[Quincy]

quite obviously as i have no friends.

now stop inturrupting me its something kind of ooh

[S4B]

my mate james has just text me to say he has just bumped into aled at girls aloud at brighton

anyway stop discussing bath it is terrible

We're not we're discussing BARF! Tell your mate to go find Aled and ask him if he agrees with me or Gasbag!

[Boboff]

yo slut, that was the best effort by far, i like you !

Bath rhymes with Laugh or Half, Kath, and Harth, it's only if you live near London does it rhyme with Calf or Barf

[MK Chris]

No, bath does not rhyme with laugh; barf rhymes with laugh.

[Boboff]

only if you put an r in laugh, which evidently there isn't

[S4B]

yo slut, that was the best effort by far, i like you !

Bath rhymes with Laugh or Half, Kath, and Harth, it's only if you live near London does it rhyme with Calf or Barf

Why thank you kind sir! xx

[Boboff]

A pleasure !

[S4B]

Gaspode won't approve of you approving of me! But I think he secretly adores me!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

No I think you are like a child who has had too much sugar.

[Boboff]

Gaspode is cool though, he really is extemely clever, but can appear a bit appraisive initially, it's because he has to get up to the fridge for beer himself at certain points in the evening, he needs a good lady Boboff !

[S4B]

i don't have sugar! Not fond of sweet stuff. Imagine Gassy what I'd be like with sugar! I think you're right Boboff he's not geting enough!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

its coffee i need. i do need a good lady though.

[S4B]

Want me to find you one? I could find you lots but they're all like me and I'm no lady!

[Boboff]

I think you need to exercise something other than your ascerpic wit once in a a while to find yourself a beer fetcher

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sounds too much like hard work then.

[S4B]

Yeah! Go on you ickle doggie, show us your soft side, roll over and let us all tickle your tummy for a while!

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I hate to repeat myself but you really are quite tedious.

[Boboff]

Gas, you ain't foulin' us anymore, go on show us your tummy

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

sit is my default position.

[S4B]

Can you sit up and beg too? That's a good trick if you want a lady!

[Boboff]

You so funny !

I see you half layin, half sittin, like me on sofee

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I'm still in touch with all my exs. They only charge £1 a minute these days.

[S4B]

LMAO!!!! Poor doggie how long has it been since you met a good bitch?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

you dont know how close that term is for the last lady i went out with. I still receive happy texts late on what I assume are drunken nights.

[Boboff]

LOMA ?