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- Tue Sep 24, 2002 6:51 pm
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7.04 An its time for Live with Chris Moyles. I cant help thinking Channel 5 doesn't do Moyles any favours by putting serious news right before a comedy show....
Anyway... tonight Moyles was feeling cautious and was joined by hairdressers (who always have bad hair). A picture was shown of a berk called lee who used to(an still does in my opinion) have hair like a prat. News stories included ones on Cat Deeley, Steps and an a-salt by crisps which fell on a womans head which she claimed was like bricks falling on her head. They dropped a box of crisps an then a brick on a blokes head to prove which was worse I'll leave you to guess which. Woman with nice arse on front of Daily Star... stared at it and it wasn't bad actually. Celeb Big Brother Stars are in Daily Star: Moyles says Greco isn't in it because they both agreed not to. Talked to Dominic Moron who said list is only a wish list of contestants.
off the top of my head - picture of Darren Day looking like hes taking a dump in a leather suit. The callers guessed dull one word answers for the picture: tragic, viagra, constipation were some of the best. The answer was
idiot.
END OF PART ONE
Millionaire blokes cant find love apparantly (shame). Scary American woman with big hair has set up a club for millionaires to find love. Showed pics of women in model shots who you would never meet in real life an probably
aren't in the club. £10,000 - £30,000 to join. Talked to Peter Stringfellow about the club who says its great but what do you do with your wife? Stringfellow said its easy to get birds when you are rich (It has to be true because he does).
Talked to the hairdressers. Lee has a voice like David Beckhams and he does Brian Dowlings hair. Bald bloke comes on and haidresser has to put dead hair on his head to make it look good.
Push the Pint - Audience or Moyles get electric shock an our friend Lee can win money. 1st - Audience, 2nd just off star so audience, 3rd - audience if they actually win they might break the budget. Bald bloke now has dead hair on his head..... the end.
I'm reserving judgement on the show because I dont think its fair in the 1st week but today was better than yesterday.
Anyway... tonight Moyles was feeling cautious and was joined by hairdressers (who always have bad hair). A picture was shown of a berk called lee who used to(an still does in my opinion) have hair like a prat. News stories included ones on Cat Deeley, Steps and an a-salt by crisps which fell on a womans head which she claimed was like bricks falling on her head. They dropped a box of crisps an then a brick on a blokes head to prove which was worse I'll leave you to guess which. Woman with nice arse on front of Daily Star... stared at it and it wasn't bad actually. Celeb Big Brother Stars are in Daily Star: Moyles says Greco isn't in it because they both agreed not to. Talked to Dominic Moron who said list is only a wish list of contestants.
off the top of my head - picture of Darren Day looking like hes taking a dump in a leather suit. The callers guessed dull one word answers for the picture: tragic, viagra, constipation were some of the best. The answer was
idiot.
END OF PART ONE
Millionaire blokes cant find love apparantly (shame). Scary American woman with big hair has set up a club for millionaires to find love. Showed pics of women in model shots who you would never meet in real life an probably
aren't in the club. £10,000 - £30,000 to join. Talked to Peter Stringfellow about the club who says its great but what do you do with your wife? Stringfellow said its easy to get birds when you are rich (It has to be true because he does).
Talked to the hairdressers. Lee has a voice like David Beckhams and he does Brian Dowlings hair. Bald bloke comes on and haidresser has to put dead hair on his head to make it look good.
Push the Pint - Audience or Moyles get electric shock an our friend Lee can win money. 1st - Audience, 2nd just off star so audience, 3rd - audience if they actually win they might break the budget. Bald bloke now has dead hair on his head..... the end.
I'm reserving judgement on the show because I dont think its fair in the 1st week but today was better than yesterday.
