The place where everyone hangs out, chats, gossips, and argues
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#282405
yeah and air-brusher to make himself look slim.
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By Adam
#282417
Vernon and Tess dont live in Berkshire, they live in Buckinghamshire on the same road as the Ozzy.
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By MK Chris
#282419
I'm telling - Gaspode and Yudster are ganging up on me. I'm not a real kopite (I know you said by association), though I do hope they win most the time otherwise Mrs Topher is in a foul mood. Self-obsessed, can't argue with that one!
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By Yudster
#282424
I'm not sure how you can be a kopite anyway when you are so clearly and obviously blue.
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By timp
#282425
foot-loose wrote:The first time I got drunk, I got a tad wasted on cider. I was lying on the ground thinking "my dad is picking me up in half an hour, I need to sober up." Obviously when your that age, the best way to sober up is to drink coffee. I asked someone to make me a cup. They split a full jar of nescafe between two cups and poured boiling water in. I downed the two mugs one after the other.

Needless to say, I didn't sober up and I didnt get a lot of sleep that night. I was also off school for the next three days.

I aint had coffee, beer, lager or cider since.


What age was this at? And what did your Dad say?
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By foot-loose
#282428
I dunno, far too young to be drinkin alchohol anyways.

And I can't remember what dad said, but I do remember stopping to vomit on the hard shoulder on the way home.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#282435
Yudster wrote:I'm not sure how you can be a kopite anyway when you are so clearly and obviously blue.


Y'see thats just the kind of thing one of those wacky funsters like Badgeman or Dr Fun would do - dressing up as a Smurf.
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By timp
#282439
foot-loose wrote:I dunno, far too young to be drinkin alchohol anyways.

And I can't remember what dad said, but I do remember stopping to vomit on the hard shoulder on the way home.


Thanks for the entertaining story any way!
By digbysaunders
#283850
Doesn't take a genius to work it out - "Vernon lives around the corner" and its reported in various places that he lives in Fulmer, Bucks. Also realise that JK (which they have mentioned he could visit) lives in Risborough which isn't far up the road.. Thus Sherlock, he lives in Fulmer.. (or Gerrards Cross depending on whether you live in Fulmer or not)
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By Walter Sobchak
#283855
Image

The stalkers on the bus say "look, thats daves house; look, that's JK's house; look that's Vernons house"
The stalkers on the bus say "look, thats daves house" all day long



click the pic and see who's on the bus
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By DemonHorse
#283883
Who's that behind Footloose down below?
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By Walter Sobchak
#283885
DemonHorse wrote:Who's that behind Footloose down below?


Only put 3 from here on, was going to do more but got bored!

I guess you spotted the 3?

all the others were already on pic, or i found them elsewhere.
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By DemonHorse
#283886
Walter Sobchak wrote:
DemonHorse wrote:Who's that behind Footloose down below?


Only put 3 from here on, was going to do more but got bored!

I guess you spotted the 3?

all the others were already on pic, or i found them elsewhere.


Ahh yeah I spotted Bagfer, Footloose, and Topher. I'm guessing the one behind footloose is a wrestler (probably Vader?)
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By Walter Sobchak
#283890
No, I done a search for weird people, and found him here, looks like a stalker to me!

The direct link doesn't seem to work!
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By Yudster
#283891
Nice bus.
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By DemonHorse
#283894
Ahh.
Last edited by DemonHorse on Tue May 15, 2007 6:44 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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By foot-loose
#283896
hahaha, I like the way im driving it!

Its got a puncture at the front tho...
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By Yudster
#283898
Well who else would drive it? You're the professional, after all. I think your doggie should be on it too.
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By foot-loose
#283901
I dont think she would approve.

She doesn't like walking out of the front garden, I think a double decker bus would quite likely finish her off!
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By S4B
#283908
Why doesn't she like walking out the front garden? An agrophobic dog can't be much fun!
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By foot-loose
#283910
I blame it on the fireworks last year.

That and her arthritis. She can't turn round anymore, she has to walk in a big circle to go the opposite direction.
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By DemonHorse
#283912
foot-loose wrote: She can't turn round anymore, she has to walk in a big circle to go the opposite direction.


like a canine Zoolander?
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By S4B
#283914
awww bless! Someone ordered a book on herbal remedies for dogs the other day - yes really - maybe something in there could help her.
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By foot-loose
#283915
Em, I aint seen the film so i'll say.... yea ok then.
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By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog
#283922
Or you could stare at the wall and waste two hours of your life that way.