[Boboff]

If he did he would have taken them on Britains got Talent.

Now my Brother, he has a medical condition and has massive testicles, combined they are bigger than a rugby ball.

[S4B]

Wow, how does he gat trousers to fit or has he borrowed Footy's kilt?

[S4B]

get* sorry

[Boboff]

He is 26 stone, and so wears Lycra cycling shorts - eh !
not really tracky bottoms are his preferred option

[MK Chris]

Guys in real life he doesn't have big testicles..........

I know but the image popped into my head and I thought if I have to put up with it, so will you lot.

[foot-loose]

Time to take you all back to Ass-kicking school, old style....
(Thanks for the Bean bag by the way Baggy...)

haha

I'll ignore that response for the moment since I figured we needed to join forces to defeat our common enemy...

[S4B]

Wow footy that's amazing! your turn mr Bagfer

[Zoot]

Hahahahaha

Fair play Footy, that was awesome!

[Boboff]

Show off's!

[foot-loose]

Oh dont think you have got away with that Zoot! There's me thinking that we could put ur differences aside, but meanwhile, you are using me to pleasure yourself!

The only reason I have not yet retaliated is that I haven't got time now! (that and it slightly excited me!)

[S4B]

Boboff you, like me, are just jealous! Credit where credit's due that's amazing.

[Boboff]

I am not jealous at all, and I am very impressed, but they are showing off. It's the who is best at 'puter artwork competition. Zoot wins hands down as he does his in the physical world first rather than digitally, imo !

[S4B]

ooh you can't use "imo" either babe, Chris will spank you, or is that what you're hoping for?

[foot-loose]

I am not jealous at all, and I am very impressed, but they are showing off. It's the who is best at 'puter artwork competition. Zoot wins hands down as he does his in the physical world first rather than digitally, imo !

What I am doing is easy Boboff, anyone with a decent image editing prog would be able to do it. I would never be able to draw like Zoot - I wouldn't even challange him to a drawing compition.

A "who can come up with something better coz they are bored" compition on the other hand, I am all up for!

[Ballbag]

Whilst you two are using all these fancy softwares, I'm creating my modern day masterpieces simply with microsoft paint....... I think that's worth some plaudits?

[Boboff]

I am bored today also.
I have to rewrite the HACCP, I have been at it 2days, and it is boring.

Baggie you get no plaudits for me, it's not the tools at question here.

Personally I would like to see other Character coming in on this fight, I think Yudster coming in to tell you three to get in for your Teas would be amusing !

[S4B]

what's the HACCP?

[DemonHorse]

10/10 for Zoots artwork
9/10 for Foot's use of it.

[Boboff]

what's the HACCP?

Hazard Analysis, Critical Control Points.

It's a methodology to risk assess and design safe systems of work to ensure food products are safe, legal and the correct quality. It is the main tool used in the UK's due diligence when something goes wrong.

Of course part of the system is that it needs to be regularly reviewed ! Job on for Boboff !

[S4B]

Ah well it keeps you off the streets

[Boboff]

Hmm, I just lost about 2 hours work when my Laptop did an automatic restart after an update, when the recovered files came up I saved the wrong one ! Arse !

[Zoot]

I am not jealous at all, and I am very impressed, but they are showing off. It's the who is best at 'puter artwork competition. Zoot wins hands down as he does his in the physical world first rather than digitally, imo !

I think its more a 'who's most disturbed in the head' competition...
Put it this way, I've just drawn a little robot sitting on a pair of testicles with a small half naked scotsman under his arm making rather suggestive hand movements, while Loosy has told the story of the same small scottish man and robot in badly drawn power loaders tripping up a much larger badly drawn power loader driven by a man with very large testicles.


Now where I come from, that ain't normal.

[S4B]

Time to take you all back to Ass-kicking school, old style....
(Thanks for the Bean bag by the way Baggy...)

haha

I though he was just ruffling his hair? never twigged the rudeness!

[Zoot]

Time to take you all back to Ass-kicking school, old style....
(Thanks for the Bean bag by the way Baggy...)

haha

I though he was just ruffling his hair? never twigged the rudeness!

Thats exactly what I intended him to be doing S4B,
It just looked a bit rude when I finished.

(Oh, sorry about bailing on the chat room earlier, it chucked me out and I had to go to the Pub...)

[S4B]

I'm glad you had something better to do honey. Also glad I wasn't missing an obvious rudeness, if I had missed it I may have thought I was sickening with some virus.