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Why do I...#293961

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:03 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:03 pm #293961

... shine an apple like a cricket ball before taking a bite? I always do this for no reason I can think of...

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#293962

By foot-loose - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:08 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:08 pm #293962

cos yer ol' man did it before you and his ol' man did it before him...

Re: Why do I...#293963

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:10 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:10 pm #293963

my dad would have got someone else to do it for him and his dad would have thought it was an alien speaking to him from another planet.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#293964

By foot-loose - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:13 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:13 pm #293964

right.

I dont know. I also dont really care either, this is the sort of post you would abuse a newbie for.

*shakes head in disappointment*

Re: Why do I...#293966

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:20 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:20 pm #293966

when was the last time I abused a "newbie"? I get this unfair reputation for being harsh.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#293970

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:29 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:29 pm #293970

Well I will struggle on with the weight of your criticism in my striving to be a better man.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#293971

By foot-loose - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:32 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:32 pm #293971

Pah.

Im not going trawling through your previous posts to make a point I dont need to prove.

I would if i was in work, but im not, so I wont.

Re: Why do I...#293972

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:36 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:36 pm #293972

I'm not sure why the point came up in the first place when clearly I was having a dig at my own family but there you go.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#293982

By S4B - Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:02 pm

- Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:02 pm #293982

Why do I...............................................
end up being miserable when I give someone else a dose of their own medicine and they can't take it?

Happened recently when, for a change, I gave as good as I got and ended up losing a friend! Does this mean I should just take evrything lying down? (and for a change guys this isn't about s.e.x)

Re: Why do I...#294034

By Boboff - Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:34 pm

- Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:34 pm #294034

I agree S4b, it's a horrible thing isn't it.

Guilt because you did the right thing.

Why do I........................

keep saying yes to requests to do things for my father, when he is the most ungrateful shit in the world.

Re: Why do I...#294035

By Yudster - Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:43 pm

- Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:43 pm #294035

Because he's your father and you can't help hoping.

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Re: Why do I...#294036

By Boboff - Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:54 pm

- Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:54 pm #294036

Bizarre....

Re: Why do I...#294072

By Quincy - Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:28 pm

- Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:28 pm #294072

you possibly do this because you signed Riquelme lol

Re: Why do I...#294088

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:21 pm

- Tue Jul 03, 2007 6:21 pm #294088

Watch out next week its Kaka.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#294100

By S4B - Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:17 pm

- Tue Jul 03, 2007 8:17 pm #294100

boboff wrote:I agree S4b, it's a horrible thing isn't it.

Guilt because you did the right thing.

Why do I........................

keep saying yes to requests to do things for my father, when he is the most ungrateful shit in the world.

Yeah but now I'm doubting I did do the right thing or at least that I did the right thing for the right reason. Ah well too late now.

I always say yes to requests from my mam by the way and she NEVER says yes to mine, how does that work?

Re: Why do I...#294313

By Vivienne - Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:24 am

- Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:24 am #294313

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:... shine an apple like a cricket ball before taking a bite? I always do this for no reason I can think of...

Would it not simply be that you are thinking you have a "prize" of some kind in your hands, and you want to make it special, before taking a chunk out of it!

I sometimes spin bananas round my head, if this makes any kind of sense...

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Why do I...#294377

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:57 pm

- Thu Jul 05, 2007 4:57 pm #294377

how do you spin them around your head?

Its weird the apple thing because even now I know I do it I only remember after I have done it not to do it.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: Why do I...#294383

By kendra k - Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:13 pm

- Thu Jul 05, 2007 5:13 pm #294383

why not do it? i mean, it's not like you're bruising the apple.

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Re: Why do I...#294421

By foot-loose - Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:38 pm

- Thu Jul 05, 2007 10:38 pm #294421

kendra k wrote:it's not like you're bruising the apple.

Is there innuendo in there... I think there might be!

Re: Why do I...#294579

By unclejoesmintballs - Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:47 am

- Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:47 am #294579

i must be missing that

more madness from your minty friend

Re: Why do I...#294587

By Vivienne - Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:10 am

- Sat Jul 07, 2007 9:10 am #294587

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:how do you spin them around your head?

Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: Why do I...#294610

By foot-loose - Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:39 am

- Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:39 am #294610

[/quote] Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really :-)

[/quote]

That sounds painfull!

Re: Why do I...#294741

By MK Chris - Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:37 pm

- Sat Jul 07, 2007 5:37 pm #294741

Viv 113 wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:how do you spin them around your head?

Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really

I can understand the shining apple thing, I actually think a lot of people do it (though I have never done) but that is just plain silly.

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Re: Why do I...#294774

By S4B - Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:43 pm

- Sat Jul 07, 2007 6:43 pm #294774

Gaspode, I never asked, do u shine it on your groin or on your chest?

Re: Why do I...#294993

By Vivienne - Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:35 am

- Mon Jul 09, 2007 11:35 am #294993

Topher wrote:
Viv 113 wrote:
Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:how do you spin them around your head?

Er... you basically hold a banana in your hand, and lassoo it round your head.. it's quite simply really

I can understand the shining apple thing, I actually think a lot of people do it (though I have never done) but that is just plain silly.

It ain't silly!! It gives me a big feeling of POWER. check it out!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

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