[Miss Charlie J]

i found ure tortoise just wandering at the front of ure house one day tom.

[Sez]

i was accidentaly squashed my dog with a see-saw whilst it had a broken leg. But I don't think I hurt it.

didnt we break its leg BECAUSE we squashed it under the see-saw

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

funny pet stories truely this is the topic that dropped this board to channel 5 style status...... what we need now are humourous vegetable pictures.....

[Funky Drummer]

Now THAT is an idea...

[Miss Charlie J]

i suppose it would be funny but its not that often that u find a 'humourous' vegetable

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

ahh there speaks a person who has never worked on a farm. you should see my parsnips....

[Miss Charlie J]

oooooooh really. unfortunately i havent had the privledge of working on a farm, oh the shame

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you should be ashamed a few more people working on farms and there might be more respect for people in the countryside. sod national service a bit of manual labour would make this country great again.....

[Miss Charlie J]

suprisingly i agree