[The Cornishman]

Despite the occasional message here and indeed there,our excellent Webmaster remains an enigma.Perhaps we should use this thread as a kind of 'getting to know you' Q&A deal?So,if Mr Harris is in agreement, and is willing to answer each question in a truthful and forthright stylee-I would like to begin.........
Belly Button-sticky out or sticky in?

[Uglybob]

the_dr has a site about the enigma of Chris Harris. Im frigged if i know what the address was.

[Adam]

some people just don't want to be known by other people. it was asked few months ago.

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[Jonny Hoare]

chris harris works with me at dobwalls on the super karts

[Adam]

instead of find what harris has for breakfast in the morning- go and look at your website

http://www.chubby-asians-in-bondage.com

[The Peter Kay Fan]

...its not even a real site......

[Nablo.]

chris harris works with me at dobwalls on the super karts

lol Dowalls, havn't been there for years, it still going?

[Funky Drummer]

By the mere fact that he hasn't posted at all in this thread...I'm guessing he doesn't particularly want much to be known about him.

He will continue to remain a spooky, mysterious e-character..........

[Jonny Hoare]

yes nablo- sorry mate you don't come up to our height restrictions try the kiddie karts

[Nablo.]

....but I only want to go on the trains.

[Jonny Hoare]

ah well you wanna go on the bouncy castle in the kavern.....

every year i get to guard on the train= dull

[The Cornishman]

I can only assume by the incriminating silence that Chris has a veritable Ben Nevis of an umbililcum.

[The Cornishman]

Right then,Question 2:
You are on the bus twixt Bangor and Belfast when you succumb to the dreaded 'Gentlemans Travel Bulge' in the groinal area-Do you:

A)Stand proudly and alight at your usual stop using your 'Bus bar' as a handy briefcase holder?

B)Flood your mind with images of Ian Hislop's nasal hair to assuage the troublesome omni-lob?

C)Scream loudly then point out of the window shouting "Look! its Geri Halliwell yoga-ing naked with a Shidzu protruding out of her anus!",to distract attention?

[Jonny Hoare]

perhaps the cornishmans kranium is indeed laced in a solution of acetic acid..............

[Miss Charlie J]

love the avatar cornishman

[The Cornishman]

Just thinking of what I would do in such circumstances: Given the location and in the very best tradition of that fella from 'The A Team',I'd rig up something suitably sinister looking from available resources (Walkman battery,Kit Kit wrapper,etc.) to clear the bus in a NEW York minute and thus hide my indiscretion.

[Jonny Hoare]

I think it's Macgyver you're thinking off cornishman- man the things i can do with some sticky back plastic and loo rolls and a small amount of explosive