[mnky]

you knew moyles'd have a field day  didnt you

[Eddie]

too right!

[Nablo.]

Ok what was this about Theakston, I missed some of the show what has that lanky wind bag done now then?

[Jonny Hoare]

allegedy had an altrication, shall we say, with female rugby player- often the number 2 shirt if you get what i'm saying.......

[Nablo.]

Well I get you but I have to say not the most clear English I have had the pleasure of reading! Your use of metaphors wasn't all to clear.

[Jonny Hoare]

hooker/prop- wears number 2 on a rugby pitch<br><br>and your cornish -<br>you should be ashamed

[Lawrie]

i hate theakston he is a GET!<br><br><br>hoare darius has NO CHANCE<br>gareth to win!

[Jonny Hoare]

ggggggggggg- deep breath g g g g g g  deep breath<br> slighty annoyed sigh from dec<br><br>darius over will<br><br>gareth sucked on saturday. best performance was zoe....

[Uglybob]

i have the said article if anyone wants to see, very funny reading matter indeed.<br><br>today he issued a statement <br><br>"i apologise to my family although i am single and what i did was not illegal"

[Jonny Hoare]

mailto:[email protected]<br><br><br>drive on bobby boy<br><br>wonder if she asked to see Theakston's Old Perculiar

[Lawrie]

how could he split up with that appleton sister i knew he was a arse when he did that

[Jonny Hoare]

beverley turner=phwwooooar<br>tina turner=old<br><br>joely richardson=slighty old<br>sinnatta= had a hit with toyboy<br>

[Uglybob]

jonny it should be in your mailbox now<br><br>can u imagine theako going in saturday morning and looking at all the emails. <br><br>and he aint that good at picking women, kelis???

[VoiceOverAiro]

Dirty-Dirty Theakson

[Jonny Hoare]

kelis- bet she was going<br>"i hate you so much right now"<br>AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGH!<br>*Y2K REFERENCE*

[DJPhil]

theakston is a complete prat. I can't believe he stooped so low

[Jonny Hoare]

Come on if i was theakston and i was single-<br>i would too!<br><br>and would have got rid of that allsaint sister years before he did and shacked up with someone<br><br>but bless he can't help that he's inadquate<br><br>as bev turner said "this big"

[Lawrie]

lol@ hoare<br><br>that is the funniest thing ive read in ages..so you would rather spend your money on some cheap who** and you wouldnt have kept her from the all saints...<br><br>mad i tell you MAD!

[VoiceOverAiro]

Pimpin' ain't easy, but someone's gotta do it  ;D

[Everlast]

Theakston is a *

[Matt]

Just as I sat down at lunch time today to read the paper, Mark & Lard read out the story on the front page.<br><br>How luuuuuuucky is that? 'Twas the one about Zoe and the fake picture  :o<br><br>They even read the page number the picture was on, somehow, seconds later, my paper had fallen open on that particular page...oops!<br><br>M<br><br>(...and yes I know it was fake...)

[Jonny Hoare]

nice one. Theakston in a brothel<br>sounds like a sound by morrissey/smiths

[VoiceOverAiro]

Lovely Knockerz as Steve 'Pe-nuts' Lamac would say

[Jonny Hoare]

do i have to do the theakston old peculiar gag again.....<br>weren't funny the first time

[Dave_Gnr]

Give him a break<br><br>This is going to be associated with him for years<br><br>Nice 1 Theakers<br><br>Dave