Personaly I agree with Nablo, its impossible to say what lyrics are the "best" ermm kinda drunk etc.... so heres my favourit lyrics of all time.
It's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two phuckin' presents
it's Christmas Eve, and I've only wrapped two phuckin' presents
and I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
and I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my kock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
It's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven phuckin' hotdogs
it's Labor Day and my Grandpa just ate seven phuckin' hotdogs
and he (s)hit, (s)hit, (s)hit his pants
he always phuckin' (s)hitin' his pants
and I'll never talk to you again
Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my kock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again
Blink 182 - Happy Holidays You Basterrrd err somthing wrong with my keys. This is a serious response, I love this damn song. Sensorship needs to be sensored for topics such as this
Edit: holy (s)hit where did all those posts come from, surely I didnt take that long.
I'm a big fat political statement!