth. It didn’t start off well, with Maggie ignoring him when he asked her how she was. Dom went on about how “happy” Chris was in his job, so much so that the team were counting how many times he said the word “happy”. 7 times, it definitely sounded more! I have to say, charity or not, this is the kind of radio I would rather listen too in the morning!

“Chris is happy, we’re all happy, everyone’s happy”

Rachel…

CHRIS AND DAVE’S FOOTIE PREDICTIONS:

Featuring special guest predictor Will Smith:

Southampton V Arsenal
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win, Will: Away Win

Aston Villa V Everton
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win, Will: Away Win

Crystal Palace V Birmingham
Chris: Draw, Dave: Draw, Will: Home Win

Tottenham V Fulham
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win, Will: Home Win

Gillingham V Wigan
Chris: Away Win, Dave: Away Win, Will: Away Win

Ipswich V QPR
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Home Win, Will:

Sunderland V Cardiff
Chris: Home Win, Dave: Draw, Will: Home Win

CARPARK CATCHPHRASE

On Line 1, it’s contestant number one:
Laura, a 20 year old single landlady from Kettering: 2

On Line 2, it’s contestant number two:
Scott, in the navy, from Plymouth: 1

ALSO ON TODAY’S SHOW:
A difficult football question, set by Mark
Giving away tickets to Chelsea V Liverpool
When Dom apparently made Sadie Frost sick
Rachel thinking in words(It was funny!)

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