[Bridgie]

now i myself am not really into cruelty to animals but i have a friend from school whos sister went off to uni when he was about 10. she had a goldfish which she said he could have when she left. being 10, he didnt want his sisters goldfish he wanted his own but wasnt allowed one while this was still alive. so he took it out of the water, opened its mouth and squeezed washing up liquid all down its throat then banged it a few times on the kitchen cupboard. hmmmm. this did the trick ok.

also my pe teacher said when he was younger they used to get bicycle pumps with the attachments on the end and feed them into a frogs mouths and down into their stomachs and started pumping "untill the fog went bang". again, all i can say is hmmmm.

actually saying this i did once shoot a cat out of a tree with a bb gun.
anyone else got any funny stories

bridgie

[Miss Charlie J]

my friend sed once that he accidently killed his hamster, i thought that maybe he accidently sat on it until he sed "it wasn't ment to hit the ceiling" it turned out him and his friend were playin catch with the hamster

[Uglybob]

at grammar school, my class (it wasnt me ok) stuck in 24 paracetamols into the fishtank and it killed 2 out of the 3 fish.

[Morals]

I've seen what happens to a goldfish when it's given Ecstassy... (It wasn't mine (the fish OR the E)) - the thing was, the fish was deformed anyway - it looked like a boomerang. Anyway, it would swim to the bottom of the tank, turn upside down, float to the top, right itself and then do it again, and again, and again....

[Miss Charlie J]

wow i'll have to try that sometime

[Morals]

Yeah but the fish died

[Lawrie]

i had 2 fish died..mainly due to me failing to feed it.....

one summer a dog from the house behind me used to get through into our garden and always attempt to steal a shoe of mine (always the left one) and take it back to a little den it had made under the trees in my garden

[Miss Charlie J]

i have a terrible history with my pets:
i accidently de-hydrated my rabbit,
i forgot about my hamster,
my cat ran away,
and i lost my stick insects

[Morals]

How do you lose stick insects? (Someon else can finish this joke)

[MK Chris]

Stick insects are awful - my Dad used to keep them, they're not really pets because you can't do anything with them except hold them on your hand and hope they don't fall off. He also kept giant African land snails, which are even worse.

[Miss Charlie J]

ewwww, i got pretty bored of stick insects, i bet i'll find them 1 day in a drawer or something

[MK Chris]

All dried up next to the cutlery

[Funky Drummer]

At a recent party some...err..."acquaintances" of mine hot-boxed a frog so that it had noooooo idea what it was doing. Then threw it up in the air and launched it off into the horizon using a baseball bat. At least it died happy and relaxed.

[Sez]

i once dropped my hamster on a concrete slab,i broke it s leg and it managed to die a few day later-i was devesteated

[Bridgie]

when i was about 3 i was watching my dad reverse down the drive and i saw him slowly run over a frog. scarred me for life.

bridgie

[Mr Dion]

just remembered...when i was out strimming the lawn last year..a something jumped up from the grass to the side of me. so i turned round to see what it was, with the strimmer still going, and suddenly it became two things...i looked down and to my horror, a frog lay on the grass cut in two. oops

[MK Chris]

a from lay on the grass cut in two. oops

Is that s'posed to say frog?

[Nablo.]

Must do then it actually makes sense.

[MK Chris]

M is nowhere near G on the keyboard. Either learn to type, or learn to spell Mr Dion!

[Mr Dion]

its fixed...there was an M in there cz i have really really fat fingers...

[tomwhite]

A year ago a cat of mine ran away after we let it out of the house to soon after moving.

More recently however, my two tortoises have run away a total of 6 times (yes, run away). Luckily we were able to find one of them on the most recent escape as it slowly followed an old man walking his dog a mile away several weeks later.

The other one, sadly, is lost forever. For "Squiggly" is likely to of been run over (like the cat), but if you do see him (or the cat), please contact me.

[wannabe_mrs_moyles]

i don't have any funny stories about my cat, he didn't do anything funny before he got put down last weekend (my baby pussy died ) my guinea pig weed and did a poo on me last sunday when i was watching monarch of the glen. one of my goldfish has an obsession with my finger, if i put my finger at the top of the water he just sucks it, and stays there sucking it until i move my hand. if i was a fish i'd commit suicide.

[a_girl_from_mars]

i was accidentaly squashed my dog with a see-saw whilst it had a broken leg. But I don't think I hurt it.

[pond life]

I accidentally cut my cat up when I was chainsawing some logs but I think its ok it was (h)armless anyway

[jnacool]

I once left 2 gerbils together one got hungry and the rest is history!