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Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297452

By Yudster - Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:50 am

- Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:50 am #297452

Oooh, s4b, I know he's been bad but I'm not sure Console quite deserves that kind of punishment!

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297602

By S4B - Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:56 pm

- Sat Jul 21, 2007 7:56 pm #297602

You never know Yuds he may enjoy it

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297635

By Vivienne - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:15 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:15 am #297635

Do you never think for a second S4B that I may in fact sometimes enjoy rising to "the Bait", and this was never an argument :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297636

By Vivienne - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:16 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:16 am #297636

O, and I'm The Brain... Super Brain, in fact!!

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297640

By Console - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:24 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:24 am #297640

The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth forever, for no raisin!

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297641

By Vivienne - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:25 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:25 am #297641

Console wrote:The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now I am leaving Earth forever, for no raisin!

There's no humour in this that I can see.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297643

By Console - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:28 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:28 am #297643

It was largely referential humour.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297644

By Vivienne - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:28 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:28 am #297644

Been chomping on too many pedantic pies over the weekend.

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297645

By Console - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:30 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:30 am #297645

Have you?

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297646

By Vivienne - Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:31 am

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 8:31 am #297646

Nope, I'm the light-hearted number. You're the pedantic piece, with a head packed full of logical processes! :-)

I'm here to throw cyber spanners into your neat and tidy existence :-)

"I'm off my head on sugar". (R1 DJ Sara Cox, 26/9/08)

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297747

By Yudster - Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:47 pm

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 3:47 pm #297747

Speaking of cakes which aren't cakes (well we were ages ago in this thread) - I have long been a believer that Rice Cakes are the invention of Satan, and giving them to your children as an alternative to proper snacks (as many middle class (look at me I'm a good mother" mothers do) is tantamount to child abuse. I never thought I would find something which makes the Rice Cake pale into insignificance in the ranks of "Revolting Things Called Cake That Aren't", but I have. It looks like thick cheap cardboard, the type of thing that is used for compartmentalising cardboard boxes, and it tastes like compressed wood chippings with a little salt added. I am, of course, talking about The Oatcake. I can't believe that anyone could actually derive pleasure from eating these discs of papier mache masquerading as food - I think its a plot by the Scotch to poison people.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297771

By foot-loose - Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:11 pm

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 5:11 pm #297771

Rice crispy cakes are nice though.

And oatcakes are nice with cheese or paté.*

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297778

By Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog - Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:04 pm

- Mon Jul 23, 2007 6:04 pm #297778

why the * and no reference to it?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAAAAAAANNNNNN?????????????????*

*too much chocolate.

Here's to those who bore us and made us what we are

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297844

By Yudster - Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:10 am

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:10 am #297844

foot-loose wrote:And oatcakes are nice with cheese or paté.*

No. No, they are not. The cheese or pate may be nice, but neither has magical power to elevate the Oatcake itself to the rank of Edible.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297855

By foot-loose - Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:41 am

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:41 am #297855

I had a dream about oatcakes last night. I blame you for this.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297864

By S4B - Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:49 am

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:49 am #297864

Were they attacking you Footy?

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297866

By foot-loose - Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:57 am

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:57 am #297866

No. They were available for general consumption. I may have been at some sort of party - I can't remember.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297867

By Yudster - Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:58 am

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:58 am #297867

It was a poisoning party obviously, you weren't dreaming of oatcakes, you were dreaming of homicide.

Charlalottie on Twitter wrote:Just remembered that I played pool with a satanist last night. Really should go out on a Friday more often.

Charlalottie wrote:Had a good night last night. We lost the pub quiz but had my hair plaited by a viking.

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297868

By foot-loose - Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:07 am

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:07 am #297868

Gaspode_The_Wonder_Dog wrote:why the * and no reference to it?

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAAAAAAANNNNNN?????????????????*

*too much chocolate.

I've just worked out what you are talking about here.

I originally wrote "Ant oatcakes are nice with cheese or pate". I then thought that "Ant Oatcakes" sounded rather minging, so I was going to leave the spelling mistake in and crack a joke about it. I then progressed further with my thoughts and decided that it really wasnt that funny at all, so I corrected the spelling mistake to "and oatcakes are...".

However, in my haste, I left the now redundant (*). Of this, I apologise.

Oatcakes rule!

Re: If you were a cake, what cake would you be?#297915

By DemonHorse - Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:30 pm

- Tue Jul 24, 2007 1:30 pm #297915

charlalottie wrote:Yudster I agree with you on the Rice cakes thing, ricke krispie cakes and corn flake cakes are not cakes. They're a breakfast experiment gone wrong.

Just like the recent weetabix advert where they put chocolate and icecream.. on a weetabix

Anyone who thinks we're contributing to the dumbing-down of internet forums can shove their stupid opinion up their a$$