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This thread has been running on another website and it proves quite popular. Whats been peeing you off today?

I battered my shin off the tow bar on the car earlier and now I have a nice big shiny purple lump (on my shin, before anyone starts!)

[MK Chris]

I'm annoyed because I don't show enthusiasm very well for anything, even if I am enthusiastic and Mrs Topher starts to think I'm not excited about stuff. Like getting a house together, which I am very excited about, in fact I don't think I've ever been more excited about anything.

[pinkysibbs]

Yeah iI know how you feel!im annoyed because ive been signed off work for a few days and im bored out of my brain watching daytime tv!Get well soon Charlalottie!

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I'm annoyed because I don't show enthusiasm very well for anything, even if I am enthusiastic and Mrs Topher starts to think I'm not excited about stuff. Like getting a house together, which I am very excited about, in fact I don't think I've ever been more excited about anything.

Oh, im the same - i'm crap when I get presents at birthday and Christmas - the reaction people get is exactly the same regardless what I think of the gift. When I try and sound happy (even if I really am) it just sounds like I'm taking the piss!

[Zoot]

I'm annoyed because I don't show enthusiasm very well for anything, even if I am enthusiastic and Mrs Topher starts to think I'm not excited about stuff. Like getting a house together, which I am very excited about, in fact I don't think I've ever been more excited about anything.

My god, I could of wrote that exactly word for word...
(except the Mrs Topher bit...)

[MK Chris]

I'm annoyed because I don't show enthusiasm very well for anything, even if I am enthusiastic and Mrs Topher starts to think I'm not excited about stuff. Like getting a house together, which I am very excited about, in fact I don't think I've ever been more excited about anything.

Oh, im the same - i'm crap when I get presents at birthday and Christmas - the reaction people get is exactly the same regardless what I think of the gift. When I try and sound happy (even if I really am) it just sounds like I'm taking the piss!

I do that with presents as well! Though most people who give me presents know what to expect now.

[Nicola_Red]

The fact that even tho I set off early the bus took ages and I didn't have time to pick up any lunch so now I'm gonna be stuck with soggy chips from the canteen. Also my customers, today I nominate particularly those booking for the Ladyboys of Bangkok.

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I do that with presents as well! Though most people who give me presents know what to expect now.

My aunt and uncle went through a phase of getting me some damn strange gifts - they gave me a wallet for my christmas and another for my birthday (two months apart). They gave me a kite one year (I was about 18) and a set of pink plastic tennis raquets - you know the kind you would buy on the beach? Of late, it has been black leather gloves. I started saying things like "oh thats great, I was needing one of those". However, my cousin soon clocked onto that - he is about my age and found the presents his mum and dad were getting me funnier and funnier and seemed to enjoy my reaction more and more.

They gave my dad a sorta tortoise thing with a spout on it for the garden for his birthday. You connect a hose to its ass and water scoots out its mouth! Tortoises aint known for vomiting streams of water are they?

[MK Chris]

Ha, so you're a pyromaniac too! I almost set the house on fire once when I cooked burgers under the grill and the phone rang. It was my sister (and to this day I still blame her) and by the time she let me go the burgers were on fire! I panicked and tried to get the grill pan over to the sink, but dropped it on the floor, melting the laminate flooring. I left notes for my mum saying how sorry I was and went to bed. She wasn't as angry as I expected though.

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When did that happen? Last week?

[Nicola_Red]

I used to live with a chap who had smoked so much weed that his memory was shot to pieces. We bought him a toaster for xmas cos he was continually putting toast under the grill and then wandering off and forgetting about it and almost setting the house on fire.

[MK Chris]

When did that happen? Last week?

I would love to say yes, but alas, I was probably about 14.

[Zoot]

When did that happen? Last week?

I would love to say yes, but alas, I was probably about 14.

So, it WAS last week then?

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whaaaaay

[MK Chris]

That's fast becoming a bit of a catchphrase, if you can get them on message boards.

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That's fast becoming a bit of a catchphrase, if you can get them on message boards.

I claim copyright.

Wasn't helped by the way she was running, she looked like something out of 28 days later.

I liked that image.

[Yudster]

I'm annoyed because work really, really sucks right now, and having invested ten years in this job (and loved every minute of the first eight and a half) I am now forced to wonder if there is any future for me here. So, annoyed, and also sad.

[MK Chris]

I mean it's a great film but lord, that scared me to death. Thanks to that film in a way that I got my bf cos I kept taking his arm to hide behind.

I didn't see 28 Days Later, I saw 28 Weeks Later though and I get the impression they're very similar, probably too similar for me to want to watch 28 Days Later. I couldn't help thinking at the bit where the helicopter flew low and chopped all the zombies up that I'm glad this isn't one of those 4D cinemas like at Thorpe Park where they spray water at you and stuff.

[claradooblue]

I can't stand films with blood and guts and stuff. I saw Alien when i was pregnant and that just about finished me off. Texas Chainsaw massare is another bad one, though lots of people seem to find things like that funny. Why is this?

[Yudster]

What is it you do Yudster?

I won't reply here, I'll PM you.

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^^ thats coz its kinky

[Zoot]

Its spelt Show-fur...

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I am indeed a sofa Charla - nice and comfy to sit on as well.

[Yudster]

^^ thats coz its kinky

No, its because it incorporates a rant the like of which has never been seen on these boards - and is of no interest to anyone. Not even Charlalottie, but she's getting it because she was fool enough to ask.

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No, its because it incorporates a rant the like of which has never been seen on these boards - and is of no interest to anyone. Not even Charlalottie, but she's getting it because she was fool enough to ask.

Im interested in it...