[catherine]

Place where you can give a day to day or week to week ramble about your life

If you think the idea is poo then shut up because it aint

Dear Diary,

Might have a date later depends upon a text.

[Vivienne]

I like it...

Dear Diary,

Having a bottle of red wine later, and I can hardly wait

[Zoot]

Dear Diary

Had to take the Company Jag S Type to the garage this morning.
Forgot how long the nose was and parked it a bit to close to the wall...
weird thing is I found it really funny!

[fish heads]

Dear Diary,

I was going to start a blog today but instead of posting one and have everyone ignore it, I thought I'd post mundane events in my boring life on Moylesworld and have everyone on there ignore it instead

[SAV1OUR]

Never mind mr heads, remember..tomorrows another day! And I thought I'd use this meaningless space to express my shock at that dark horse Dermot O Leary being evicted from the BB studios and doing X Factor all of a sudden, I never saw that coming.

[Vivienne]

What's meaningless to you isn't necessarily meaningless to another poor person.

[catherine]

Never mind mr heads, remember..tomorrows another day! And I thought I'd use this meaningless space to express my shock at that dark horse Dermot O Leary being evicted from the BB studios and doing X Factor all of a sudden, I never saw that coming.

tut tut, you didnt say dear diary your post has been disqualified please try again

[pjordan2000]

Dear diary

This italian bmt from subway has nowhere near filled me up and am now thinking of continuing my lunch in a liquid format at a neaarby pub!

[Vivienne]

Seems like you already have, judging by your spelling...

[pjordan2000]

my poor spelling is usually due to lack of alcohol!

[Nicola_Red]

Dear diary...today I've had a riveting morning on the box office counter during which I almost lost the will to live. I've just returned to the phone room and I feel a bit sick, possibly just due to tiredness and lack of decent food. I did however find out that we are to get a 3% pay rise. That's about it so far.

[SAV1OUR]

Never mind mr heads, remember..tomorrows another day! And I thought I'd use this meaningless space to express my shock at that dark horse Dermot O Leary being evicted from the BB studios and doing X Factor all of a sudden, I never saw that coming.

tut tut, you didnt say dear diary your post has been disqualified please try again

I was in the Diary Room then, and nobody says Dear BB do they, ha ha! I mean....imagine that, everyone watching the show would think yer an utter moron!

[kendra k]

dear diary,

when did this place become unofficial mills? it's making my tumor cry.

thanx!
kk

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Dear Dairy,

Please can I have two pints of Milk and some Cheddar.

Thanks.

[Rychu]

Dear Dairy
Today my flatmates had a fight and ruined the flat.
Utter f**ks

Besides I've just posted sth on this thread - sth is wrong with me!

[Boboff]

Dear Dairy,

Please can I have two pints of Milk and some Cheddar.

Thanks.

Funny, and completely missed by most

Dear Diary

Today I have the children all day as Mrs Boboff is working all weekend, Cbeebies isn't holding the boys attention, and I think I might have annoyed Friend of Girls MOther by being 30 minutes late to drop her off to go to an adventure park for friends birthday ! Now I am racked with guilt, reason I was late..... started that Glue Book mentioned on here, and got a bit engrossed in the Bath, hmmm not good.

[DemonHorse]

Dear Dairy,

Please can I have two pints of Milk and some Cheddar.

Thanks.

Funny, and completely missed by most

I didn't miss it, i was just too tired to comment when I saw it.

[Boboff]

Twas our Polish friend who missed the point, Horsey, I of course knew you with your superior Equine inteligence

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

do horses have big penises? I dont know why but I was just thinking of that Beavis and Butthead episode when they go to the zoo and want to see which has the biggest c*ck but then leave just before the woman talks about Zebras which apparantly are very large.

[foot-loose]

meh.

Mines bigger.

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

dear diary
i am happy today because itunes does a complete and album thingy and so i got 8 +44 songs for £3.16 yay.

xx
also gaspode yes horses do because every time i go near a horse they spray me with stuff how nice?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

so you are sexually attractive to horses? Do you look like Princess Ann?

[Loudmouthed_Cutie]

so you are sexually attractive to horses? Do you look like Princess Ann?

unfortunately I'd have to say no to both of those questions...

[foot-loose]

so you are sexually attractive to horses? Do you look like Princess Ann?

unfortunately I'd have to say no to both of those questions...

Camilla?

[kendra k]

is she hung like a horse?