[Zoot]

Zoot, you're forgiven. Foot-loose, I won't bother telling you off. Living in Scotland is enough of a punishment.

Zing!

[Zoot]

He's probably trying to think up a clever and witty come back...

He'll be a while then!

[foot-loose]

Zoot, you're forgiven. Foot-loose, I won't bother telling you off. Living in Scotland is enough of a punishment.

Whayyy!

Nice line. And because of that, i'll not steal your thunder with one of my killer blows!

[Zoot]

You know they say that in your life time you eat around 5 spiders while you sleep!
Have you had a dream where you've been eating hairy Raisins recently?

[MK Chris]

While I agree this is quite amusing, I can confirm that is a fallacy:

Claim: The average person swallows eight spiders per year.
Status: False.

Origins: Oh, yuk! It's hard enough to avoid those horrible wriggly things while we're awake, and now we have to worry that they're crawling into our mouths while we sleep? Little Miss Muffett was a piker.

Fear not. This "statistic" was not only made up out of whole cloth, it was invented as an example of the absurd things people will believe simply because they come across them on the Internet.

In a 1993 PC Professional article, columnist Lisa Holst wrote about the ubiquitous lists of "facts" that were circulating via e-mail and how readily they were accepted as truthful by gullible recipients. To demonstrate her point, Holst offered her own made-up list of equally ridiculous "facts," among which was the statistic cited above about the average person's swallowing eight spiders per year, which she took from a collection of common misbeliefs printed in a 1954 book on insect folklore. In a delicious irony, Holst's propagation of this false "fact" has spurred it into becoming one of the most widely-circulated bits of misinformation to be found on the Internet.

[Zoot]

You're spoiling my Fun Topher! No fair!

(This is where you reply with - So it's true you don't swallow spiders when you're asleep. Coakroaches however...)

[foot-loose]

So a wasp with a spider painted on his face holding a needle on an esculator would be out of the question then?

[Zoot]

If anything required one of your custom sigs Loosey - that would be it!

[foot-loose]

If anything required one of your custom sigs Loosey - that would be it!

I doubt it would work somehow.

[catherine]

Like I said before, I consider Bfb as the Saviour of the forum. Therefore, bow down to him Viv!

You're joking - he's alright, like, but Gaspode is the saviour of this forum hands down.

JELLY!!

am i right ? am i am i am i am i? what do i win if i am right ? a stroke of that giant sack your carrying?

[Ballbag]

You are indeed right........ but that's the worst bit of "quoting" I've ever seen.

So no stroke......sorry.

[MK Chris]

1. I'm not the one with the giant sack.
2. What?

[catherine]

oops lol damn i swear i quoted the right thing

[catherine]

Is someone going to say "should of gone to specsavers" to me now?

[foot-loose]

Baggie, its cause all the Quote-A-Thon's are rated 18.

Catherine wouldn't be old enough for such nonsense.

[Ballbag]

Yeah, you're probably right....... another reason to deny the stroke......... also, I aint no toy.

[catherine]

I feel like such an eejit should really preview my posts. You should of let me have a stoke this morning maybe i would of got that damn job. I'm telling everyone i got it but turned it down...

[Yudster]

You'll get the next job. And you'll probably have a better chance in life if you stay away from Baggie's baggage. As it were.

[catherine]

suffocation for the nation just popped into my head like from that advert....but a different word.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Like I said before, I consider Bfb as the Saviour of the forum. Therefore, bow down to him Viv!

You're joking - he's alright, like, but Gaspode is the saviour of this forum hands down.

Its like a pile on really. You can't have the cool people on top if you dont have the pathetic fat bloke at the bottom.

I agree about Charlalottie though she manages to be 16 and not annoying on here theres a few more could take note.

[Sidders]

Like I said before, I consider Bfb as the Saviour of the forum. Therefore, bow down to him Viv!

You're joking - he's alright, like, but Gaspode is the saviour of this forum hands down.

I would say Gaspode's been here too long to be considered a 'saviour'.

[Quincy]

6/10

lionel messi

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Like I said before, I consider Bfb as the Saviour of the forum. Therefore, bow down to him Viv!

You're joking - he's alright, like, but Gaspode is the saviour of this forum hands down.

I would say Gaspode's been here too long to be considered a 'saviour'.

Jesus is with us at all times are you saying hes not our Saviour? Also Dog backwards is God.

There clues are there.

2/10 Brett Angell.

[Uglybob]

I've never used them anyway but from what people on here have said (Uglybob used to frequent them didn't he) they were crap and full of... well... people like you.

And the winner of post of the week goes to........... Topher.

i did not frequent them, i had the odd perusal at what the topics were but the place was crap

[MK Chris]

Did you do a search for your username to find that?