[S4B]

I'm v bored so have thought up a new topic to entertain myself with. Not a new idea, think it's been done before but this is slightly different.

So you're sent to a Desert Island and you can take 1 of each of the following what would you take and (if there's a reason) why?

1 album
1 book
1 member of Chris Moyles.net
1 member of the breakfast show team
1 bottle of alcohol

[Ballbag]

I'd take me the greatest hits by Elton John, on vinyl, the Champion's League 2006/2007 guide book, Fowler, Carrie and a Nebuchadnezzar of Champagne.

My plan would be thus, drink the champagne over a period of time, whilst listening to Elton, and lulling Carrie into a false sense of security. During this time I'll send young Fowler off to fetch food and provisions. With the champagne gone and Carrie passed out. I'd get the album (here's the significance of the choice) as it's a double album I'd take each record and fasten them to to the end of two big sticks, helpfully collected by Fowler, thus making two makeshift oars. With the Nebuchadnezzar corked back up it would make a great float. I'd the beckon my little pall onto the bottle with me, and whistle the hours away as he rows me back to safety leaving Carrie in a relative "hell hole".

The end.

[S4B]

Very imaginative I like the creativity

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

1 album - The Verve Urban Hymns
1 book - Catch 22
1 member of Chris Moyles.net - Betti where is she these days?
1 member of the breakfast show team - Rachel
1 bottle of alcohol - Vodka.

[MK Chris]

1 album - The Beatles - 1
1 book - Cosa Nostra: the History of the Sicilian Mafia
1 member of Chris Moyles.net - hmm, I like Gaspode's Betti idea, but if I can't copy his idea then I reckon Sam of old.
1 member of the breakfast show team - Dom
1 bottle of alcohol - vodka

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

I only said betti because she had nice breasts. Also wasn't A Girl From Mars fit?

[Nicola_Red]

Album - Appetite For Destruction - Guns N' Roses
Book - The Dice Man - Luke Rhinehart
Member of the forum - ummmm...that's a toughie...Fowler, I think
Member of the team - Aled
Alcohol - Southern Comfort

[Yudster]

1 album - Keane, Hopes and Fears
1 book - Jane Austen's complete works
1 member of chrismoyles.net - Viv (if I'm going to die, I'm taking her down with me.....)(thats a joke viv)
1 member of the breakfast show team - Rachel
1 bottle of alcohol - can I have lots of Evian instead, drinking in the sun gives me a headache...........

[S4B]

I only said betti because she had nice breasts. Also wasn't A Girl From Mars fit?

I have nice boobs!

[Zoot]

Album - either Led Zep 2 or App for Destruction
Book - LotR Trilogy
Forum Member - Lalalottie, to keep me amused...
Team Member - Dom, cause Dom knows all!
Alcohol - Kronni Premier (Blue Bottle)

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Is it just me that has no idea who this Fowler person is that both bag for balls and nicola have mentioned?

Also theres a difference between big and nice.

[S4B]

I've no idea who it is either! and I've NEVER had any complaints

[Yudster]

Neither have I but I always assume thats because most people are intrinsically polite and well mannered...!

[S4B]

depends what situation you're in I think.

[Ballbag]

You have to ride a camel to get out of a desert and you never know when you're gonna be back in the desert again, so be nice to that camel.

Down the pub though that's a different story, tell all and sundry how crap that camel was.

[S4B]

ooh philosophical. Normally men talk to my chest though and not to me which kinda gives the game away

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

You are my hero today.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Bag for balls that was... bloody nora...

[Ballbag]

ooh philosophical. Normally men talk to my chest though and not to me which kinda gives the game away

There's a dude here at work with a horrific scar on his neck, when I talk to him I can't stop staring it it. Does that give a game away?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

similarly I know a woman with a terrible mole on her face and i look at her chest.

[S4B]

Hmmm You don't know the men I do! Anyway I'm off, fed up of being insulted! Don't miss me too much will you boys and girls

[Yudster]

ooh philosophical. Normally men talk to my chest though and not to me which kinda gives the game away

When our IT stuff goes wrong at work we have a contract with a firm who send someone out to fix it. For a while, the same bloke came time after time - and he never managed to address any remark anywhere north of my boobs, not ever. He was creepy. I mentioned it in passing to the IT people and asked if it would be possible to assign someone else to our account - next thing I know the bloke has been sacked for gross misconduct. How guilty do I feel?!

[Ballbag]

Was he just short with a stiff neck?

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Like Stan?

[Yudster]

No, but I felt really bad - maybe he just found my face repulsive and was trying to avoid looking at it?! I never made a complaint even, I just said maybe could someone else look after our stuff. I hope he was a serial ogler, and had loads of complaints and my comment was the last straw, that way I wouldn't feel so guilty