[Alice]

The following files have been added to the SoundVault:

Ozzy and Sharon Osborne - Ozzy Osborne was booked in, but, as a complete surprise, his wife, Sharon Osborne, came too.

Carries Cousin - Chris tells the story of when he met one of Carrie's cousins at the football while in Germany.

[MK Chris]

Hmm... Is Alice an acronym?

[Yudster]

Alice? Who the * is Alice?!

[MK Chris]

A very good point.

[Ballbag]

Whoever she is she is mysterious for she has made 0 posts, and yet 1 post.

[foot-loose]

Maybe she is part of that team at cm.net that allows Chris to talk about "we"?

[SAV1OUR]

Shes in audiological wonderland....

[timp]

I thought I'd seen it all

[SAV1OUR]

You dont suppose its just Console being all kinky do you? Or maybe its Mrs Sole? The 0 post count is freaky, mind.

[MK Chris]

It's not that freaky, if they've got a routine that manually inserts a post in the database, but doesn't increment that particular user's post count.

[Chris]

For various reasons, Alice is the new 6am update poster.

[S4B]

oh now you've ruined the illusion! Is she nice?

[foot-loose]

I always wondered how you managed to update things at bang on 6am every day. Figured you were just a bit OCD about it...

[Console]

Are you seriously saying that you never, in this age of computers, considered that the process was automated?

[S4B]

Ah Console, Footy's a bit slow on the uptake, he can't help it, he's a bear of very little brain sometimes (a bit like me today) but we love him xx

[Chris]

She doesn't only post at 6am.

[foot-loose]

Are you seriously saying that you never, in this age of computers, considered that the process was automated?

I should have perhaps included the line "[/sarcasm]" at the bottom, but I thought that would have been obvious.

My deepest appleologies.