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By Bridgie
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:49 pm #27627
is it just me, but whenever chris starts talking about his cracked bleeding nipples i really do cringe. it's disgustic even typing about it. eurgh. STOP IT MOYLES. however i would sacrifice the cringing for pure comedy value if he did decide to "whip 'em out" tonight on the tv. not that he would

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Re: makes me cringe

By Sidders
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:52 pm #27631
bridgie wrote:if he did decide to "whip 'em out" tonight on the tv. not that he would

I wouldn't put money on it.
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:55 pm #27634
Oh god, please get over it. If its funny- then its radio material.

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By Freak of nature
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 3:57 pm #27638
Cracked bleeding nipples eh? sounds like you need to go to a well womans clinic!!!
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By kendra k
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:15 pm #27660
why are they bleeding and disgusting?
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:18 pm #27663
friction, my dear kendra. moyles was running.

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By Nablo.
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:22 pm #27668
Ow that looks painful! :cry:
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By kendra k
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:29 pm #27680
yeah, but lots of people run and their nipples don't get like that. i'm sure chris could do something like put bandages on his nipples or sumat. maybe he likes them on some sick level... ewww.
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By Gigglyboots
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 4:30 pm #27682
It looks so eugh tho, poor Chris!
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:04 pm #27731
if there are any female nipples in this condition, can i apply the vaseline for at least....


"yeah i know it looks fine, but i think we should continue for a nother month or so"
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By Adam
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:06 pm #27734
dr hoare- i'm having trouble with my girlfriend... finish off....
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:08 pm #27737
"just let me have a look a her- it's important that her coat is wooly and that she stays free of ticks and lice"
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By StaticFish
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:15 pm #27748
blimey

By Bridgie
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:18 pm #27754
who saw that one coming

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By Jonny Hoare
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:21 pm #27760
All aboard the comedy bus with your comedy conducter J-ho!!!

hit and miss, but like mark and lard's record of the week a lot of misses, but once you hear again you look at the true value of it
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By StaticFish
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:35 pm #27776
as dave would say. life in the funny lane
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By Jonny Hoare
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 5:36 pm #27781
or as i call it on my show the bus lane/hard shoulder of comedy

By Bridgie
-  Mon Sep 23, 2002 9:44 pm #28051
hey sidla. u should have put money on him whippin' 'em out. thats all i have to say

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By Mr Dion
-  Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:29 pm #28136
i ran the belfast marathon in may but go no bleeding nipples....why?

By Bridgie
-  Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:33 pm #28137
i'm guessing you dont have man breasts which would obviously rub more. if im wrong then i dont know. any alternative theories. (if you were wearing a bra that would probably have helped)

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By Mr Dion
-  Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:36 pm #28138
ahh...the lack of bresticles may account for the non bleeding. i unfortunatley was not wearin a bra...mite try it sumday...sounds liberating

By Bridgie
-  Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:38 pm #28139
oh i dont know about that. if johnny sees you talking about plus points of bras people might start geting killed fom his rage. as he says. free the puppies (but keep theose man breasticles locked up)

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By Mr Dion
-  Tue Sep 24, 2002 4:43 pm #28140
no no...all the puppies would by droopy too soon...lettin them run free is a bad ideea
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