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#278783

By foot-loose - Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:43 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:43 pm #278783

I've never sang karaoke, but Footloose is a nightmare song to sing - the tune is all wonky (i've got the intrumental version in the house).

#278784

By Sidders - Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:44 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:44 pm #278784

I've never tried Pimms & Lemonade.

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By Yudster - Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:52 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 3:52 pm #278789

Here, have some of mine *sloshes Pimms and Lemonade from crystal jug with "Zoots" monogramme engraved on it into a glass for Sidders*. Bottoms up!

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

#278809

By DemonHorse - Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:26 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 6:26 pm #278809

Yudster wrote:Bottoms up!

*drops trou, and sticks hairy arse in the air*

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$

#278837

By Walter Sobchak - Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:46 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 7:46 pm #278837

A young couple walk into the airport bar just after they return after a lovely holiday in the Greater Antilles, The man goes up to get the drinks.
Noticing the multi-coloured hat he is wearing the barman asks "Jamaica?"
To which the Man says "Nooo, she was quite willing!"

:oops:

#278858

By Zoot - Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:49 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:49 pm #278858

Good evening everyone, anyone in here tonight?

foot-loose wrote: you really can be quite gay sometimes Toph

#278865

By MK Chris - Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:31 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:31 pm #278865

charlalottie wrote:What's Bob Marley's Favourite Doughnut?

With Jammin'!

Love that joke.

Surely that should be 'how does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?'

A small but significant change.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.

#278868

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:46 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:46 pm #278868

I thought that but she seemed so pleased with herself.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#278872

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:59 pm

- Fri Apr 13, 2007 11:59 pm #278872

just further proof topher is evil.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

#278873

By MK Chris - Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:05 am

- Sat Apr 14, 2007 12:05 am #278873

Pah, when girls call you sweet it's normally out of sympathy.

Deadly wrote:
Topher wrote:Stuff about Thatcher....

You are a disgrace and I'm looking forward to when someone you respect dies so I can rub your liberal face in it.