[S4B]

Yuds and I are worried about Boboff. Unemployment doesn't seem to be agreeing with him, lets all help him by thinking of things he can do - other than be extremely happy because "Flirt Divert" is coming back!

Maybe he could make a go of his fudge packing business?
Or start a Yoga class?
Or volunteer at a spa?

What do you all think, let's help Boboff.

[Yudster]

He just LEFT his fudge packing business!

[S4B]

Ah that would explain why it hasn't been mentioned *hangs head in shame for not keeping up with gossip* Maybe he could write a Forum diary to be publushed alongside Chris's book?

[Boboff]

As recently posted I am not retired yet, The guy in charge when I am not there went off for a month with stress ( one week ! I've been doing it for 10 years - Pussy)

But I am still happy that there is light at the end of the tunnel.

And as for the comments about my gran's tits, it's a joke, a very funny chat up line, best saidin a welsh accent,

" Hello my lovely, what's your name ? Eleanor, oh thats a lovely name, I could write poetry about that name, you know my Grandmother was called eleanor, she had a cracking pair of tits as well" see smooth and funny, just like me, works every time, ask Mrs Boboff !

And Scott Mills flirt divert, the reason I said I was looking forward to it coming back was ironic, as a) I have never been chatted up b) I am not fussy so if I was I would give them my real number c) I don't go out. So in my little world it was funny.

I am sorry that this has caused you to believe I am anything other than in fine fettle, your concern is really very endearing, and much appreciated, I haven't got any friends in the physical world, so this has cheered me up tremendously !

Any suggestions though on what I can do when i do eventually leave my role as custodian of all things Jammy & Fudge related I would be very happy to hear.

Also in your local tesco Buy Farmers Market products in the Chutney Isle- There mine ! ( give the Lavender Jelly a miss though, the Quince jelly is lovely though)

Anyway I am off to recruit some more nubile teenage Polish workers to help me with my fudge Packing ! Yum !

[Yudster]

Love you boboff.

[S4B]

OOh I'll chat you up Boboff, I'm quite good at that, then that's another thing you can tick off your "list of things to do before I'm 30"

BTW I know the joke. The Welsh accent does not make it funny, but then maybe I'm biased

[Boboff]

I think it's funny

[S4B]

Hmmmm.... again,. I'm worried about you.

[Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog]

Boboff is the future England coach for Anus Conkers.

[S4B]

I'd forgotten that Gassy, thanks for the reminder