[claradooblue]

It's all to do with letting the old lips go loose and floppy and diverting the breath through your nose in an interesting but damn near impossible manner.

[Ballbag]

Thats what I find when I try playing my own didgeridoo anyways!

You can do that? I thought people can only play those belonging to another. You are either very flexible, or have an impressive didgeridoo.

Either way, hats off to you.

[Vivienne]

or try holding your breath for ages !!

[claradooblue]

Is that an expert on old lips Viv?

[foot-loose]

See, I dropped mine a few years ago so its got a crack up its shaft. You need to hold it really tight for it to work and some times yer lips can get stuck in the crack at the top.

[foot-loose]

Thats what I find when I try playing my own didgeridoo anyways!

You can do that? I thought people can only play those belonging to another. You are either very flexible, or have an impressive didgeridoo.

Either way, hats off to you.

I'll post a picture of it later if you want

[claradooblue]

Thats a bugger. Once there's a crack in the rim, things are never the same.

[Vivienne]

young lips, darling... lots of practice. I'm really good

[Boboff]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Vivienne]

are you scared?

[Ballbag]

I'll post a picture of it later if you want :wink:

Er yeah....... um........... nah..... you're alright. But thanks anyway.

[foot-loose]

Im sure i've got a good old recorder kicking about somewhere from school. But there aint any innuendo in that so its not as funny.

[Vivienne]

I reckon if I gave the mills a piece of "viv action" he would turn straight ...

[Ballbag]

I presume you mean Viv Richards, the old West Indies bowler......... yeah you might be right...... he looks quite big... it'd certainly keep me on the straight and narrow.

[Vivienne]

no, I mean action from me... moi!! I've got myself proper steamed over now altogether, balls.

[Ballbag]

I've got myself proper steamed over now altogether, balls.

Hmmmm I've read it thrice now and still don't get it.

[MK Chris]

You mean you've got no tits?

[Vivienne]

steamed over = turned on.

[Boboff]

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[Vivienne]

are you wishing it was all for you??

[foot-loose]

Oh so your one of these gals who think the gays are just waiting for the right girl to come along and turn them?

That sorta lass is always a laugh on the dance floor - there was one on Friday night who has been bugging me for about six years now. You'd think she would take the hint!

[Vivienne]

no, it's my humour as usual.. i'm not dissing someone's sexuality. Perhaps you should tell your stalker straight

[Ballbag]

On that note Foots man, have you ever swam in the other sea? You don't have to answer of course......... oh, and to keep this away from being a PM........ Viv......... what the chuff are you talking about.

[Vivienne]

I've gone round the bend. and foots is annoying me now

[foot-loose]

lol, she has been informed many times, it seems to make things worse.

Im always up for a bit of flirtiing though so I aint complaining .